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Infinite Monkey
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 12:29 AM

Me? I call them Burt & Ernie.

Ernie is the one with the machine-pistol, which -I think- gives him slightly higher status and means he is nominally in charge.
Burt just has an ordinary pistol, and more often than not, wears a puffa jacket, so looks a bit rounder.

While Ernie's firepower is a bit more useful, I still have a soft spot for Burt. I usually only call them when I'm expecting to be facing squadrons of highly trained Noose officers with M16s and full body armour, and Burt turns up with just a nine-mil pistol and a T-shirt; you can't help but marvel at his optimism.

I can't be the only one to have thought of naming them.
How about you...?

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 12:30 AM

"Get out of my f*cking way" and "Get in the goddamn car".

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 12:48 AM

QUOTE (Tuff Luv Capo @ Sep 16 2008, 00:30)
"Get out of my f*cking way" and "Get in the goddamn car".

biggrin.gif good point...

I do spend a lot of time shouting "Follow me, you muppets!"

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 12:51 AM

I call them Buddy, and Guy. They be mah homiez. biggrin.gif

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 12:54 AM

I thought it was 3 of them?

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:04 AM

QUOTE (Sergi @ Sep 15 2008, 19:54)
I thought it was 3 of them?

Nope, 2.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:04 AM

QUOTE (Sergi @ Sep 16 2008, 00:54)
I thought it was 3 of them?

Nope; just the two. You could try getting a hooker in the spare seat, but I think she'd charge extra...

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:05 AM

Lol. I've never named them individually. I just refer them as 'the cop stoppers' because it's so much easier to get rid of a wanted level (especially a low one) when you can have the cops killed without it counting as your crime.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:10 AM

I never actually used them except like 3 times and I just like how they roll up in they Cavaclade all "gangsta" lol. But do they die? Because I rememebr I got into a shootout in the projects in Alderney City and it escalated to a 4 Star shootout all the way up to North Holland at our penthouse and they kept getting shot but I never saw them die.


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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:20 AM

QUOTE (Sergi @ Sep 16 2008, 01:10)
I never actually used them except like 3 times and I just like how they roll up in they Cavaclade all "gangsta" lol. But do they die? Because I rememebr I got into a shootout in the projects in Alderney City and it escalated to a 4 Star shootout all the way up to North Holland at our penthouse and they kept getting shot but I never saw them die.

Oh yeah they die; Ernie bought it during "3 leaf clover" But Burt avenged him, I thought I'd have to drag him away from there!

(Burt eventually made it all the way back to the McReary's house).

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:21 AM

QUOTE (Sergi @ Sep 15 2008, 20:10)
I never actually used them except like 3 times and I just like how they roll up in they Cavaclade all "gangsta" lol. But do they die? Because I rememebr I got into a shootout in the projects in Alderney City and it escalated to a 4 Star shootout all the way up to North Holland at our penthouse and they kept getting shot but I never saw them die.

They can die, they just have a sh*tload of health, and it regenerates.

I remember I had both of them die during a last stand with 4 NOOSE teams and ~20 cops.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:52 AM

"sh*thead" and "f*ckwad" sh*t head has the 9 f*ck wad the uzi they are pretty awesome

I remember once I started a big shoot out and ended up at the heli tours so I jacked a chopper with a 5 star and they have ungodly aim man they were shootin' out the pilots of the police choppers like it was nothing and then you'd see it start to spiral down an see the two swat guys bail outta the back just to face plant into the ground an have the heli crash and blow up on 'em


though once one of the swat dudes landed on a high roof top and f*ckwad had to blow his brains out

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 08:45 AM

I don't call them anything, they don't deserve names. They're just a half-step above the homies in San Andreas.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 12:39 PM

B1 and B2. Bananas in Pyjamas cool.gif

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:26 PM

QUOTE (Mzeppelin @ Sep 16 2008, 08:45)
They're just a half-step above the homies in San Andreas.

Ah, yes: Fatty, Chex and The Dude...
Yep, I named them too!

I wonder how they're getting along without me...

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:30 PM

Dead & Deader

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 03:02 PM

Burger and shot suicidal.gif

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 04:12 PM

Cannon fodder. (try doing stunt jumps with them in the car, then bailing out).

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:51 PM

I call them pawn one and pawn two.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:56 PM

ted 'n' fred

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 06:05 PM

Bill and Ted.

We have excellent adventures.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 08:12 PM

QUOTE (FrozenFire @ Sep 16 2008, 13:05)
Bill and Ted.

We have excellent adventures.

Haha, that made me laugh out loud.


Like a nitwit I chose to (SPOILERS) off Dwayne instead of Playboy so I don't have any backup units. If I had known I would get them then I would have made a different decision.

I will say though that the last time I had two sidekicks in a game I named them Bill Cosby and Matt Damon.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 08:28 PM

I didn't name them. I just call them yo/dude/guy/etc.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 09:13 PM

QUOTE (Tuff Luv Capo @ Sep 16 2008, 00:30)
"Get out of my f*cking way" and "Get in the goddamn car".

Hahaha, best post I've seen in a while I think.

I never used them personally.

But it woudld probably be something like "Twat!" And "f*cking AI"

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 10:46 PM

Oh, I have something else I call them: Mike & Ike. Yep, I am very original.

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 11:18 PM

Jay and Bob biggrin.gif

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 11:24 PM

QUOTE (Tuff Luv Capo @ Sep 16 2008, 00:30)
"Get out of my f*cking way" and "Get in the goddamn car".

Rofl thats the best thing i read all day biggrin.gif

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 01:35 PM

I call them DOG LOVERS! and head D*CK due to Roman's driver saying those things to me! tounge.gif

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 05:05 PM

Homie and Dawg. icon14.gif

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 08:15 PM

One is "method" cool.gif and the other is "payment" sneaky2.gif i also get three guys sometimes i named the last guy (if he shows up) " nico jr devil.gif




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