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Posted 31 May 2012 - 01:40 PM

Luis Lopez to Cloe Parker in Maisonette 9 - "She's de f*cking degenerate":)

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 12:57 AM

I find the saying that the cab driver (Roman sends Niko) hilarious.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:47 PM

"If I knock ur teeth out, will you give me a blowjob"? biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 06:41 AM

Skinny punk/ skinhead on phone: Yeah meet me behind Clucking Bell in 10 and I'll show you how to inject it in your eye.

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 06:47 AM

Cop saying "I'm the badass niggah yo momma warn you about" haha..

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 05:41 PM Edited by theomenofficial, 24 June 2012 - 05:43 PM.

Man: [in response to explosions or gunfire] Terrorist! Terrorist!

Roman Bellic: My God, for a sociopathic killer you're also a really miserable bastard!

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 06:57 PM

I heard a bum say, "Robot man juice".. it was odd and hilarious at the same time biggrin.gif

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 05:56 PM

"Girl, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit!"

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 03:30 AM Edited by Perrinzki, 01 July 2012 - 03:36 AM.

Good ol' memories, and since this isn't locked even after 2 years, I will type something on-topic: That spanish employee of the Burger Shot that says "Welcome to Burger Shot muthaf*ckaaa'!" or when you order something: "Bon apetit, mothaf*cka'!". I lol'ed so much with this guy.

EDIT: Also, the way that Niko says "Give up, you're wasting your time" when killing cops is pretty badass.

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 02:35 PM

The most funny to me is "you can't have my Sperm reptilian"

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Posted 26 August 2012 - 08:34 PM

Sorry for the bump, but this is a worthy topic smile.gif
"Cheesy vaginas!" - Black guy in sweater
"Here's the nasty garbage you ordered." - Burger Shot employee
"What, It's just a gun?" - Niko Bellic
"OH NOH! Your biker friend's DEAD!" - Niko during a chase with bikers
"He's blamin' us for everything. Even the sh*t we didn't do." Ray Boccino
"You f*ckin' PUSSAAAAAAY!" - Old man when provoked
"Thanks for choosing "Burger Chot" where teh food is bleeding tasty." Burger Shot employee.

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Posted 26 August 2012 - 08:51 PM

Its silly when niko yells at the drivers for being bad drivers, even when he causes the wreck

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 05:18 PM

Dimitri Rascalov: I want to buy you a present.
Niko Bellic: Will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it? lol.gif

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Posted 30 August 2012 - 02:46 PM

I heard some black man yell "THE POODLE LEFT THE DAWG CAGE!"

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 10:22 PM

When I hit a pedestrian the other day Niko yelled: "SORRY! I'M A BAD DRIVER!" sarcastically. lol.gif

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 05:10 PM

Vlad: What's your name again?

Niko: Big mouth prick.


I laughed my as* off when I heard that :]

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 09:18 PM Edited by beardybiker, 07 September 2012 - 09:20 PM.

I loved my introduction to the game when in the first minute I slightly clipped a black woman's car and a voice came out of the drivers

window, " THIS AINT NO BUMPING CAR YOU MOTHERf*ckER ! "

I realised then that this game was going to be something different. colgate.gif

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 09:08 PM Edited by V8VANTAGE, 18 September 2012 - 03:44 PM.

I always hear the pedestrian shouting "Cheesy Vaginas!" that always makes me smile smile.gif

Funny cut scene bits I tried to do these from memory so they may not be 100% accurate lol smile.gif

- (one of the first Roman missions)
Roman - Hello Roman Bellic Enterprises...........Er No, Mr Bellic has stepped away from his office, can I take a message?...........okay, great...No I'm not okay(Niko laughs).....I'll tell him!

- (When Niko has to go on a gay date)
Roman - ....So I'm just filling out your profile....
Niko - I'm a sensitive person who likes to be held with big strong arms?!

