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#31

Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:54 PM

I was playing pool with Michelle and one of the guys there said this:

"Can I check your ass?"

When I first took Alex to a restaurant, she said:

"I gave my first blowjob here!"

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#32

Posted 11 February 2009 - 11:33 AM

A cop saw that I bumped with another car: "sh*t, I have to fill an accident report"

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 01:43 PM

"I dont have any bananas"

lol, homeless people.

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 04:27 PM

I walk on a women and she said:

"Please, dont touch my fake breasts, you dirty old men!"

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And I iced her lol

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 10:22 AM

Another one I only heard yesterday:

Accidentally bumped into some kind of gang member type guy in Bohan, and he said:

"Have you got glaucoma M****rF****r?!

Cheek!

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 02:14 PM

Cop(after delivering the killing blow to Niko): My tenth kill of the year...

Cop: Put your hands up! Not too high motherf*cker!

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:05 PM

One of the first and best ones I've heard:

The girl in the 69 diner (around the corner of the first safehouse) says this sometimes when you order food:

'so, food and a handjob?'

Still cracks me up.

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 01:31 PM

Im annoyed by a fat-ass women who always says:

"Watch out, pendejo!"

I hate that, that "pendejo" is a spanish word for dickhead.
But speaking pendejo is quite funny sigh.gif

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 08:10 PM

QUOTE (GTA_XP @ Feb 11 2009, 16:27)
I walk on a women and she said:

"Please, dont touch my fake breasts, you dirty old men!"

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And I iced her lol

I had that one too; it was hilarious. I couldn't resist hitting her with a baseball bat in her fake breats. cool.gif

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 02:06 PM

There's a certain type of old woman that dwells in Alqonquin who will, when so much as brushed past, drawl incredibly slowly "moron" in just the most spiteful way. She sometimes stands in front of the doors to the East side safehouse there. Every time she says it, I have kill her.

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 01:45 AM

Indian hotdog stand guy: "Want to eat my weiner?"

Great stuff.

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:36 AM Edited by MP5, 17 February 2009 - 09:13 AM.




The "stinky ass gypsy" woman. Came across one of them at least once. Couldn't resist giving her a salty fist in the mouth.

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 10:48 PM Edited by JustAdude, 05 March 2009 - 10:02 AM.

Lol, I’m glad I found this thread.. There are so many funny things I’ve heard people say. The one that made me lmao was when I was online of all places. I was walking down the street looking for a car to steal, and a cop said to me something like.. “You are here for the right reasons RIGHT?” And my character told him “You don’t scare me you pig f*cker!" lol.gif

Cop: you have a guilty look about you.
Me: you make me laugh, ha ha. Pig!

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 02:37 AM

mine was from some random ass bikers near brucies one said "biker chicks have smelly cochie...i LOVE smelly couchies!

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 04:39 AM

BTW everyone "Malaka" is greek for wanker.

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 11:11 AM

i was somewhere near the first safehouse when i heard some russian said "pyzdec" mercie_blink.gif

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (Pr0xy_fl00d3r @ Jan 30 2009, 22:14)
"Why is it only in this country they let blind people drive?"

Yea, Niko often says that when you crash a car. It is always very funny to hear that. I drive with a high speed and ram a car and Niko says that lol lol.gif

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 09:06 AM

One I heard that cracked me up was from a fella walking down a road with a nice looking lady and he said, "As long as I gotta face, you got somewhere to sit".

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:38 AM

"Your country calls that collateral damage"

after owning something



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Posted 03 March 2009 - 04:40 PM

I'd just walked out of the safehouse in Bohan and almost bumped into a cop, he said 'Give me something to arrest you for, I need to get my figures up'. Might not be exact, but it was along those lines.

There are so many that make me smile.

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#51

Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:43 PM

"Who are you, FIB?
"FIB? Do i look homosexual?"

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:08 PM

"scheiße"
some german tourist say it XD

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:24 PM Edited by Hullkaru5, 03 March 2009 - 08:29 PM.

I was in a car in front of a cop car so that cops couldn't move and then a policeman shouts from his car:

''Please move or I WILL call for backup''

I also love Niko's:

''It is just a robbery, don't get too much excited''

After a punch in stomach and face when robbing a vehicle lol.gif

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 09:37 AM

Niko's being chased by the doorman at Perestroika (who he "accidentally" bumped into), and the guy shouts:

"I will shove your shins up your ass. You will be walking on your groin...."

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 12:03 PM

"More drama for your mama"

after scratch a car

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#56

Posted 05 March 2009 - 12:13 AM

in the mission where roman is kidnapped, out of no where your here a russian accent saying " how is ivan the terrible doing"

also Lj " lets hotbox the car ma man "

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 10:20 AM

When Niko is chased by a gun-toting cop, he frequently shouts out to the cop (who is often actually shooting at him):

"I've got papers, officer!"


Also, when Roman and Niko go bowling, Roman often taunts Niko (to put him off his game) about an old mutual girlfriend - totally unrelated to the game story:

"Remember Mila Tardic, Niko? I f*cked her!!"

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 06:24 PM

"Hotty hotty hotty hotdogs, just only 20% sh*t"

Said a vedor guy dontgetit.gif

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 11:45 AM

QUOTE (Murcchachosa @ Mar 6 2009, 18:24)
"Hotty hotty hotty hotdogs, just only 20% sh*t"

Said a vedor guy dontgetit.gif

I think this is the same guy who says: "I killed some of these cows myself"! bored.gif

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Posted 08 March 2009 - 01:44 PM

QUOTE (TonyClifton @ Mar 8 2009, 11:45)
QUOTE (Murcchachosa @ Mar 6 2009, 18:24)
"Hotty hotty hotty hotdogs, just only 20% sh*t"

Said a vedor guy dontgetit.gif

I think this is the same guy who says: "I killed some of these cows myself"! bored.gif

Lol biggrin.gif
Yeah, the guys who's selling hotdogs/fastfood are funny.


I dailed 911, the cop came and one cop
got out the car and said:

"This is LCPD, whats the problem?"

No one answered, after some seconds later, the cop did a airpalm(like a facepalm)

"Must be a prick"


I loled so hard biggrin.gif


Sometimes other than "Must be a prick"

"If I found him, I'll kill him!"

If I knew who called us, he'll get very bad day"


Lol

Im a prick or killed by a cop or have a bad day xD




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