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#121

Posted 20 December 2008 - 07:48 PM Edited by HolyGrenadeFrenzy, 21 December 2008 - 12:31 AM.

QUOTE (Oxidizer @ Dec 20 2008, 14:43)
QUOTE (HolyGrenadeFrenzy @ Dec 20 2008, 19:40)
Her dad will not be so nice to the boundary crossing punk who either made his little girl cry or is not worthry of her.

Dads like that make me want to kick their daughters' in the twat in front of 'em.

Dealing with a punk like you would be a great sporting good time after doing something like that.

Makeshyft was correct....it's fake....a hoax.

http://thechive.com/...nd-named-darcy/

Update Two

But that is just the beginning of the fun going on here.

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 08:01 PM

QUOTE (OnePiece @ Dec 20 2008, 07:22)
QUOTE (1ManArmy @ Dec 20 2008, 17:21)
Wait, so she received two messages from her dad?  Was the 'taxi' message from her dad too?

Yes, try to keep up.

Being honest it confused me a bit at first, it doesnt exactly clearly state who the message was from and assuming 1ManArmy like me hasnt used an iPhone beofr its an easy mistake to make.

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 08:04 PM

QUOTE (Little Chris @ Dec 20 2008, 15:01)
QUOTE (OnePiece @ Dec 20 2008, 07:22)
QUOTE (1ManArmy @ Dec 20 2008, 17:21)
Wait, so she received two messages from her dad?  Was the 'taxi' message from her dad too?

Yes, try to keep up.

Being honest it confused me a bit at first, it doesnt exactly clearly state who the message was from and assuming 1ManArmy like me hasnt used an iPhone beofr its an easy mistake to make.

Yes, please try and keep up! ^^^
Look at the post above yours and click on the linkies.

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 08:14 PM

sad.gif Im overtired and my heads battered.

Thats my excuse

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 11:34 PM

QUOTE (Scifen @ Dec 20 2008, 07:12)
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Meet Elizabeth Frisinger:
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This charming 18-year-old girl allegedly lost her virginity on her class trip and in excitement, accidentally texted her dad about it. A monumental backstory and presentation of picture evidence naturally follows.

Like many excited seniors, the Cleveland, Ohio, native Elizabeth Frisinger was anxiously looking forward to graduation and her proud parents sent her on a class trip for one last final dose of fun and friends. Aww, that’s sweet.

Elizabeth apparently had a little bit of something else planned for the senior trip: lose her virginity on a beach. And by golly, she was successful!

In the throes of her excitement, Elizabeth did the most logical thing and grabbed her cell phone, so she * could text her friend and tell them ‘OMFG I lost my viriginity on the beach!. For our young readers out there, we’ll be coming back to this point (denoted by the asterisk) later on.

So eagerly, young Elizabeth Frisinger happily entered the text in her phone. She sent send. She was so gleeful, glassy eyes eagerly waiting a response. Beep, beep, beep. Her BFF was responding to the good news. Elizabeth looks down at her phone and sees this…

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That’s probably not what she wanted to see, and her friend named Dani is probably wondering why she hasn’t heard ‘how it went’ tonight.


Link

This has to be one of the greatest stories I heard all week.

Meh I've done better looking girls than that. And this is me im talking about... they call me the Manchurian Man whore and even i won't stoop that low. Don't wanna be shallow but if i was that girl i'd be more worried about getting a facelift than her dad telling her off.

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 11:46 PM

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Its middle of the road for me, not ugly, but not beautiful either.
As some of you may know I am engaged, my girl maybe considered fat by some of you.
But I love her and she treats me good, I guess what I am saying is you need to look a little deeper than the skin. You may have your self a Diamond that sparkles under that ugly skin.
Thats just my answer on the whole "Would you hit it" debate.

Also she is a dynamo in the sack cool.gif

On another note, it may be fake but I totally could see a girl making this mistake.

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 11:53 PM

QUOTE (sam33 @ Dec 20 2008, 16:34)
Meh I've done better looking girls than that. And this is me im talking about... they call me the Manchurian Man whore and even i won't stoop that low. Don't wanna be shallow but if i was that girl i'd be more worried about getting a facelift than her dad telling her off.

OMG! How dare you call this girl ugly! Shame on you!!!!!!!! mad.gif

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 11:59 PM

I once texted my grandmother for weed by accident. Fortunately she has been dead for a number of years now.



Fortunately probably isn't the best word there but meh...

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#129

Posted 21 December 2008 - 12:01 AM

QUOTE (Seachmall @ Dec 21 2008, 09:59)
I once texted my grandmother for weed by accident. Fortunately she has been dead for a number of years now.



Fortunately probably isn't the best word there but meh...

This thread may have just been saved.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 12:26 AM

QUOTE (Jay @ Dec 20 2008, 10:27)
I laugh whole-heartedly at those who say they would never do her.

Do want.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 12:58 AM

QUOTE (Seachmall @ Dec 20 2008, 23:59)
I once texted my grandmother for weed by accident. Fortunately she has been dead for a number of years now.



Fortunately probably isn't the best word there but meh...

haha,i lol'd

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 12:59 AM

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Prettyish face, nothing overly strange or hideous going on. Check.

Nice hair. Check.

Nice teeth, lips. Check.

Coincidental columbo-esque squint. Check.





So thats a yes from me.



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Posted 21 December 2008 - 01:16 AM

Well we can all thank the Mythbusters of GTAF, from saving us looking like internet fools! oh and how some believed. sarcasm.gif

But not believing i wouldn't bang her up the poo shoot, oh LOL LOL LOL ive just earned some more karma for life.

The grandmother thing was classic icon14.gif best excuse in the world grandmothers.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 01:19 AM

I wouldn't touch her either, she has potential but in that pic she looks like a heroine addict and an abused wife.

