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Posted 02 August 2008 - 05:47 PM

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From the guy that brought you the Coffeee Cup Challenge and BETA Thread.

[Destroying Niko's Relationships EST. 2008]

This is an in-depth screenshot step by step tutorial on how to kill Alex, Carmen and Kiki in the most hilarious manners. Enjoy the read. You might actually find a method you'll actually like. There are a total of 10 Methods.

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Project: When Push Comes To Shove
Subject: Alex
Description: Push Off Edges.
Snapmap: Click here to view the SnapMap

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Result: Alex was complaing on how Niko killed other people just for his new FIB Buffalo. So to shut her up, he pushed her off the edge. She survived, and Niko was single once more. Still funny watching her fall.

Score: 4/10
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Project: Fueling The Passion
Subject: Carmen
Description: Send 'em into gas pumps!
Snapmap: Click here to view the SnapMap

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Result: Niko was outraged that Carmen didn't notice the new wheels, so he lined himself at the end of the road and drove at the gas station. Then at the last minute, jumped out and watched the fireworks.

Score: 9.5/10
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Project: Swingers
Subject: Kiki
Description: Using The Swing Glitch.
Snapmap: Click here to view the SnapMap

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Result: Kiki wanted to use the swings at the park. But Niko wanted to get closer than that. Immediately rejecting him, Niko decided, if she wants the swing she can have it; BAM! Please drive in reverse..

Score: 6/10
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Project: She's On Fire
Subject: Alex
Description: Fun with Moltovs
Snapmap: No need....

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Result: Niko wanted to buy his lovely Alex a new car for their anniversary, but Alex was taking too long and Niko got bored. You take it from there. But after a few seconds she put the fire out and dumped him.

Score: 4/10
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Project: Will It Blend?
Subject: Carmen
Description: Heli Blades Vs A Women....
Snapmap: Click here to view the SnapMap

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Result: Niko was sick off all the heartache so decided to get some revenge. He got in a helicopter and flew off before Carmen could get in. Niko then turnt her into grated cheese with the Heli's blades.

Score: 8/10
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Project: Taxi Bomb
Subject: Kiki
Description: Car bomb + prey = FUN!
Snapmap: No need...

HELP!: I need someone to do this for me as Packie won't let me have car bombs (glitch). Hook up a taxi with a car bomb and take a ride with Kiki. Then jump out during the journey and blow 'em up. PM me the pics when finished and I will credit you icon14.gif .
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Project: Drop Off
Subject: Alex
Description: Letting Vehicles go off with your gf.
Snapmap: Click here to view the SnapMap

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Results: Alex called Niko a pervert when he took her to a local Porn shop to do some 'shopping'. Niko didn't like this so he jumped out the car whilst driving and let it drive of the cliff edge. It didn't blow up so he RPGed her instead. Also try with helicopters.

Score: 1/10
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Project: All Aboard
Subject: Carmen
Description: Pushing Carmen Into A Train!
Snapmap: Click here to view the SnapMap

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Results: Carmen showed obvious disgust at Niko 'cupping' his balls. Niko hated such rude negligence so he decided to show her a thing or two about train spotting.

Score: 8.8/10
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Project: A Lumpy Smoothie
Subject: Kiki
Description: Squashing Others With Vehicles.
Snapmap: Click here to view the SnapMap

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Results: Niko hated the fact Kiki spread sh*t like ''I saw Ratman'' or ''Lola Stole Your Gloves''. So to stop such blasphemy Niko got on a higher platform and squashed Kiki with a falling boat.

Score: 8.3/10
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Project: Rough & Tumble
Subject(s): Alex, Carmen and Kiki.
Description: Falling down stairs and off buildings/bikes.
Snapmap: Click here to view the SnapMap

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Result: Niko had been viewing Eddie Low's Website too many times and when nuts on all his girlfriends. Shotting Alex down a set of stairs; Carmen off a museum roof and Kiki off a NRG-900RR. [Un]Fortunately they all survived with minor injuries.

Score: 2.6/10
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So that's my guide. Hope you enjoyed. I hope this is useful to you in anyway. It may even give those bored and fresh out of ideas something to do; so go ahead and give them a try icon14.gif .

Special thanks to our test subjects: Alex, Carmen and Kiki. For their co-operation and agreement to go through such vigorous testing.

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 06:44 PM

Awesome! cookie.gif cookie.gif cookie.gif cookie.gif infinity!
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 06:57 PM

QUOTE (Crosby @ Aug 2 2008, 18:44)
Awesome!  cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif infinity!
You're the man Guru! lol.gif

(From the man that brought you...lol lol.gif   lol.gif   lol.gif ) icon14.gif

Thanks! 4 cookie.gif s , what a compliment. Have a cookie.gif yourself. icon14.gif

And yes, I am the man! Genetically Different Bro! lol.gif

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 06:58 PM

My favourite

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Results: Niko hated the fact Kiki spread sh*t like ''I saw Ratman'' or ''Lola Stole Your Gloves''. So to stop such blasphemy Niko got on a higher platform and squashed Kiki with a falling boat.


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Posted 02 August 2008 - 07:04 PM

^Yeah, I thought that would be a good one for the fans of the game and this site icon14.gif .

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 07:32 PM

I don't think you can eject from a moving taxi so " Taxi bomb" may be tricky

I have seen someone doing this which is close:



Terrible driving, biggrin.gif it's not me

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 07:47 PM

Cool video. I'm sure you can jump out of a taxi; I did it once, maybe it was a glitch. But the problem is, taxi or not. Packie still won't give me a f*cking bomb. Weird, it use to work. At least it's not like Dwayne's thugs which have never worked for me....

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 08:14 PM

One word.

