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Posted 19 December 2012 - 03:38 AM Edited by Tommys_Hawaiian_Shirt, 19 December 2012 - 05:31 AM.

Man: "I'm thinking of getting a sex change"
Woman:"I prefer conscious black men".

One of your dates:I like fun guys. Are you a fun guy?
Niko: (flatly) Nonstop.

Some lady I ran into: "f*ck you creep. I hate this city!"

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 09:02 AM

Have anyone heard the girl in the restaurant near Niko's first apartment say "I dropped it in the kitchen." or the man at the burgershot, he always says "welcome to burgershot, motherf*cker" or what he now says, he always says something like that.

A ped also called me "noob" when I walked into him.

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 09:22 AM

''oops! i should stop doing that''

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 06:42 AM

Niko during Escuela of the Streets, "When I was stalking this girl in Europe, I found out two car lengths works best."

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 02:13 PM

The diner next near Romans Cab company.
The waitress says: "Enjoy your meal... fatso"

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:50 PM

A cop: "I'm that bitch ass nigga *etc"

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 02:46 PM

Cops: Goddamit, I was almost on a break!

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 07:17 PM

Whenever I land somewhere in an annilhalator, some bum nearby nearly always says "You see? Reptilian death ray, gotta be!"

In fact those bums always have something pretty crazy to say if you listen to 'em. lol.

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 12:00 PM

"Your mother was right to hate you..."

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 11:23 PM

I find most of what Pegorino says in his first and second missions hilarious, because of how constantly angry he is and half of the time he sounds like Joe Pesci. "WHO LET THIS PRICK DRIVE?"

I don't hear it often, but a guy in traffic sometimes yells, "BEEP BEEEEEEP!" And he imitates the pitch of a car horn perfectly.

When Francis says, "And the moon is made of cheese, and the streets is paved with gold!" It's how he says it; his voice is so nasal and high-pitched normally he actually sounds like an excited little kid, and like he's trying to specifically imitate Fievel from An American Tail.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:39 PM

I like Nikos sayings when your in a shootout

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:08 PM

When I get chased By the cops and they are yelling: "I'M NOT! F***KING! KIDDING!"


And yeah, Roman saying "Titties! Titties! Titties!" was funny.


This one rocks my world: "All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants"

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Posted 02 March 2014 - 11:47 PM



You're gonna be laying my eggs!


That ass of yours is too big!


You'll be nice and cool soon!


Hurry up, my chickens are pink!


Call air support!


Robot man juice!




You have funny face!


Cousin, I am loving the bowling! Pick me up in next hour!

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Posted 15 March 2016 - 07:24 AM

"You're too dumb to be serious". Forgot who said it, but it sure is hilarious.

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 04:22 PM

"It's your friendly neighborhood superstar!"

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 02:43 PM

Vlad: For a damn yokel, you are a really funny guy.
Niko: And for an annoying dick, you really are an annoying dick.

This crack me up like something...
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Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by AlbanyEsperanto, 5 days ago.

Some of my first quotes and favorite ones...
'you stupid malaka! - kolotripa'... Lmao
Ill break or face motherf**ker
You not olny pay for the ride but you make a car smell like a pig sh*t (Romans taxi driver)
Sorry about the smell i just lein some gas in here
A fatty cop:Hey buddy, do not do that again, ok?
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Posted 4 weeks ago

When I've heard a hobo saying "I don't have any bananas" for the first time I just had to record it and show it to my friends. That was as funny as "My mother's my sister" from GTA III.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

I always laugh when Mohammed rants when Niko gets out his taxi saying things like "you smell of pig sh*t".
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Posted 6 days ago

"You name Lazlow? That's a clown name. A silly clown name."

That whole bit with the hotdog vendor always gets me.
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