And I won't touch a married woman.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 01:28 AM

oh so now we have the freedom to say shes ugly ? i was getting raped for saying she was a few pages ago..

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 01:50 AM

QUOTE (Neal40000 @ Dec 21 2008, 01:28)
oh so now we have the freedom to say shes ugly ? i was getting raped for saying she was a few pages ago..

Many a hypocrite on here, people contradict themselves alot and think it's acceptable to flame others who prove them wrong.

Double standards.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 03:52 AM Edited by -slash, 21 December 2008 - 03:57 AM.

Lmao at all you pathetic c*nts acting like she's below your standards.


I bet you all have heads like a boiled cabbage.


Btw, seeing as it was a hoax, and it was a picture of the actress Janna Beth, here's another picture of her.

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I just realised that's been posted, which just leaves me with a little less faith in our generation.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 04:13 AM

QUOTE (original gangster @ Dec 21 2008, 06:37)
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This is great.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 04:26 AM

QUOTE (Trows @ Dec 21 2008, 15:13)
QUOTE (original gangster @ Dec 21 2008, 06:37)
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This is great.

Ah yes, I was looking for that originally! Thought it was in the funny picture topic but couldn't track it down, good thing someone else had it, because it illustrates the point perfectly.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 04:33 AM

QUOTE (Seachmall @ Dec 21 2008, 06:49)
And I won't touch a married woman.

I pity your wife then.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 04:46 AM Edited by Machida, 21 December 2008 - 05:09 AM.

QUOTE (girishb @ Dec 21 2008, 04:33)
QUOTE (Seachmall @ Dec 21 2008, 06:49)
And I won't touch a married woman.

I pity your wife then.

Oh the whit. tounge.gif

Anyone with a penis would bend that girl over. Whether you find her particularly attractive has pretty much sod all to do with getting her shagged. Just don't date the girl. T'is all.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:05 AM

QUOTE (Sweets @ Dec 20 2008, 11:56)
I'm not sure what's funnier about this thread, the number of people who obviously haven't read the whole topic but feel the need to post anyway, or all the pimple-faced twelve year old virgins bragging over the internet that they have standards so high that they'd tell her to take her vagina and go home.

I don't think this thread could be explained any better than that post by anyone.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 05:59 AM

QUOTE (Oxidizer @ Dec 21 2008, 06:06)
QUOTE (Scifen @ Dec 20 2008, 19:05)
Yes you would, if you were with some girl that you wanted to hook up with. And both of you were hanging out in a park one day and she decides to whip out your cock and start greasing up your cold turkey. You would for sure no doubt start shagging the sh*t out of her.

I...

...I can't argue that. ph34r.gif

Bastard.

You know you'd do it to a guy instead, Oxi.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 06:09 AM

for a model she aint that great, but id still do things to her that would make my mother cry

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 06:17 AM

Well I have 2 things to add. 1 thing is that sh*t was hilarious. 2 however is this isn't news and shouldn't have ever been made public in the 1st place. 1st off that is that girls personal buisness and having the whole internet talking about her and her sex life is probably something she didn't anticipate. This has to be embarrising not only to her but her father as well. Her personal buisness shouldn't be over the internet for people to try to judge her. Having comments like "I'd hit it" or "That's nasty she's a slut" or anything similar is not something that she should have to be experiencing. How in the hell did the media get a hold of this sh*t in the 1st place?

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 06:19 AM

dude its f*cking fake, Epic Troll, on a national scale, even oprah fell fo it

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 06:23 AM

QUOTE (TheSpankerDom @ Dec 21 2008, 06:19)
dude its f*cking fake, Epic Troll, on a national scale, even oprah fell fo it

Oh well if that's the case this was easily 1 of the best internet hoax in a while.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 06:41 AM

QUOTE (Sergi @ Dec 21 2008, 06:17)
Well I have 2 things to add. 1 thing is that sh*t was hilarious. 2 however is this isn't news and shouldn't have ever been made public in the 1st place. 1st off that is that girls personal buisness and having the whole internet talking about her and her sex life is probably something she didn't anticipate. This has to be embarrising not only to her but her father as well. Her personal buisness shouldn't be over the internet for people to try to judge her. Having comments like "I'd hit it" or "That's nasty she's a slut" or anything similar is not something that she should have to be experiencing. How in the hell did the media get a hold of this sh*t in the 1st place?

lol fail.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 06:58 AM

QUOTE (EaStSiDe SoUlJa @ Dec 21 2008, 06:41)
QUOTE (Sergi @ Dec 21 2008, 06:17)
Well I have 2 things to add. 1 thing is that sh*t was hilarious. 2 however is this isn't news and shouldn't have ever been made public in the 1st place. 1st off that is that girls personal buisness and having the whole internet talking about her and her sex life is probably something she didn't anticipate. This has to be embarrising not only to her but her father as well. Her personal buisness shouldn't be over the internet for people to try to judge her. Having comments like "I'd hit it" or "That's nasty she's a slut" or anything similar is not something that she should have to be experiencing. How in the hell did the media get a hold of this sh*t in the 1st place?

lol fail.

umm how is that a fail you dumbf*ck? I didn't notcie it was a fake article until I was told.

So you=FAIL. Dumbass

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#150

Posted 21 December 2008 - 07:49 AM

QUOTE (Digïtál £vîl @ Dec 20 2008, 07:26)
Having sex on the beach is dangerous.

Not only do you risk getting sand in and around your good parts, you also have rip tide and rogue waves that may hit you.

Oh, and let's not forget about all that tasty fecal matter and bacteria mixed in with the sand.

http://news.national..._beachsand.html

Not to mention, all the damn little crabs and other little pincher-having bugs




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