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#31

Posted 05 September 2008 - 12:42 PM

QUOTE (girishb @ Sep 5 2008, 22:39)
QUOTE (greebo-man @ Sep 5 2008, 18:07)
I post riddles that I don't even know the answer to myself to annoy other forumers and waste 10 mins of their time.
Who am I?

greebo-man

You're doing it wrong.

Here's an easy one:
The rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you will die.

NO CHEATING!

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#32

Posted 05 September 2008 - 12:44 PM

Oil/petrol?

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#33

Posted 05 September 2008 - 12:46 PM

the answer is nothing

the rich need nothing,
the poor have nothing,
and eating nothing will ultimately result in you dieing.

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#34

Posted 05 September 2008 - 12:56 PM

Poo.

I'm not very good at these, am I?

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#35

Posted 05 September 2008 - 01:36 PM

QUOTE (Woody510 @ Sep 5 2008, 22:46)
the answer is nothing

the rich need nothing,
the poor have nothing,
and eating nothing will ultimately result in you dieing.

Bingo. I suppose you'd have a crack at it now.

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#36

Posted 05 September 2008 - 01:43 PM

QUOTE (greebo-man @ Sep 5 2008, 12:44)
Oil/petrol?

That was a good answer colgate.gif

Hayden your turn.

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#37

Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:00 PM

QUOTE (Bates_GTA @ Sep 5 2008, 14:43)
QUOTE (greebo-man @ Sep 5 2008, 12:44)
Oil/petrol?

That was a good answer colgate.gif

Hayden your turn.

Isnt it suppose the be Woody510 turn then not Hayden as he got it right. Anyway i didnt realise there was a second page so i was still on the grandad one. suicidal.gif

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#38

Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:02 PM

QUOTE (Hodgey1989 @ Sep 5 2008, 14:00)
QUOTE (Bates_GTA @ Sep 5 2008, 14:43)
QUOTE (greebo-man @ Sep 5 2008, 12:44)
Oil/petrol?

That was a good answer colgate.gif

Hayden your turn.

Isnt it suppose the be Woody510 turn then not Hayden as he got it right. Anyway i didnt realise there was a second page so i was still on the grandad one. suicidal.gif

Oh crap yeah. Sorry Woody, i just read the first name, dozingoff.gif

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#39

Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:04 PM

Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.
How is this possible?

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#40

Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:10 PM

QUOTE (Drowning @ Sep 5 2008, 15:04)
Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.
How is this possible?

Triplets?

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#41

Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:14 PM

QUOTE (Drowning @ Sep 5 2008, 14:04)
Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.
How is this possible?

One was born at 23:59, the other was born at 00:01?

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#42

Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:20 PM

QUOTE (flicko @ Sep 5 2008, 14:14)
QUOTE (Drowning @ Sep 5 2008, 14:04)
Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.
How is this possible?

One was born at 23:59, the other was born at 00:01?

That'd still make them twins ...?

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#43

Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:25 PM

QUOTE (Hodgey1989 @ Sep 5 2008, 14:10)
QUOTE (Drowning @ Sep 5 2008, 15:04)
Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.
How is this possible?

Triplets?

DING DING DING.

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#44

Posted 05 September 2008 - 03:24 PM

QUOTE (sona 175 @ Sep 5 2008, 12:41)
Here it is

Brothers and sisters i have none my fathers father is your fathers son Who am i?

MY COUSIN!!! my great cousin!!!

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#45

Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:42 PM Edited by D- Ice, 05 September 2008 - 04:45 PM.

[DISREGARD BEFORE EDIT]
Lol, sorry, I didn't read all the other pages first. Guess better make some use of this post...

This is a great topic, I'm really loving reading those riddles - keep it up guys. icon14.gif

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#46

Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:47 PM

A man sitting in his car has been shot and killed. The gun he was shot with is laying outside of the car. The windows have been rolled up all day and the doors have been closed all day. Not once has either been opened. There is no sun roof. There are no bullet holes in the car. How was he shot?

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#47

Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:57 PM Edited by Robinski, 05 September 2008 - 05:00 PM.

QUOTE (Pat @ Sep 5 2008, 17:47)
A man sitting in his car has been shot and killed. The gun he was shot with is laying outside of the car. The windows have been rolled up all day and the doors have been closed all day. Not once has either been opened. There is no sun roof. There are no bullet holes in the car. How was he shot?

by someone opening the trunk/boot hatch and then shooting him through/around the headrest? Disregard if you fell that the boot is a door, i disagree.

Or he was shot in the stomach or any other non-instantly fatal area and stumbled into the car and closed the door to try and drive off, but perished before he could start it.

Damn its a convertible isn't it? got it on my 3rd edit.

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#48

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:18 PM

Your third edit is correct. Never seen anyone get it that fast.

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#49

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:33 PM

Alright, time for a few brain teasers:

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
How far can a dog run into the woods?
One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?
You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

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#50

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:36 PM

QUOTE (girishb @ Sep 5 2008, 17:33)
What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

Useless.

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#51

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:37 PM

QUOTE (girishb @ Sep 5 2008, 12:33)
Alright, time for a few brain teasers:

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?

Because if he's still living, he can't be burried.
No, because the man is dead.
Two.
One of the matches.

Couldn't get the other ones.

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#52

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:38 PM

Well, Pat got the four of them right. That leaves us with,

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
How far can a dog run into the woods?
One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

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#53

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:39 PM

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

There are more Chinese men than Japanese men?

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#54

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:40 PM

QUOTE (Machida @ Sep 5 2008, 23:09)
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

There are more Chinese men than Japanese men?

You'd be right if the question had been phrased a little different grammatically.

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#55

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:42 PM

Just got it.

Chinese men don't eat Japanese men.

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#56

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:43 PM

QUOTE (Pat @ Sep 5 2008, 23:12)
Just got it.

Chinese men don't eat Japanese men.

Righto. Machida's answer would have been right if the question had been ' Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?'

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
How far can a dog run into the woods?
One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?
What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

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#57

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:44 PM

QUOTE (girishb @ Sep 5 2008, 12:43)
What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

Do you mean she doesn't have all ten of her fingers on one hand? If so, normal.

QUOTE (girishb @ Sep 5 2008, 12:43)
One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

You didn't say the score was correct.

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#58

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:44 PM

QUOTE (girishb @ Sep 5 2008, 17:40)
QUOTE (Machida @ Sep 5 2008, 23:09)
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

There are more Chinese men than Japanese men?

You'd be right if the question had been phrased a little different grammatically.

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

There are more Chinese men.

What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

Normal.
It would be abnormal to have all ten fingers on the one had.

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#59

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:45 PM

Both Pat and Machida got the last one right. icon14.gif

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
How far can a dog run into the woods?
One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score (the correct score) before any game. How did he do it?

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#60

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:54 PM

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Only as far as it's leash.




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