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Dr. LaBrat
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Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:03 PM Edited by Dr. LaBrat, 04 November 2008 - 01:05 PM.


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. . . . Scientific Exploitation for a Better Tomorrow. . . . .



Welcome, to the message thread of the Sex and Reproductive Systems (SRS) Scientists. We are group of intellectuals dedicated to building a better tomorrow, aided by science and technology. We endorse pro-evolution philosophies and theories, such as Eugenics, Euthanasia and Genetic Modification. Originally a manufacturer of Sex and Reproductive systems, the SRS Corporation has expanded and is now involved in a variety of profitable practices, ranging from cloning and stimulant production, to Automation and Arms manufacturing. The SRS Research Center swarms with researchers, discovering exciting phenomenon, and inventing fascinating devices. The Corporate Office is filled with intelligent individuals, who are bent on flooding the market with our creations and maximising profit. Our operatives on the streets quell any opposition swiftly with advanced weaponry and combat techniques.

Our in-game tag is [SRS] and our official colours are gold and silver. About our clothing? We tend to wear yellow, be it raincoats, or fire retardant material. We are involved in playing a variety of multiplayer games, ranging from Grand Theft Auto to Counter Strike. Being a GTA clan, we focus on VC:MP, SA:MP and IV.


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History


The SRS were started by me, Dr. LaBrat. Raised in Iceland, I had quite an affinity for science. Disgruntled with the current state of affairs in the world, I have built this organization, recruiting all like minded individuals. With the mass production of drugs and reproductive systems, the SRS Labs has emerged as one of the best profit making corporations. SRS, Incorporated is now under new management, and they seek to continue the exemplary standards that were previously set.


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Organisation


The corporation is lead by the board of directors, each managing a specific division.
One of them is elected as chairman. Once the directors serve their One Year term, outstanding employees are selected as directors. All employees vote to select the Chairman. We are a completely democratic organization and give our employees democratic liberty to the maximum possible extent.

SRS Labs (PC) - The SRS labs, was the first division to be founded. It is mainly involved in R&D and stimulant production. The first SRS cloning centre was opened here by Dr. LaBrat, but has later been moved to the Zombotech division.

Zombotech Automation (XBox) - Producer of automatons, mechanical or otherwise. Zombotech also handles all cloning operations.

Phoenix Armory & Security (PS3) - Phoenix A&S develops weapons and trains our security force. it is also involved in hiring mercenaries to do our dirty work.

Xenos Marketing (General) - Our corporate think-tank. Formulates marketing strategies and helps the corporation to hold a firm financial status. Also our PR wing and runs Osmosis FM Radio.


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Dr. LaBrat
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Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:04 PM Edited by GTArv, 10 January 2009 - 03:53 PM.

Employee Roster


A gang is nothing without its members. Here, we proudly list the employees of SRS Inc.

Board of Directors
ChairmanGTArv
Director, SRS LabsGTArv
Director, Phoenix Armory & SecurityLochie
Director, Zombotech AutomationNixon
Director, Xenos MarketingStruff Bunstridge


Employees
NamePlatform(s)DivisionIRC Nick PC Nick / PSN / Gamertag
ChickstickPS3PhoenixChickStick Private
Damo.XBoxZombotechDamo Damonf88
GronfPCSRS LabsGronf [SRS]Gronf
GTArvPCSRS LabsGTArv [SRS]Xeno / Private
HaydenPS3XenosHayden Private
H13N.H3NPCSRS LabsHienHen [SRS]H13N_H3N
Jacky FiendPS3PhoenixJacky Jacky Fiend
Juice By Kayla MariePS3PhoenixKayla m0nster-h0spital
LochiePS3PhoenixLochie redwood--
mark-2007PS3PhoenixMark2007 Private
MC_320PS3PhoenixMC_320 MCDrank
NixonXBox, PCZombotechNixon [SRS]Nixon / Sleepwalker66
OxidizerTBAXenosOxi TBA
radicellPCSRS Labsradicell [SRS]radicell
saltinespikeXBoxZombotechsaltinespike ThePenetrator91
Skimask101XBoxZombotechSkimask Skimask619
Struff BunstridgeTBAXenosStruff TBA
Vercetti21XBox, PCZombotechV21 TJohn21


Associates

Associates are individuals who have our mutual trust. We have forged a strong relationship with them and aid each other whenever possible. We are honoured to have the following fine members as our associates:

NameOrganizationPlatform(s)IRC Nick PC Nick / PSN / Gamertag
$RebelG Leone Family Mafia XBox 360Private CoyVirus88
girishb Leone Family Mafia PCGirish Private / Private
Masterkraft Andolini Mafia Family XBox 360Mstrkft Private
Monuriki. Forum Bureau of Investigation PCPrivate Private



Employee Rewards
We give due recognition to talent and loyalty. Members who prove to be exemplary, either in-game or on the forums, will be presented with awards.


