|QUOTE (mortal_soldier @ Dec 19 2008, 09:23)|
|QUOTE (JORDAN_BENNETT @ Dec 19 2008, 07:32)|
| Hey Johnlee, my problem still hes not been solved, so here is post agen... |
And what a funny post it was. Good read.
Are you by any chance dyslexic? Because there was hardly any words spelled correctly in your post.
@mortal soldier Let me query on one issue. Have you ever heard of the Caribbean Examination Council, and as such, the subsequent examinations which they offer to respective Caribbean countries?
Well if not let me engender in your being, exactly what it is.
Such an exam constitutes contents of knowledge, based on either technical or general subjects, and think of it as SAT's educational level, however 10 times more challenging.
As such there is a May/June exam each year, and the results of such determine what you will be in the future.
In those exams, two out of approximately 500 people at the St. Georges College High School received the coveted award for most distinctions in their respective subjects, that is, the 2 were awarded because in sitting the recent CXC's, they both received 6 distinctions and 2 credits each, the most in the school.
I am one of those esteemed individuals, and have a bestial aptitude for profoundly assimilating multifarious parallels, and here go could not be deemed "dyslexic" .
I am in no way excoriating dyslexic individuals, but rather evoking in you the disparity existing between your comment and how I actually exist.
I merely misspelled such words, as a means of trying to emulate Niko's mood and tone of voice.
Peruse my "dyslexic" passage again, however this time try and carry out such a task, in Niko's shoes.
Wow flaming is an arduous task!!!!!
Hey Johnlee, my problem still hes not been solved, so here is post agen...
From: Niko Belic
Misson 1 "Crazi man in taxi"
So Johnlee rite, I half sumthing to tell u. And if you don't ansor me, I tink I'm going to half 2 kiell u ok.
Anyway, I get up in de morning rite, my initial aim is to just begin to senselessly kill people, because I half already done all my missions and I'm veiry veiry bored.
So to begin with, I steal..I mean "burrow" an infernus ,(because it has dait faincy GPS system) and push euphorias's engine to the limit by seeiking just how realistickelly PEDs would fall to de ground wen I hit into their "rag dollish" bodies.
Yeis, so there I waus, senselessly kielling people as usual.
Everithing waus going well, until I saw a nice gurl pasing by on de sidewalk.
So I approached her, and she wuas imediately interested in me (i'm wondering still if this had anithing to do with infernus)
so as "my" infernus perched their being lit by that procedural sky, we talked for a little.
So, afteir talking for a while, she told me to follow her to her apartment.
I told heir to jump in my car, so she did dat.
So now, we're driving to apartment, and everithing is smooth an mealow......until this stupid crazi man in taxi smashes taxi into "my" car claiming that I was kielling all his customers (which I think wuz big mistake, as I onli killed cops dat month) and rite wen dis happinned, my gurl went flying rite thru the windshield of "my" once untouched infernus.
.......She.....she wuz ded!!!!!
Now, I wuz in strong persuit of this taxi driver......but by the time i was finished mourning and turned infernus towards taxi, taxi driver had already gone 25 ft beyond "my" infernus.....
Kan you explain this phenomenon 2 me?
Becuz although I was reading on these forums dat things only exist only 20 ft beyond me, I cant believe it!!!!!!
N'd also Johnlee, Carl Johnson from Los Santos, and Verceti from Vice City complained to me about similar problems.
You rarely hear me say this, but please Johnlee.....tell me this isn't true, wat is dis stuff about 20 ft?