Owned.

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 10:05 PM

That is some fuuuny sh*t!!! cookie.gif cookie.gif cookie.gif
Have some of these. Now if only I could get my real girlfriend into the game... biggrin.gif cryani.gif

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 10:30 PM

QUOTE (tobu24 @ Aug 2 2008, 22:05)
That is some fuuuny sh*t!!! cookie.gif cookie.gif cookie.gif
Have some of these. Now if only I could get my real girlfriend into the game... biggrin.gif cryani.gif

I could take her off your hands..... lol.gif

I joke.

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 02:28 PM

QUOTE (gamesguru @ Aug 2 2008, 17:47)
Project: Rough & Tumble
Subject(s): Alex, Carmen and Kiki.
Description: Falling down stairs and off buildings/bikes.

Lol, reminds me of the time me and packie got drunk. I ended up killing him by falling into a cellar and falling down the stairs onto him 10 times.

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:00 PM

haha great cookie.gif cookie.gif cookie.gif icon14.gif

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:15 PM

QUOTE (Waq1 @ Aug 3 2008, 15:00)
haha great cookie.gif cookie.gif cookie.gif icon14.gif

Thanks. And don't forget, you can do it to your friends aswell.

- I did 'Fueling The Passion' on Packie for all of a suddenly not letting me use his bombs.

- And 'All Aboard' on Dwayne for not letting me use his thugs since I've started to try and use them. devil.gif

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:18 PM

QUOTE (gamesguru @ Aug 2 2008, 18:30)
QUOTE (tobu24 @ Aug 2 2008, 22:05)
That is some fuuuny sh*t!!! cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif
Have some of these. Now if only I could get my real girlfriend into the game... biggrin.gif   cryani.gif

I could take her off your hands..... lol.gif

I joke.

Only if you wanna put up with her saying,"Oh you're playing GTA again?! What're you like 12? Ok ok ok she's dead you can stop kicking and shooting her!!" sh*t like that! suicidal.gif
I just wanna tell her BITCH shut the f*ck up! She's just too hot though.... inlove.gif

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:26 PM

Your sprung then..... lol.gif

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:28 PM

You spelled depth wrong. Other than that...seems...interesting. monocle.gif

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:39 PM

So funny i wet em.

I can understand Niko's frustrations, i took Carmen out a few times (on dates that is!) and jeez is that woman the most ego centric person ever! suicidal.gif

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 04:39 PM

QUOTE (.Up&Coming. @ Aug 3 2008, 15:28)
You spelled depth wrong. Other than that...seems...interesting.  monocle.gif

I know; I had a serious migraine when I was doing this topic, after getting extremely frustrated at trying to get the God damn f*cking bomb of Packie! So I wasn't fully focused. It would be nice if a Mod/Admin could change it, but I doubt it; I don't mind either way...

....lame excuse, I know. tounge.gif

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 05:51 PM

haha that was funny happy.gif nice!

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 07:25 PM

I'm going to try the gas station one with Alex.

I've never really been that creative with killing off Niko's girlfriends. Most of them I just finish off with a shotgun mouthwash.

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 08:02 PM

Hah. I liked these. The titles were good as well. ' Fuelling the Passion'.
Nice work.

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 08:08 PM

QUOTE (greebo-man @ Aug 3 2008, 20:02)
Hah. I liked these. The titles were good as well. ' Fuelling the Passion'.
Nice work.

Thanks icon14.gif .

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 08:54 PM

rofl , i'll put you on my respect list , Gamesguru!
the things you bring to us....god i don't have words for it.
"All aboard" is my favorite , and i tried it out with brucie xD



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There , that should feed you for a month!


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Posted 03 August 2008 - 09:43 PM Edited by gamesguru, 03 August 2008 - 09:49 PM.

QUOTE (oldage @ Aug 3 2008, 20:54)
rofl , i'll put you on my respect list , Gamesguru!
the things you bring to us....god i don't have words for it.
"All aboard" is my favorite , and i tried it out with brucie xD



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There , that should feed you for a month!


All worship Gamesguru!

Aw, you're making me blush. blush.gif

I have a little story in my respect list so instead I will add you to my Buddies List.

And I just noticed the slogan under your avatar. Such loyalty.....
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EDIT: Just made a respect list with you in it icon14.gif .

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 09:49 PM

QUOTE (gamesguru @ Aug 3 2008, 21:43)
QUOTE (oldage @ Aug 3 2008, 20:54)
rofl , i'll put you on my respect list , Gamesguru!
the things you bring to us....god i don't have words for it.
"All aboard" is my favorite , and i tried it out with brucie xD



cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif   cookie.gif

There , that should feed you for a month!


All worship Gamesguru!

Aw, you're making me blush. blush.gif

I have a little story in my respect list so instead I will add you to my Buddies List.

And I just noticed the slogan under your avatar. Such loyalty.....
.....I reward you 10 cookie.gif s.

Thanks man. icon14.gif

Btw , got any more of that stuff?
i won't be bored for a month now devil.gif

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 09:52 PM

QUOTE (oldage @ Aug 3 2008, 21:49)
Btw , got any more of that stuff?
i won't be bored for a month now devil.gif

If you mean more ways to kill fellow comrades, then probably.

We'll have to see how popular this is first.....

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 10:01 PM

I hope there'll be more =P
I think i got another one:(no pics offcourse)
Project: Hit It
Subject: Alex
Description: Have Fun After A drink
Snapmap: //

After Niko had a drink with Roman , alex called niko to take her on a date.
Niko went to her house , but accidently ( moto_whistle.gif ) rammed her with the Car!
Alex had a broken leg , shortly after that niko picked her up from hospital...

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