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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:08 PM Edited by t3flonDon45, 17 August 2008 - 08:51 PM.

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Hello guys I came up with this list of crazy sh*t to do for those who absolutely do not know what to do in gta 4. Ive listed a few things and if you guys would like to share any crazy ideas you'd be more than welcome to. There's probly a topic like this but I'm gonna make sure that most of the list are things that would not be in their post. Thank you for your time.
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1:: Get alot of people to chase you into bohan strip club and make them hit the security guard.

2:: Grab dewaynes gang and start trouble at the Russian Store.

3:: Throw a dildo at a cop

4:: Grab packie's bomb and do one of the police missions

5:: Get drunk with Roman and start fights with pedestrians, thus getting Roman's ass whooped

6:: [[Multiplayer]] Do a swing glitch while someone sits in the back of the truck

7:: Push people down the stairs

8:: Lock your cinimatic angle and have fun mowing people in slow motion

9:: Run around to blocks pushing every person you see, and jump on top of a car so they hit eachother.

10:: Try throwing a grenade through someone's car window

11:: Run into a crowd of people holding a grenade

12:: Get the police to arrest someone, and take off in their car right before the policeman gets in.

13:: Pick a random pedestrian and follow him until he goes into an alley( You know what to do next)

14:: T-bag your dead opponent lol

15:: Do Boat stunts off a building. (Grenade in the back works well)

16:: Line up a bunch of cars in a gas station. (Use packie's bomb instead)

17:: Jump off a helicopter while trying to get the blades to hit you

18:: Do the bulletproof car glitch and cause havok

19:: Spawn a bike in alderny prison, have fun.

20:: Jump infront of oncoming cars

21:: Start hell inside of a hospital

22:: Call brucie just to put a couple bullets in him colgate.gif

23:: Shoot people in arm and legs instead of head and let euphoria entertain you

24:: Start a cop shootout in steinway bar(or the jamaican bar)

25:: Take your girlfriend to the top of an apartment building just to push her off the edge

26:: Go go the top of a building, stand at the edge and throw a molotov at yourself

27:: Grab a bus and park it in the middle of the street and cause havok

28:: Roll around with little jacob and catch a contact high

29:: Find Lola and see if she'll sleep with you, if not molotov her to death

30:: blow up hotdog vendors when alot of people surround one

31:: Take Little Jacob off a huge jump then bail out of the car. ((Crosby))

32:: Drive through Middle Park hitting as many peds as possible, and seeing how much blood you can get over your car. ((Hart))

33:: Drive somewhere, obey traffic etc, and if anyone bumps into you beat the sh*t out of them with a baseball bat. ((DanManUtd))

34:: Get a fire truck and go on the opposite lane and drive fast and crash into cars coming your way, watch them fly through their windows. ((mrcappo))

35:: Go to the cabaret and shoot someone. Hell will break loose. ((mcstupidfun))

36:: [Terrorist act 1] (Thanks to GT409)
Step 1:
Rig a car with a bomb
Step 2:
Drive into the cabaret club
Step 3:
Park near peds inside
Step 4:
Hide in a safe location
Step 5:
Call Packie devil.gif
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37:: [By Smoking Law Enforcement] (Thanks to billcosby1)
There are two kinds of smokers in Liberty city... some that only hold their cigarette (and it's tricky to see) but the other you can plainly see exhaling smoke. Dispose of the ones that inhale their smoke and you will be highly respected
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:19 PM

Some good stuff there. icon14.gif here ya go cookie.gif

How about taking LJ off a huge jump then bailing
out of the car. smile.gif



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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:20 PM

QUOTE (Crosby @ Aug 15 2008, 14:19)
Some good stuff there. icon14.gif here ya go cookie.gif

How about taking LJ off a huge jump then bailing
out of the car. smile.gif

Haha very nice that will go up there cookie.gif

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:23 PM

31. Drive through Middle Park hitting as many peds as possible, and seeing how much blood you can get over your car. I caked the front of mine. devil.gif

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:25 PM

I dont get number 11. Will they chase after you or just scream and run?
Because one time I dropped a grenade and a lot of people chased me.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:27 PM

QUOTE (mrcappo @ Aug 15 2008, 14:25)
I dont get number 11. Will they chase after you or just scream and run?
Because one time I dropped a grenade and a lot of people chased me.

If you hold it instead of dropping it they wont see it coming.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:36 PM

Drive somewhere, obey traffic etc, and if anyone bumps into you beat the sh*t out of them with a baseball bat.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:47 PM

Haha nice guys come on lets keep em comin!!!

