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#61

Posted 09 March 2009 - 10:00 AM

The hot dog vendors certainly have some of the cheekiest lines. The vendor near Comrades Bar speaks the immortal lines:

"My dogs is long and hot. Put them in your mouth. Come and bite them."

(No thanks....) blush.gif

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 10:26 AM

from cop: I'll shoot your tits off!" biggrin.gif

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:03 AM

if someone honks at niko,
"You have funny face"

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 08:54 AM

I aim a gun a gangstah
he says "Don't make me take that away from you. YOu better use that or you'll regret it"
I i'm thinking yeah right

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 03:16 PM

While plowing through some peds with my car, a woman yells "Finally, some action in this city"...

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 05:01 PM

As I was running past a policeman the other day, I heard him say "Hi, wanna feel my baton"

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 09:28 AM

If you are driving in a car with Michelle and are unlucky enough to have a moderate head-on prang, she will shout out a very understated:

"Jeez Louise!!" biggrin.gif

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 05:06 PM

The Russians in Hove Beach have the funniest ped lines, reminiscent of the Heavy in TF2. My favourite is when I clipped one with a car and he did a somersault. While in the air he shouts:

"sh*tf*ck."

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 05:18 PM

This one you would kinda have to hear it to get it but, I had my gun out and I walked by a fat black gangster and he said in a really deep voice "What the f*ck" I loled biggrin.gif

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 10:18 PM

You guys took most of the ones I was going to use, but I was driving down the road and hit a taxi driver and he said "Eat my dick you cock sucking peice of sh*t". Very explicit I know, it's just the only "funny" thing that no one else has said........Cheesey Vagina.

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 10:24 PM

a cop saying : IM GOING TO SHOOT YOUR BALLS befor i shot his LOL biggrin.gif

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 10:29 PM

damn you stupid malakas
all the ones i was going to say you guys did >_>

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 11:28 AM

Lol, I love GTA4, too damn funny biggrin.gif

I was walking, 2 homeless are walking too.
One homeless guy said to th other homeless.
"Go way, you stinking sh*t"

I loled so much.
I stoled a car from a driver and the driver yelled:

"I f*ck you off"

Some guys said:

"GTFO, Polack asshole"

"I kill you, Polack"


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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:50 PM

I had a 3 star wanted level and was lots of cops were shooting me then i ran into the cop and he says " hey buddy, don't do that again" and before he says do the cops have already shot me dead

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 02:31 PM

Roman: I don't want to die, man! Not like this!
Niko: How would you like to die, Roman?
Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday, I don't know!


or

Packie: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: F**k y*u. F**k y*u. F**k y*u. F**k y*u. F**k y*u.
Packie: You're sweet, Gracie.

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 02:49 PM

In the mission "That special someone"

I touced roman with my car and he said
"f*ck you mother" dontgetit.gif

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 04:34 PM

lmao, im sure this has been posted before but oh well first time i've seen it and it was funny.

what happened: i hit a cab with a baseball bat, so the passenger and driver got out. the driver accidentally hit the passenger so they started having a fist fight. then the cops showed up. as the cop runs over..

Cop: sh*t, now i'm out of breath - so don't pull nothing.
Passenger: f*ck you!
Driver: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Runs away*

EDIT: Lmao, just unpaused and this is what happened afterwards. The passenger began walking to the cop car and then decided to do a runner - but he was hit by a passing taxi and flung into the cop, the cop then got up and shot him dead.

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Posted 16 March 2009 - 08:59 AM

i was playing it yesterday and a guy said to me "im gonna suck your balls dry" dirty bastard is what i thought lol

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 11:08 AM

i walked into some hobo and he said "push me again and i'll bite your tits".

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 11:16 AM

Sorry if this already posted, when you hit taxi the driver said
' You stupid (Mexican language) sleepy.gif

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 10:03 PM

Almost too many too list for me:

After totaling a car a few feet from a ped, "You might as well just f*cking walk!"
Hot dog vendor: "You mothaf*ckas think you too good for 'dis!?"
Ped trying to pull me out of car: "Sh*t, I'm tired already!"
Security guard: "When is that damn delivery service going to get here!?"
After pointing gun at ped: "I got pride, but pride ain't bulletproof!"
Niko after hitting someone with car: "Get the f*ck out of the way!"
Cop: "F*ck, you're going to run aren't you?"
Hot dog vendor: "Some of these are fresh, fresh, fresh!"
ped: "Who the f*ck is this herb tearin' sh*t up man?!"
After pointing gun at car: "He got a godamned gun!"
After pointing gun at car: "Get this crazy mothaf*cka away from me!"
After crashing into a car: "Twice this week!"...probably Niko the first time too as often as I crash
Ped trying to pull me out of car: "I'm goin' to have to lie down after this!"

