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Funny Sayings In GTA IV
Posted 31 May 2012 - 01:40 PM
Posted 01 June 2012 - 12:57 AM
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Posted 24 June 2012 - 05:41 PM
Roman Bellic: My God, for a sociopathic killer you're also a really miserable bastard!
Edited by theomenofficial, 24 June 2012 - 05:43 PM.
Posted 25 June 2012 - 06:57 PM
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 03:30 AM
EDIT: Also, the way that Niko says "Give up, you're wasting your time" when killing cops is pretty badass.
Edited by Perrinzki, 01 July 2012 - 03:36 AM.
Posted 04 July 2012 - 02:35 PM
Posted 26 August 2012 - 08:34 PM
"Cheesy vaginas!" - Black guy in sweater
"Here's the nasty garbage you ordered." - Burger Shot employee
"What, It's just a gun?" - Niko Bellic
"OH NOH! Your biker friend's DEAD!" - Niko during a chase with bikers
"He's blamin' us for everything. Even the sh*t we didn't do." Ray Boccino
"You f*ckin' PUSSAAAAAAY!" - Old man when provoked
"Thanks for choosing "Burger Chot" where teh food is bleeding tasty." Burger Shot employee.
Posted 26 August 2012 - 08:51 PM
Posted 29 August 2012 - 05:18 PM
Niko Bellic: Will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?
Posted 30 August 2012 - 02:46 PM
Posted 03 September 2012 - 10:22 PM
Posted 04 September 2012 - 05:10 PM
Niko: Big mouth prick.
I laughed my as* off when I heard that :]
Posted 07 September 2012 - 09:18 PM
window, " THIS AINT NO BUMPING CAR YOU MOTHERf*ckER ! "
I realised then that this game was going to be something different.
Edited by beardybiker, 07 September 2012 - 09:20 PM.
Posted 17 September 2012 - 09:08 PM
Funny cut scene bits I tried to do these from memory so they may not be 100% accurate lol
- (one of the first Roman missions)
Roman - Hello Roman Bellic Enterprises...........Er No, Mr Bellic has stepped away from his office, can I take a message?...........okay, great...No I'm not okay(Niko laughs).....I'll tell him!
- (When Niko has to go on a gay date)
Roman - ....So I'm just filling out your profile....
Niko - I'm a sensitive person who likes to be held with big strong arms?!
- (First "Brucie" Mission)
Niko - Hello?, Hello?......I said HELLO! (kicks car mechanic)
- (First "Brucie" Mission (again))
Brucie - sh*t, my bad, love that guy, love him. I mean I'm no chubby chaser but if I was, he'd be in trouble ha ha
Niko - Well, I'll let him know!
Brucie - Woah, Woah, I'm just messing with you.....Brucie likes pussy.
Niko - Okay.
- (After Crime and Punishment)
Andrei - Who are you working for
Niko - My Cousin, Roman...
(roman muffled scream)
Andrei - Thats Not good enough. I'm gonna saw off your f**king arm. Speak
Niko - Ok, ok, your dad likes it up the ass. What do you want me to say, ah...
Mikihail - Good Lord!.....what are you doing?
Andrei - Nothing.....I mean, I was finding out who he is.
Mikihail - and, who is he
Andrei - He is...his cousin
Mikihail - You were about to cut up some guy in my house, making all that noise, to find out he is his cousin?
This game has some of the funniest sayings I've ever heard in games and its so well told and acted as well you could just imagine being there in real life watching the action unfold!
Edited by V8VANTAGE, 18 September 2012 - 03:44 PM.
Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:02 PM
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Posted 20 October 2012 - 01:49 AM
Posted 24 October 2012 - 11:29 AM
"Damn son, that was like som videogame sh*t" - Random ped.
"WE'RE BEING INVADED" - Random ped.
"All my overtime is going to jailbonds AGAIN" - guard at the docks in Alderney
Edited by DarkLordSmurf, 24 October 2012 - 11:38 AM.
Posted 28 October 2012 - 12:32 AM
White female avatar: "Stick it up your assistance einstein"
Niko: "I'm glad this is not my car"
Posted 28 October 2012 - 12:39 AM
Niko: Roman, how's it going?
Roman: Have you seen this bank heist on the news, NB? That's some crazy sh*t. I bet you wish you'd pulled off a job like that...
Niko: Who says I didn't.
Roman: You're sh*tting me, NB. No f*cking way! Who'd you do it with?
Posted 28 October 2012 - 08:59 PM
|QUOTE (dansgas1000 @ Sunday, Mar 11 2012, 15:42)|
|Does anyone else find annoying, that annoying man outside bohan apartment?|
i always somehow manage to get really up in his face and shoot his sorry ass, but...... theres always a stream of cop cars and loose cops walking about, so i have to silence them aswell..
Posted 31 October 2012 - 07:43 PM
|QUOTE (GTA_XP @ Saturday, Jan 31 2009, 20:29)|
| I had used cheat never wanted and I smacked some old assholes and the walking cop says|
Hey buddy, dont do that again, ok
Never wanted cheat?
My funniest was cheesy vagina. I LOL'ed so hard.
Posted 14 December 2012 - 02:17 PM
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 11:05 AM
"As for the question: Are you fat becasue you're on a scooter, or are you on a scooter because you're fat, who cares? What matters is that you're on a scooter and they're not."
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