- (First "Brucie" Mission)
Niko - Hello?, Hello?......I said HELLO! (kicks car mechanic)

- (First "Brucie" Mission (again))
Brucie - sh*t, my bad, love that guy, love him. I mean I'm no chubby chaser but if I was, he'd be in trouble ha ha
Niko - Well, I'll let him know!
Brucie - Woah, Woah, I'm just messing with you.....Brucie likes pussy.
Niko - Okay.

- (After Crime and Punishment)
Andrei - Who are you working for
Niko - My Cousin, Roman...
(roman muffled scream)
Andrei - Thats Not good enough. I'm gonna saw off your f**king arm. Speak
Niko - Ok, ok, your dad likes it up the ass. What do you want me to say, ah...

Mikihail - Good Lord!.....what are you doing?
Andrei - Nothing.....I mean, I was finding out who he is.
Mikihail - and, who is he
Andrei - He is...his cousin
Mikihail - You were about to cut up some guy in my house, making all that noise, to find out he is his cousin?



This game has some of the funniest sayings I've ever heard in games and its so well told and acted as well you could just imagine being there in real life watching the action unfold!

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:02 PM

When I pulled a gun on a guy in a car, he jumped out and ran away saying "HOTDOG! He's got a gun! HOTDOG!". Either that, or there was a hotdog vendor nearby. lol.gif

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 03:08 PM

I hear a cop in the noose patriot say when im stopped in front of him is "HEY!, The parking lot is that way man!" i lol'd at that forever lol.gif

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 01:39 AM

"Filho da puta!" ("Son of a bitch!"). - Brazilian guy.

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Posted 20 October 2012 - 01:49 AM

I remember I was just driving around and I ran into one of those random "blue people" on the map. Well the guy got ran over at high speed by some random British guy. Lol the British guy called the police and said (in an English accent) "Hello? Police? I seem to have ran over a poor chap. I think he might be dead!" lol it was too hilarious. I had to kill him though

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 11:29 AM Edited by DarkLordSmurf, 24 October 2012 - 11:38 AM.

"They have men of chocolate. They have pizzas as big as this city" - Streetpreacher close to the safehouse in Bohan

"Damn son, that was like som videogame sh*t" - Random ped.

"WE'RE BEING INVADED" - Random ped.

"All my overtime is going to jailbonds AGAIN" - guard at the docks in Alderney

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 12:32 AM

Hillbilly multltiplayer avatar: "Hey there!" " Howdy partner"

White female avatar: "Stick it up your assistance einstein"

Niko: "I'm glad this is not my car"
"

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 12:39 AM

After "Three Leaf Clover" mission:

Niko: Roman, how's it going?
Roman: Have you seen this bank heist on the news, NB? That's some crazy sh*t. I bet you wish you'd pulled off a job like that...
Niko: Who says I didn't.
Roman: You're sh*tting me, NB. No f*cking way! Who'd you do it with?

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 08:59 PM

QUOTE (dansgas1000 @ Sunday, Mar 11 2012, 15:42)
Does anyone else find annoying, that annoying man outside bohan apartment?

i always somehow manage to get really up in his face and shoot his sorry ass, but...... theres always a stream of cop cars and loose cops walking about, so i have to silence them aswell.. moto_whistle.gif moto_whistle.gif moto_whistle.gif moto_whistle.gif moto_whistle.gif

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 07:43 PM

QUOTE (GTA_XP @ Saturday, Jan 31 2009, 20:29)
I had used cheat never wanted and I smacked some old assholes and the walking cop says

Hey buddy, dont do that again, ok

Never wanted cheat?

My funniest was cheesy vagina. I LOL'ed so hard.

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 02:17 PM

"So are you twoooo....sisters or cousins or something?"

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:45 AM

Some lady is always saying "the traffic on this street is getting worse and worse". It doesn't matter where you are , it's the same lady complaining about the traffic.


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Posted 18 December 2012 - 11:05 AM

On the radio:

"As for the question: Are you fat becasue you're on a scooter, or are you on a scooter because you're fat, who cares? What matters is that you're on a scooter and they're not."

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