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Recruitment


We are a group dedicated to having fun and having good games on multiplayer. We accept people playing on any platform - PC, PlayStation3 and XBox 360.

SRS Inc. is always on the lookout for bright individuals who have big dreams and know how to make them a reality. We do not discriminate with regard to race, religion or sex.
You don't need to be nerdy with a 500+ IQ to join us - having a good amount of common sense will do. You must be a fairly active employee. We do not expect you to spend most of your time for the SRS, we give Real Life™ due importance. But we will not accept someone who joins and doesn't turn up for months together, or simply forgets about us.


General Rules:
  • You must be fairly active.
  • Post with good spelling and grammar.
  • No unnecessarily flaming, idiocy, or immaturity.
  • We despise fanboys.
  • We despise spam too.
  • While in-game, do not indulge in unfair means of winning.
Just fill this form:
FeildValue
UsernameYour GTAForums Username
MP Games PlayedSA, VC, IV, etc.
Platform(s)PC\PS3\360. If you have more than one, post them in the order of your preference.
Any entries in your member log?You don't have to post a screenshot (Use a link), but that will definitely be a bonus.
Any previous gangs you've been in?List any gangs you've been in before, if any.
Why did you choose us?Hint : Be creative.
As an employee, how can you help the corporation?Hint : Be creative.



Here's BBCode that you can use to apply. Overwrite the text in the angle brackets (<>) with your respective responses.
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[center][table][th]Feild[/th][th]Value[/th]
[tr][td]Username[/td][td]<Your GTAForums Username>[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]MP Games Played[/td][td]<SA, VC, IV, etc.>[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Platform(s)[/td][td]<PC\PS3\360>[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Any entries in your member log?[/td][td]<Member Log>[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Any previous gangs you've been in?[/td][td]<Previous Gangs>[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Why did you choose us?[/td][td]<Why?>[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]As an employee, how can you help the corporation?[/td][td]<How?>[/td][/tr][/table][/center]


Once you've posted your application, either here, or at our private forums, it will be analyzed. You may apply either here, or at our forums, not necessarily at both places. If the analysis turns out well, you will be made an employee or a probationary employee, depending upon how much we know about you. If on probation, you will be scrutinized for a certain period, after which you will be accepted into the corporation, providing your probation is satisfactory. Whilst being a probie, you can run errands for other employees, thereby improving your rapport with the gang.

Dr. LaBrat
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#3

Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:05 PM Edited by Dr. LaBrat, 27 October 2008 - 05:28 PM.

This is a reserved post, nothing much to see here.


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#4

Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:06 PM

And we're alive! Woot.

If only gfx were back up, this topic would look amazing. Good job Arv, biggrin.gif

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#5

Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:11 PM

Yeah, would look better with graphics. Anyway, we're finally up and running. biggrin.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:48 PM

Good to have it up, a nice members list. I'm looking forward to us all getting to know each other.

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#7

Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:51 PM

Wow, Phusion and mark-2007 are quite gang-hopping lately.

Loonies, Top Cat, then Commission, now SRS. lol.gif

Good luck to the rest of the crew, hope you two stay here for a longer amount of time in a gang, etc... icon14.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:52 PM

QUOTE (AndySerb @ Sep 26 2008, 15:51)
Wow, Phusion and mark-2007 are quite gang-hopping lately.

Loonies, then Commission, now SRS. lol.gif

Good luck to the rest of the crew, hope you two stay here for a longer amount of time in a gang, etc... icon14.gif

We were never in the Loonies... Might need to get your facts straight wow.gif Thanks anyway.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:52 PM

Glad to see this is up and cumming. Here's to a future of corporate killings or whatever (hopefully shady and corrupt) dealings we do here. icon14.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:55 PM

QUOTE (AndySerb @ Sep 26 2008, 16:51)
Wow, Phusion and mark-2007 are quite gang-hopping lately.

Loonies, Top Cat, then Commission, now SRS. lol.gif

Good luck to the rest of the crew, hope you two stay here for a longer amount of time in a gang, etc... icon14.gif

Whutchu talkin' bout! Never been in the Loonies, and Top Cat was a joke gang. Yes, we were both in The Commission, but I was never really that fond of it.

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#11

Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:56 PM

QUOTE (~PhusioN~ @ Sep 26 2008, 17:52)
QUOTE (AndySerb @ Sep 26 2008, 15:51)
Wow, Phusion and mark-2007 are quite gang-hopping lately.

Loonies, then Commission, now SRS. lol.gif

Good luck to the rest of the crew, hope you two stay here for a longer amount of time in a gang, etc... icon14.gif

We were never in the Loonies... Might need to get your facts straight wow.gif Thanks anyway.

Damn, i always mix you and iLusion up. monocle.gif


Nevermind, good luck again, hopefully SRS is your final gang!

Oh, and i see what you were talking about Struff...

