Funny Sayings In GTA IV
Posted 19 December 2012 - 03:38 AM Edited by Tommys_Hawaiian_Shirt, 19 December 2012 - 05:31 AM.
Woman:"I prefer conscious black men".
One of your dates:I like fun guys. Are you a fun guy?
Niko: (flatly) Nonstop.
Some lady I ran into: "f*ck you creep. I hate this city!"
Posted 20 December 2012 - 09:02 AM
A ped also called me "noob" when I walked into him.
Posted 22 December 2012 - 06:42 AM
Posted 22 December 2012 - 02:13 PM
The waitress says: "Enjoy your meal... fatso"
Posted 27 December 2012 - 07:17 PM
In fact those bums always have something pretty crazy to say if you listen to 'em. lol.
Posted 13 January 2013 - 11:23 PM
I don't hear it often, but a guy in traffic sometimes yells, "BEEP BEEEEEEP!" And he imitates the pitch of a car horn perfectly.
When Francis says, "And the moon is made of cheese, and the streets is paved with gold!" It's how he says it; his voice is so nasal and high-pitched normally he actually sounds like an excited little kid, and like he's trying to specifically imitate Fievel from An American Tail.
Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:08 PM
When I get chased By the cops and they are yelling: "I'M NOT! F***KING! KIDDING!"
And yeah, Roman saying "Titties! Titties! Titties!" was funny.
This one rocks my world: "All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants"
Posted 02 March 2014 - 11:47 PM
You're gonna be laying my eggs!
That ass of yours is too big!
You'll be nice and cool soon!
Hurry up, my chickens are pink!
Call air support!
Robot man juice!
You have funny face!
Cousin, I am loving the bowling! Pick me up in next hour!
Posted 15 March 2016 - 07:24 AM
"You're too dumb to be serious". Forgot who said it, but it sure is hilarious.
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 02:43 PM
Niko: And for an annoying dick, you really are an annoying dick.
This crack me up like something...
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Posted 23 July 2017 - 09:14 AM Edited by AlbanyEsperanto, 16 August 2017 - 03:44 PM.
Some of my first quotes and favorite ones...
'you stupid malaka! - kolotripa'... Lmao
Ill break or face motherf**ker
You not olny pay for the ride but you make a car smell like a pig sh*t (Romans taxi driver)
Sorry about the smell i just lein some gas in here
A fatty cop:Hey buddy, do not do that again, ok?
Also Russian:otvali kuda lezesh
Posted 23 July 2017 - 12:50 PM
When I've heard a hobo saying "I don't have any bananas" for the first time I just had to record it and show it to my friends. That was as funny as "My mother's my sister" from GTA III.
Posted 23 July 2017 - 12:55 PM
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Posted 15 August 2017 - 06:18 PM
That whole bit with the hotdog vendor always gets me.
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