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wachizmo83
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 06:48 AM

Every day I wait at the window, tentatively, for the post man to shimmy his way down my street.
When he does, I get all antsy in my pantsy and nearly jizz my way out the front door. Waiting at the letterbox like a child waiting for Santa by the chimney , i watch him reach into his pouch. As he rummages around i nearly sh*t my self in anticipation.
Does he have it ?
Does he not?
Why hasnt it come yet ?
Maybe it has?
Did i f*ck up the Fax number?
Do they deem me not worthy ?
Am i worthy?
Should i have killed Dwayne?

Then it happens

He gives me a time magazine subscription and calmy shakes his head cryani.gif
I slowly mince my way back in side my house , and wait for tomorrow

WHERE IS MY GODDAMN KEY R*

Anyone got theres????

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 07:11 AM

ouch.

That is a very sad post I feel sorry for you my friend and I hope you get your key thing someday

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 07:25 AM

Lol! Very dramatic. Sadly, I don't know as I never registered to the Social Club.

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 07:34 AM

That was like me with everything I buy off the net.
Especially when I bought the special edition contents off eBay.

wachizmo83
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 02:46 AM

so no one else has gotten the key ? come on R*

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 02:56 AM

Expect to keep checking then, I believe the way it works is the 120 days start from the end of the week we were all meant to send our forms in. So it could be late December or early January before people start to get their keys.

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 02:59 AM

my god suicidal.gif

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 06:03 AM

funniest post in a looooooong time. congrats.

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 06:44 AM

hahaha gotta be funniest thing ive heard in a long time, im not as bad but i sit there and check my email just waiting and hoping and praying that rockstar have sent me an email saying Congratulations its in the post lol tounge2.gif

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 07:13 PM

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 07:55 PM

Er...what's the key for? But yeah, I know the feeling. That's how I felt when I was waiting on my key for Battlefield Bad Company. Took like two weeks, 3 - 4 days my ass. Anyways hope you get it soon. icon14.gif

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 07:55 PM

you sit around all day in your house? no job? are you jewish?

relax im joking......

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 08:03 PM

QUOTE (Antagonist @ Sep 17 2008, 19:55)
you sit around all day in your house? no job? are you jewish?

relax im joking......

LOL!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif tounge2.gif tounge2.gif tounge2.gif tounge2.gif

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 06:59 AM

QUOTE (Furnace @ Sep 15 2008, 07:25)
Lol! Very dramatic. Sadly, I don't know as I never registered to the Social Club.

I did and never got anything out of it. I didn't think you'd have to be online via the console to get some feedback... but I guess so cryani.gif

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 06:17 PM

I moved a month after I submitted so my form has the wrong address on it.

I emailed but never heard back.

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 06:19 PM

Can someone tell me what is this key thing and what its for? dozingoff.gif

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 08:47 PM

QUOTE (1ManArmy @ Sep 30 2008, 18:19)
Can someone tell me what is this key thing and what its for? dozingoff.gif

For getting 100% in the game before a certain time, rockstar send you a "key" to the city.

At least that''s what i assume it is.

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 03:03 PM

QUOTE (PureMentoBasturt @ Sep 30 2008, 20:47)
QUOTE (1ManArmy @ Sep 30 2008, 18:19)
Can someone tell me what is this key thing and what its for? dozingoff.gif

For getting 100% in the game before a certain time, rockstar send you a "key" to the city.

At least that''s what i assume it is.

And then what? And what city? They send you tickets to NYC?

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 03:27 PM

The key to the city is just a smallish metalic trophy shaped like a key in a presentation box. It is supposed to mirror the idea that if you do something for the city then you get awarded "the key to the city". If you want an example then there is Homer Simpson he was awarded a key to Springfield for his endeavors as Mr Plow.




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