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:48 PM

my all time favorite is taking dwayne up to a skyscraper top and pushing him off!

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:52 PM

Number 1 won't work. If they hit a security guard, the guard attacks you instead.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE (codyr783 @ Aug 15 2008, 14:52)
Number 1 won't work. If they hit a security guard, the guard attacks you instead.

Lol still some crazy sh*t to do when the strippers and everybody else try jumping into it.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:56 PM

There is no dildo in gta iv - as far as I know.
there is one in SA

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:59 PM

QUOTE (vg92 @ Aug 15 2008, 14:56)
There is no dildo in gta iv - as far as I know.
there is one in SA

You wanna bet your bottom dollar on that? If you go to the pornshop in hove beach theres a shelf full of em and you can grab em and throw em at people.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 09:05 PM

Fly low on a street and jump out.. tis fun

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 09:52 PM

Get a fire truck and go on the opposite lane and drive fast and crash into cars coming your way, watch them fly through their windows.

Add that..

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 09:53 PM

Go to the cabaret and shoot someone. Hell will break loose. I took Packie out there for a show and as we were leaving I shot a random guy in the head and run out. I hear gunshots outside, the cops come. I drive my car inside and someone fires at me.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:09 PM

Step 1:
Rig a car with a bomb
Step 2:
Drive into the cabaret club
Step 3:
Park near peds inside
Step 4:
Hide in a safe location
Step 5:
Call Packie devil.gif

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:10 PM

QUOTE (GT409 @ Aug 15 2008, 16:09)
Step 1:
Rig a car with a bomb
Step 2:
Drive into the cabaret club
Step 3:
Park near peds inside
Step 4:
Hide in a safe location
Step 5:
Call Packie devil.gif

Epic, thats nice man cookie.gif cookie.gif icon14.gif

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 12:38 AM

Start a new game and acquire the following:

- Sultan RS
- FIB Buffalo
- RPG
- Happiness Island shirt

Do all this without registering any kills or people run down. Do not register any time spent in water (you can still utilize boats for transportation... just don't fall in the water) and evade all stars.

Also, no saves.

After completing these tasks, I still felt a bit empty... so, I attempted to do the above with the addition of acquiring a Maverick.

As of yet, no dice.

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 05:51 AM

NO SMOKING BYLAW ENFORCEMENT

Personally, I use a shotgun and drive a black Infernus.

Drive around, looking for people loitering. Ascertain if they are smoking. There are two kinds of smokers in Liberty city... some that only hold their cigarette (and it's tricky to see) but the other you can plainly see exhaling smoke. They are the ones I choose to terminate.

Once the smokers are found and targeted, step out of the car and ELIMINATE THEM.

I've been amusing myself for a while now with this "mini-game", lol. devil.gif The city should pay me for the service!

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 07:50 PM

That suggestion for getting groups of people to want to hit you and then jump onto a vehicle was genius. I love seeing peds fight each other and like instigating it but never considered hopping onto a car to dodge them but also make them cluster so they'd hit each other. I've had three groups of guys fight it out in the one area so far!

But another fun thing I like doing is hitting ramps while speeding in a fast vehicle and then bailing out just before you hit the ramp and seeing Niko tumble along the ground for ages afterward. Great fun!

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:12 PM

QUOTE (billcosby1 @ Aug 16 2008, 05:51)
NO SMOKING BYLAW ENFORCEMENT

Personally, I use a shotgun and drive a black Infernus.

Drive around, looking for people loitering. Ascertain if they are smoking. There are two kinds of smokers in Liberty city... some that only hold their cigarette (and it's tricky to see) but the other you can plainly see exhaling smoke. They are the ones I choose to terminate.

Once the smokers are found and targeted, step out of the car and ELIMINATE THEM.

I've been amusing myself for a while now with this "mini-game", lol. devil.gif The city should pay me for the service!

HA! Great idea. Find the smokers and smoke them. suicidal.gif hardcore

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:20 PM

1. Get in a fight with two guys.
2. Jump on top of a taxi making your opponents hit the taxi.
3. Wait until the taxi driver gets out of the car.
4. Enjoy.

A variation of this would be doing steps 1-4 with more opponents and help the taxi driver with some of Dwayne's backup.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:46 PM

Yeah these are some good ideas I'll put em up on the list now.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:48 PM

Go the the airport and stunt on bikes and cars but its more fun online.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 08:53 PM

damn nice!
you're going on my respect list man.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 09:08 PM

QUOTE (oldage @ Aug 17 2008, 14:53)
damn nice!
you're going on my respect list man.

Thanks I appreciate that icon14.gif




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