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Posted 30 January 2009 - 08:21 PM

Im not sure if anyone has posted the same thing on this.

but i wanted to know if anyone had any of the funniest things any of the GTA IV citizens come out with.

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 10:13 PM

Cheesy vagina!

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 10:14 PM

"Why is it only in this country they let blind people drive?"

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 10:20 PM

QUOTE (Pr0xy_fl00d3r @ Jan 30 2009, 22:14)
"Why is it only in this country they let blind people drive?"

I thought he said 'black people'. Every time I heard him say it I thought he was a racist bitch. tounge.gif

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:24 AM

''Are you lost.... white boy?'' some fat gangsta said that.. he was really suspicious looking dontgetit.gif

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:32 AM

"YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SPERM REPTILIAN!!!"

"Is that you inside that man mommy?"

"f*ck a duck, thats some good crack"

So many others too but those will do.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:08 AM

When I was playing with Michelle some pool, one guy inside the café just said:

Can I check your ass?

And I was like WTF??

But the better one was today, from one cop: "You'll see the next Winter behind bars." tounge.gif

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 08:29 PM

ROFL, I have heard many of these funny saying! biggrin.gif

I drive on headlamp to the scrapeyard and the girl says:

"OMG, my daddy wont be happy!"

I was driving slow and someone behind me:

"Move your f*cking ass!" lol

Cop:

Im a cop and I shoot your ass

Another cop

Ok, you asked for, I'll bust your ass! :S WTF?

Some niggas are funny.
I crashed their cars and one says

You'll pay for this, motherf*cker!

Another one

I break your face , motherf*cker!


I had used cheat never wanted and I smacked some old assholes and the walking cop says

Hey buddy, dont do that again, ok

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 10:43 PM

I just seem to love Niko's "you should've been drowned at birth"
epicness.

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 10:45 PM

I was around Little Italy when a middle aged Italian guy said: I still live with my mother.

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:01 AM

i have heard some say to some women: 'nice ass'
i have heard the taxi drivers saying:'stupid malaka'
and if u go close to a women and touch her she will say:'did u just touch my brest'?

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:28 AM

I always wondered what a "malaka" is, taxi drivers alwas say that.


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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:42 AM

'c*nt flaps' and 'f*ck my love puddle' spring to mind.

By the way, malaka is a Greek word which means wanker.

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:44 AM

QUOTE (Pr0xy_fl00d3r @ Feb 1 2009, 02:28)
I always wondered what a "malaka" is, taxi drivers alwas say that.

malaka is a greek word.it basically means idiot tounge.gif

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 12:39 PM

During a recent cop chase session, as Niko was sprinting down the street looking for another vehicle (yet again), some guy got out of his car and rang the police and said, in a rather strangulated voice:

"Police! There are some people getting really fragged here!"

Hah! cool.gif

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 06:20 PM

When i play a mission that involves shooting, and theres 2 things that Niko comes out with like:

1. "In terms of asshole, you are worse".
2. "I'll cut off your f*cking head".

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 07:23 PM

Alderney cop patrolling while on the radio, uttering something like this: "Let me repeat that again...*silly gibberish*."

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 05:34 PM Edited by Nhani, 02 February 2009 - 07:46 PM.

Cop: You know what i can do with this thing!!

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 10:36 AM

QUOTE (LordRhyme @ Feb 1 2009, 04:44)
QUOTE (Pr0xy_fl00d3r @ Feb 1 2009, 02:28)
I always wondered what a "malaka" is, taxi drivers alwas say that.

malaka is a greek word.it basically means idiot tounge.gif

"malaka" in Greek means asshole! tounge2.gif

Here, in Greece, this is the most common word you can hear! moto_whistle.gif

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 12:02 PM

QUOTE (LordRhyme @ Feb 1 2009, 04:01)
i have heard some say to some women: 'nice ass'
i have heard the taxi drivers saying:'stupid malaka'
and if u go close to a women and touch her she will say:'did u just touch my brest'?




Stupid malaka in greek Means Stupid asshole/loser/motherf*cker... whatever u want to call it biggrin.gif

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:26 PM

So used to hearing the hobos shouting out things like "aliens is among us" and "they done killed another true believer" and stuff like that, but last night, during a cop chase as Niko screeched around a corner, one of the hobos on the corner shouted out "it's the Illuminati!". That's the first time I've heard that in all the months I played the game. Ooooh! cool.gif

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 02:38 PM

I touched some homless guy and he said the following: "mommy?! I am so sorry for killing you mommy!". Kinda sad though. ph34r.gif


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Posted 08 February 2009 - 04:26 AM

"Uhh, i promised to myself i will not kill anyone in this country"
Niko says that after he chases that Albenian guy with roman in one of the first missions.
I aint sure if this is exactly the sentence but it's something like that.

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:35 AM

In "Have a heart" Niko takes Many to his "final destination". Before taking the car to the place, find somewhere away from streets (that part before the marker will do as long you stay out of the street where police can see you) so bump your the car against the wall so the trunk opens, get down and close it, Niko will say:
- Heey, aren't you the guy from the TV?

- I can't believe I have a genuine celebrity on the back of my car!

- sh*t, were you guys trying to make a break for it?

- well at least you'll live through your documentary.

- ooops nearly lost you too.

The way Niko says these things is way too funny.
By the way, after closing the trunk, jump in the car again, and bump the wall again so the trunk opens again. There are 6 different dialogs for it wink.gif

The best one: We're being invaded!!!!

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 09:24 AM Edited by EnchantedX360, 09 February 2009 - 09:28 AM.

I like;

"Call air support" ~Hobo

"You think I'm getting old? I have the abs of a 17 year old gymnast and the forehead of a toddler" ~Brucie

"We're winners, man. Fu**ing winners. That's how we roll" ~Brucie

"Are you alright? Too much bullshark testosterone up the a*s?" ~Niko

"Brucie has the magic fingers. No cellulite. Okay VIP only, read my lips, I'm a winner. And when they touch. sh*t, they work some serious magic bro."
~Brucie

"I'll burn your village and eat your children, I'm f*cking intense man!" ~Brucie

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:34 AM

Roman, when Niko asks if he wants to go to a "Gentleman's Club":

"There is nothing your cousin likes more than TITTIES!!"

and when they get there and he jumps out of the car:

"TITTIES, TITTIES, TITTIES......."

D'you think he has a breast fixation......???

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:14 AM

After getting the "data" for officer McReary, was running by the coast from police, I bumped into a what it looks like a college boy and called me "Noob" dontgetit.gif sly.gif

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 05:27 PM

Yesterday I went with Carmen to the strip club. She said to one of the strippers "I love your implants!".

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 10:29 AM Edited by TonyClifton, 11 February 2009 - 09:46 AM.

Whilst roaming around Hove Beach, Niko bumps into a surly looking Russian mafia type guy, who says to him in a gravelly voice:

"Have you lost the will to live little boy...?"

I had to ice him.

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:36 PM

By far my favorite ped lines have been:

"You hit the d1ck on the head."

and

"You've got a point. I just don't know what it is."




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