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Darrel
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#31

Posted 22 July 2008 - 02:44 PM Edited by Darrel, 22 July 2008 - 02:46 PM.

QUOTE (johnnyk @ Jul 21 2008, 19:56)
WTF are you all complaining about? i think that review is a true one,just because he`s not praising the sh*t out of it dosen`t mean it`s not right.

That's all you do is talk smack about that game, so please dont tell us what we like and dont like, thanks. dozingoff.gif I suggest you return your copy. That is if you haven't already. All you do is complain, that is basically all you do. Please stfu.

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 03:26 PM

You guys have to stop getting angry when people state their opinions. Some people simply don't like the radio stations in the game. I for one agree with the reviewer. I love the game to death and think it's awesome, but the "comedy" in GTA IV just isn't funny. And for those of you who say it's the same satire as previous GTA games, let me make a comparison:

Vice city: One of the funnier GTA radio moments

Speaker: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. Till
one day all hell broke loose!
Soldier: Tim we need you!
Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing! I wanna raise a family!
Soldier: That's just it Tim! They've got your family!
Tim: Noo!
Speaker: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to the
jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace.
Tim: Ho Chi Vet is that you!
Ho Chi: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody!
Soldier: Tim they've got your wife!
Tim: But I'm not married!
Soldier: You are now, to America!
Speaker: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost a
friend.
Tim: Ho Chi!
Ho Chi: Tim don't leave me! You taught me baseball Tim and how to laugh!
Tim: Noo! He would have been a fine American. I'll cry when I'm done killing!
Speaker: Get yourself a body bag, strap yourself in, start making friends
the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG, may include
patriotic garbage.


GTA IV:

The best we get is "America's next top hooker". I honestly can't think of anything in the whole game that made me laugh.

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#33

Posted 22 July 2008 - 05:07 PM

QUOTE (knobby @ Jul 22 2008, 02:28)
QUOTE (Dome Piece @ Jul 21 2008, 14:30)
QUOTE (knobby @ Jul 21 2008, 12:24)
I think the reviewer has it down quite well.

The humour seems to have gone over the top. Maybe it's trying to appeal to an audience that doesn't get black comedy.

I thought the media, television, radio anf the net were all up it's own arse.

Ha, you need to understand what comedy is first. GTA is not black comedy. Far from it.

The media, Tv and radio were up its own arse? So what then, the media, tv and radio fancied itself? Wtf are you on about?



Here is a definition of " up your own arse"

Up your own arse

No sh*t.

So whats your point, the TV, internet and radio thinks it more important than it is? Can't get overitself? Is inlove with itself? Again, wtf are you on about? You cannot apply the term "up its own arse" to anything that is not human, unless your dog likes the mirror too much.

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#34

Posted 22 July 2008 - 05:21 PM

QUOTE (Darrel @ Jul 22 2008, 14:44)
QUOTE (johnnyk @ Jul 21 2008, 19:56)
WTF are you all complaining about? i think that review is a true one,just because he`s not praising the sh*t out of it dosen`t mean it`s not right.

That's all you do is talk smack about that game, so please dont tell us what we like and dont like, thanks. dozingoff.gif I suggest you return your copy. That is if you haven't already. All you do is complain, that is basically all you do. Please stfu.

Come on man i was one of the biggest fans i waited ever since it was announced for it to come out,i didn`t think it would be a dulled down version of Gta SA though,this made me very dissapointed.




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