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Posted 29 August 2008 - 06:29 PM

It was my first time finding a turismo in the game, so I was trying to drive safely and I managed to hit a curb and roll it.

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 12:38 PM

QUOTE (JasonThummel @ Aug 29 2008, 18:29)
It was my first time finding a turismo in the game, so I was trying to drive safely and I managed to hit a curb and roll it.

Rofl.
The amount of times i've tried to drive safely cause i want to save the car outside my safe house and rolled it lol.gif

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 01:04 PM

oooh wow.gif I have one. I was in a FM about a month ago and I was aiming my sniper rifle at Faltskoigan (I think) I had a clean shot on his head a I think he was ghosting I pull the trigger and the next thin I know MCDrank rolls past on a sanchez top speed and takes a bullet to the head.

I sent him the msg 'OMG did you see that shot?' and he just goes 'Maybe, Did you see Mine?'.... I dont thik he realised what happened lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 02:54 PM

The first WTF moment for me was before I knew about the flying through windshield feature and I was flooring it along a road. I saw a police car and decided to hit it hard straight on. I didn't fly through the window, but the 2 cops in the police car flew out of their car and bounced off the front of mine into the air. It was awesome

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 05:17 PM

probably when i was playing hangmans noose and my chopper, which petrovic was in caught fire and i was like "ahh dammit" Then i bailed out to just make a fun death when i hit the lower part of a wall in a little house/building and then to the ground without loosing almost no health O_o

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 09:39 PM Edited by willgraham, 30 August 2008 - 09:46 PM.

Well my "WTF moment" was more a mercie_blink.gif look.

As im a big Hannibal Lecter fan (which my name also indicates) i got a bit freaked out when i started doing the eddie low mission

it all starts with, im in the sabre gt or what ever it's named, i start shifting through the radios when i finally land on liberty radio 98.5 (if that is the radio's name?) as i enter the spot, where your missions start. I listen to the intro of the mission with him talking and dragging his big duffle bag around, finally convincing me to help him out
the mission start and my radio is still on Liberty radio 98.5 and then this songs begins to play
() (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ltlLZkFlE) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ltlLZkFlE)
now for hardcore hannibal lecter fans they will probably recognize it immediately, for those who haven't seen the films or remember them so well.

/HUGE SPOILER PART OF SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

/HUGE SPOILER PART OF SILENCE OF THE LAMBS



Its the scene where "Buffalo bill" listens to the song, i linked before and dresses up where you see him being a transvestite, and having the ... "Women suit".

If you don't quite remember Buffalo bill, then here he is
http://www.infinit.com/sections/medias/silence_lambs_06.jpg (http://www.infinit.com/sections/medias/silence_lambs_06.jpg) (http://www.infinit.com/sections/medias/silence_lambs_06.jpg)


Personally it freaked me abit out hearing that song while, having such a friendly person like Eddie Low, driving with me.


EDIT:
ah nice i found a link to the part i was talking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaF1Y8Z_r00 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaF1Y8Z_r00)

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 10:11 PM

QUOTE (serbian warrior @ Aug 14 2008, 00:42)
my WTF? moment was when I called a taxi and skipped to my destination.Heere are exact quotes.
Taxi driver "sorry bout the smell,I just laid some gas in here"
Niko:"ooh,thank you.

once with Roman's Taxi Driver:

QUOTE (Roman's Taxi Driver)
Good riddance, dog lover!!

QUOTE (Niko)
Ooh! Thank you!

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#158

Posted 30 August 2008 - 10:43 PM Edited by the bocust horde, 30 August 2008 - 10:52 PM.

alright the last day i was playing gta singleplayer to get the liberty city minute achievement offline .
i just finished all missions and before that i did the revenge mission anyway i watch all the credits it took a long time and i was still on that small island when out of f*****g nowhere kate calls me to go on a date i decide why not so i get on a boat heading for the mainland while packie calling me about how his F****g sister kate died.
so theres me going on a date with a dead chick who if u know well enough u could give her one

i was laughing when it happen and im still laughing now

try it for yourself

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 10:47 PM Edited by the bocust horde, 30 August 2008 - 10:50 PM.

Thats a wtf moment

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 12:22 AM

Another WTF for me when kate died. I had called her for a date just before she called me to go to the wedding, after she was killed in the drive by and I woke up at my safehouse, I received a text from her asking me why I hadn't turned up for the date.

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 08:09 AM

funny

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 09:06 AM

Weell I was in the Cluckin Bell in Algonquin and I started to shoot the toilet (don't ask) when a man comes in with a frying pan on his head, I have no idea why but he stood and shouted at me for about 2 minutes and I finally shot him, I was like wtf for about the next 10 mins

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 08:35 PM

Yeah i had it yesterday, but most of the time i forget them. But this one is still fresh in my memory. My friend was driving on a bike and went fast, but off course you know what happened he hit a garbagetruck and then flew like 400 meters high up to the sky and it was freaking awesome. We tryed it again and again but it never happened.

It was really like wtf, and i saw 3 cops hitch hiking a peds car, never saw that before wtf, but a saw already other posts and hear that's pretty normal LoL

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 02:03 PM

lol

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 05:23 PM

i was just playing and a ped was attacking me in middle park so i hit him with a baseball bat and he fell back onto a fence and started doing a crazy spinning thing while he was falling over the fence his legs were in the air like he was doing a big karate kick or something. biggrin.gif

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 05:24 PM

I thought I'd explore the elevated train tracks running through Broker. I was racing around on them on a motorcycle, taking in all of the views, when I eventually ran off the tracks and dropped straight down in the middle of a crowd. I was still sitting on the bike and I hear one guy scream in a deep voice, "EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!" It was like I was the apocalypse or something. That really cracked me up.