Possibly my favorite of all time: I took a car off the swing glitch with a hooker inside and bailed out in mid-air, and she said "You don't know whatcha missin'!"...the car then sailed away and blew up somewhere in the distance...for some reason just the timing of it was hilarious. I always try to double up with a hooker when I go off the swing glitch.


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Posted 18 March 2009 - 10:30 PM

QUOTE (Tsar_Smirnoff @ Mar 18 2009, 22:03)
Almost too many too list for me:

After totaling a car a few feet from a ped, "You might as well just f*cking walk!"
Hot dog vendor: "You mothaf*ckas think you too good for 'dis!?"
Ped trying to pull me out of car: "Sh*t, I'm tired already!"
Security guard: "When is that damn delivery service going to get here!?"
After pointing gun at ped: "I got pride, but pride ain't bulletproof!"
Niko after hitting someone with car: "Get the f*ck out of the way!"
Cop: "F*ck, you're going to run aren't you?"
Hot dog vendor: "Some of these are fresh, fresh, fresh!"
ped: "Who the f*ck is this herb tearin' sh*t up man?!"
After pointing gun at car: "He got a godamned gun!"
After pointing gun at car: "Get this crazy mothaf*cka away from me!"
After crashing into a car: "Twice this week!"...probably Niko the first time too as often as I crash
Ped trying to pull me out of car: "I'm goin' to have to lie down after this!"

Possibly my favorite of all time: I took a car off the swing glitch with a hooker inside and bailed out in mid-air, and she said "You don't know whatcha missin'!"...the car then sailed away and blew up somewhere in the distance...for some reason just the timing of it was hilarious. I always try to double up with a hooker when I go off the swing glitch.

Ahaha, I laughed my f*cking ass off.
Too damn funny saying.
I kicked someone's ass and a homeless guy said
"We have been invaded!"
A cop shoot at me
"I shoot your tits off!"
I crashed someone's car
"I gonna whoop your ass" WTF?

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 10:38 PM

I think the number one thing they say is "ASSHOLE".

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 03:53 AM

QUOTE (copperwire93 @ Mar 19 2009, 00:16)
Sorry if this already posted, when you hit taxi the driver said
' You stupid (Mexican language) sleepy.gif

He says "you stupid malaka" and its greek and yes its been posted multiply times
Liberty rock radio: If your rock on your radio is starting to sound like rap, I'm sorry did i say rap, I was meant to say Sh*t..."

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 03:59 AM

QUOTE (lilmcnessy @ Mar 19 2009, 12:53)
QUOTE (copperwire93 @ Mar 19 2009, 00:16)
Sorry if this already posted, when you hit taxi the driver said
' You stupid (Mexican language)  sleepy.gif

He says "you stupid malaka" and its greek and yes its been posted multiply times
Liberty rock radio: If your rock on your radio is starting to sound like rap, I'm sorry did i say rap, I was meant to say Sh*t..."

What's the meaning? I'm just curious. Then how about changing children DNA ads.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 05:27 PM

Last night when i played GTA IV i had a 2 star wanted level, i ran and hid for like 15-20 mins. and when the cops couldn't see me all i heard was "come on wussie, hiding like a pussy". biggrin.gif

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:09 AM Edited by lilmcnessy, 20 March 2009 - 07:40 PM.

QUOTE (copperwire93 @ Mar 19 2009, 16:59)
QUOTE (lilmcnessy @ Mar 19 2009, 12:53)
QUOTE (copperwire93 @ Mar 19 2009, 00:16)
Sorry if this already posted, when you hit taxi the driver said
' You stupid (Mexican language)  sleepy.gif

He says "you stupid malaka" and its greek and yes its been posted multiply times
Liberty rock radio: If your rock on your radio is starting to sound like rap, I'm sorry did i say rap, I was meant to say Sh*t..."

What's the meaning? I'm just curious. Then how about changing children DNA ads.

w*nker, idiot, etc
I crashed in to one of the taxi drivers cars and he yells out something about Zeus.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 04:15 PM

I horned my car (actually Stevie's Comet on Stevie's Theft)
and suddenly I heard a old guy screamed
"Eat my sh*tzu!"

I loled at that.

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 10:07 AM

Bruce bitching because he thinks Niko is driving too slowly:

"You drive like you've got a vagina, N.B.!"


Accidentally jostled an elderly Jewish gent:

"Alright, enough with the bumping already..!" biggrin.gif

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 11:29 AM

i was running round the side of this building and i ran into some women and she said "hey, you bumped my tits". lol




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