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:58 PM Edited by Koik, 26 September 2008 - 04:03 PM.

Ohhhh sign me up

I want to drive the remote control car tounge.gif

KoikResitance, GTAPS3, PCNoneTCDSRS are super shmexyGraphics
FeildValue
UsernameYour GTAForums Username
MP Games PlayedSA, VC, IV, etc.
Platform(s)PC\PS3\360. If you have more than one, post them in the order of your preference.
Any entries in your member log?You don't have to post a screenshot (Use a link), but that will definitely be a bonus.
Any previous gangs you've been in?List any gangs you've been in before, if any.
Why did you choose us?Hint : Be creative.
As an employee, how can you help the corporation?Hint : Be creative.


Erm I fail at tables sad.gif

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#13

Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:58 PM

hahaha, i knew you where up to somthing Arv tounge.gif


Good luck nevertheless icon14.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 03:59 PM

QUOTE (AndySerb @ Sep 26 2008, 15:56)
Snippity-Snap

Aww thanks, cuddles bunny?

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 04:01 PM

QUOTE (~PhusioN~ @ Sep 26 2008, 17:59)
QUOTE (AndySerb @ Sep 26 2008, 15:56)
Snippity-Snap

Aww thanks, cuddles bunny?

Whatever it means... lol.gif

Aye. I'm leaving now.

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#16

Posted 26 September 2008 - 04:01 PM

Enough, no more pointless bitching please. And thanks.

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#17

Posted 26 September 2008 - 04:12 PM

Greetings, gentlemen. Here's to a long gang life.

By the way, I'll be away this weekend, in London with school, during the same weekend as the Liverpool-Everton game as well. Damn timing.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 04:17 PM

Whiped up a sig for you guys


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Hope you like it smile.gif

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#19

Posted 26 September 2008 - 04:24 PM

QUOTE (Dr. LaBrat @ Sep 26 2008, 20:34)


  • you must not be a member of another organisation.

Does this not apply on GTArv? turn.gif

Btw, good luck with the new gang, guys. Have a great time you all. icon14.gif

Edit: I'm still carrying my Catron member title...

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 04:27 PM

QUOTE (girishb @ Sep 26 2008, 16:24)
QUOTE (Dr. LaBrat @ Sep 26 2008, 20:34)



  • you must not be a member of another organisation.


Does this not apply on GTArv? turn.gif

Btw, good luck with the new gang, guys. Have a great time you all. icon14.gif

Edit: I'm still carrying my Catron member title...

I'll let Arv touch that one, but I think it should be known that he's left the Tarkers.

As for Catron, your right, brb.

@Dem: smile.gif Thanks for the kind signature pal.

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#21

Posted 26 September 2008 - 04:38 PM

QUOTE (~PhusioN~ @ Sep 26 2008, 17:27)

@Dem:  smile.gif Thanks for the kind signature pal.

Anything for a fellow Ex-Top Cat wink.gif


Edit: Wow, Page 2 already wow.gif

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#22

Posted 26 September 2008 - 04:44 PM

...Did somebody mention cats? ph34r.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:06 PM

@Dem: Yeah, I was thinking of ASCII art a while ago, thanks for that.

@Girish: Phusion's hit the nail on the head.

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#24

Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:45 PM

Heh did you guys miss my application sad.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 06:07 PM

QUOTE (Koik @ Sep 26 2008, 18:45)
Heh did you guys miss my application sad.gif

We saw it, and we chose to ignore it.

Nah, I'm sure GTArv will have missed it, PM him if he doesn't notice it enxt time he's online. Or go on the forums, register there, and then apply through there.

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#26

Posted 26 September 2008 - 07:01 PM

Nice roster you have here, guys. Quite a lot of WD Regulars. Should lead to quite the intelligent (or perverse, either are likely) conversations taking part in here!

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Posted 27 September 2008 - 01:19 AM

QUOTE (Jacky Fiend @ Sep 26 2008, 19:01)
Nice roster you have here, guys. Quite a lot of WD Regulars. Should lead to quite the intelligent (or perverse, either are likely) conversations taking part in here!

Heh, should be some good fun indeed. Feel welcome to drop by since you're a WD regular yourself.

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#28

Posted 27 September 2008 - 01:39 AM

great to have another gta2 gang around. TL, Z and now SRS. happy.gif



good luck with it. also, at this time i would like to extend and invitation to allie with us loons. two gta2 gangs allied together baby!

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#29

Posted 27 September 2008 - 03:45 AM

@60: I don't want to speak on behalf of Arv but I'm sure he'd be quite happy to accept. It'd be pretty f*cking excellent to be allies.

Does anyone have some experience with Photoshop? I managed to download it and I'm messing around and want to try my hand at some graphics.

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Posted 27 September 2008 - 11:13 AM

60 - Thanks for the invite, we'll discuss it and let you know. wink.gif




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