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 06:23 PM

Was exploring some abandoned multi-storey building in Alderney (near your safehouse) and I hoped I could stunt off the top on my bike, so I rode all the way up the stairs which took ages as the PCJ was so weak. As I get to the highest floor, all of a sudden I hear something like 'get him' and about 8 scruffy men came running up the stairs, all with pistols and SMG's! Needless to say I just about wiped them all out by shooting a few explosive canisters.

This was a serious WTF moment.

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 07:08 PM

I'm in Alderney at the abandoned casino, and I took my bat and hit some guy wearing a hat. the hat FLIES off his head and into the water like it was a baseball, and the guy falls into the water too.

more lolwtf than wtf, but still a wtf moment.

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 12:07 AM

When you have to meet a friend and hes waiting for you at the far f* end of the city and you only have a hour.... Way to go rockstar, never thought of adding a teleportation devise?

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 12:44 AM

QUOTE (LordBelfast @ Sep 2 2008, 00:07)
When you have to meet a friend and hes waiting for you at the far f* end of the city and you only have a hour.... Way to go rockstar, never thought of adding a teleportation devise?

Actually, they did.

They're yellow and everywhere.

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#171

Posted 02 September 2008 - 12:59 AM

I remembered about this post and i just stopped playing on-line, so I decided to post it in here. You know the swingset glitch? Just run in it. Niko always, well, for me, dies. Hitting a tree at 300 km/h isn't the best way to move around, is it? lol.gif

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 06:56 PM

QUOTE (livejoker @ Sep 2 2008, 00:59)
I remembered about this post and i just stopped playing on-line, so I decided to post it in here. You know the swingset glitch? Just run in it. Niko always, well, for me, dies. Hitting a tree at 300 km/h isn't the best way to move around, is it? lol.gif

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yeah, i always seem to hit the tree, mind you when i miss the tree, i end up on the indistrial park rolleyes.gif

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 07:02 PM

you need to reverse into the swingset on singleplayer so you dont go through the window.

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 12:03 AM

I have a new one that made me wow.gif wow.gif wow.gif wow.gif for like 30 seconds. So I am going around this turn at like maybe 15 miles an hour or more and I hit this post and do a complete spin, and I don't mean flipped on my roof, my turismo just lifted up like 2-3 ft and did a complete spin and landed it perfectly on the wheels. It was just so ridiculous that my brain just went on freeze mode trying to comprehend what the hell just happened.

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 01:35 PM

Last night in the Fight Club, i hit a canister & it hit the floor and blew everyone up colgate.gif

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 04:35 PM Edited by Graven, 04 September 2008 - 04:47 PM.

I was doing the boring helicopter achievement thing. Was just about to snatch a slice of bread and listen the pilot when I got hit by a thunder storm.
WTF!?!?

Donīt leave controller on your privates.


And one from actual game-play was when I swing-glitched and dropped on the train tracks. Jumped down, Niko fell on the fence that surrounds the area where that swing is. Fence went straight between the legs, and dude did Euphoria go nuts! He got stuck into the fence for a while with bloody balls! Pretty much like if You fall from 2nd-3rd floor, he leaves bloody spots from shoes and does little euphoria dance.

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 11:15 AM

QUOTE (Fuzzknuckles @ Jul 19 2008, 07:04)
I think my biggest WTF? moment was when people started saying they didn't like this game.

That was mine as well.

But my best gameplay wtf moment has to be the first time I saw this half rat half man lookin thing.


















lol.gif lol.gif Ok seriously, I was hauling ass down some street on the NRG, hit a parked car and landed on top of what I guess at around 20 story tall building.

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 03:51 PM

My Biggest WTF! Moment is when I was playing chicken on the game (as you do lol) got hit slightly and when you go falling backwards for like a quarter of a mile. Then got obliterated by a cop car lol. Flew into a tree someone woman screams doesn't nobody care about the trees stood over me. lol

Another one probably not a WTF! Moment but damn funny. Flooring it in a turismo then jump out hit a park car bounce back onto the bonet of my Turismo flew about 20 yards into an intersection. Get smashed by a cop car (yet again) then die on landing on a cars bonet which had just been parked up. Blood on the windscreen. Woman jumps out and moans. "Aaaw I just cleaned that" lol

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:30 PM

One time i kept ramming my car into other cars on the street, and a cop was sitting there

some guy got out of his car and punched me and the cop saw and said he was under arrest, and i guess the guy was mega pissed i messed up his car because he punched the cop and they had to put him down die hard style

three bullets in the chest lol

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 10:06 PM

I stole a car in front of cops so they started to chase... I led them up around the north side of Holland... If you look on your map there is two barges next to each other on the northern tip of Algonquin. On one of those barges is a stack of big, plastic PVC pipes. So I was making my foot chase all cinematic and dramatic and stuff, and I have Niko climb up onto this stack of PVC pipes... And the one I was climbing on STARTED TO ROLL OFF and I fell backwards and the pipe landed on top of me.

I survived it but it was definitely a cool detail to notice.




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