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Posted 14 August 2008 - 12:42 AM

my WTF? moment was when I called a taxi and skipped to my destination.Heere are exact quotes.
Taxi driver "sorry bout the smell,I just laid some gas in here"
Niko:"ooh,thank you.

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 01:41 AM

1. I am driving my car acros the algonquin bridge when 2 helis ram into me at once sending me flying so far, i land on the broker bridge.(multiplayer)
2. the mission where you work for roman, and you drive his taxi to pick some guy up, i was droving happily along, and the gas station blew up for no apparent reason. i freaked out.(mission)
3.i wrecked my pcj into some guy who drove in front of me, i flew in the air, smashing my nuts on a steet light in the air.(multiplayer)
Pcj for life.

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 09:13 PM

my WTF moment had to be where i basically just stood outside my safe house and as i went to the bog and came back my little niko was having the sh*t kicked out of him by 2 russians. why the hell did they attack me? i hadnt shot a bullet walked into anyone etc etc just stood there. i barely made it away with my life lol then i used the cheats got my health back got an rpg and blasted them both to hell!!!

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 09:17 PM

Had another one of GTA Race erlier, the airport track and some guy had decided to camp at the entrance with an RPG anyway i came round the corner and he fired a roket straight for me i wasn't going to dodge it, but there's a hump in the floor at the entrance and it lifted the front of my car off the ground over the rocket, and the rocket flew under me colgate.gif Wish someone had seen it, it was epic!

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 06:21 PM Edited by t3flonDon45, 15 August 2008 - 06:24 PM.

I was walkin into the pornshop in hove beach and "accidentally"( devil.gif ) push one of the russians down the stairs and all of a sudden he pulled out a mac10 and started sprayin at me so I disposed of him. But as soon as I left 3 cars pulled up full of russians just blazing, funny thing is tho that one of the russians kept on spamming thieir car full of bullets and caused it to explode, thus giving me a chance to make the great getaway escape lol, I guess that could be a WTFLOL moment.


Oh haha, and one time I was chillen near firefly projects and just messing around, I punched an old lady (yes, very mean.), and a whole bunch of those fat guys(from tha gang) started pumbling me with knives and bats(Even bums managed to come after me). Well no great getaway this time I got an epic wtf pwnage LOL

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 06:23 PM

A hooker kicked and threw out a passanger of a car. Only to drive of and go have a f*ck with the driver for 10 bucks.

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 11:00 PM

QUOTE (SJT @ Aug 15 2008, 18:23)
A hooker kicked and threw out a passanger of a car. Only to drive of and go have a f*ck with the driver for 10 bucks.

Lmao. monocle.gif

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 04:57 AM

mines was when little jacob started throwing stuff out the window when i was takinhg him someone

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 02:04 PM

The funniest thing so far was after dropping packie off from playing pool "which he kicks my ass in" he tried to car jack me saying "no this is my sh*t" lol i was busting out loud.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 02:37 PM

One of my WTF moments happened recently on multiplayer while playing Hangman's Noose. Myself, Petrovic and 2 others had piled into a helicopter and were en route to the checkpoint when the pilot veered over the checkpoint and began to climb. He then flew into the Star Junction area at a very high altitude and proceeded to jump out of the chopper right before it impacts the Empire State building. The chopper broke into pieces but we all survived except the pilot. So, we are all stuck up there with no means of getting Petrovic down safely. Definitely a WTF are you doing moment.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 03:13 PM

I got one.

So me, 4 friends, and 3 strangers decided to shoot up LCPD. We all got guns and went to Ligner and Schyster. After about 15 mins. of cop killing, we decided we needed health. Then, we shot out one of the windows, and all jumped out. It was night at the time, but it looked like freakin' day from all the fire/gunfire. We all decided to make a mad dash for the subway. IT WAS SO EPIC.

Then, after we lost all our 6-stars, we went to Happiness Island to restock on ammo. We then went to the docks in Bohan. (I always fight cops there. Best place ever.) So again, it looked like daytime, because there were choppers, swat vans, etc. all on fire. So then I'm in cover, and I shot down a chopper. Then I yell out, "Lanshark watch out!" (Lanshark is one of my friends.) And then he's like, "What?" Then a chopper on fire lands on him. He lives, but then one of the SWAT from the chopper that fell gets out and kills him. Then he just said, "Oh."

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#132

Posted 17 August 2008 - 03:15 PM

QUOTE (GTAaddictforever @ Jul 28 2008, 07:50)
My biggest GTA 4 WTF? moment was when I realized rockstar ruined gta4. i didn't think it was possible.

Thank God your gone...

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 04:38 PM

QUOTE (serbian warrior @ Aug 14 2008, 00:42)
my WTF? moment was when I called a taxi and skipped to my destination.Heere are exact quotes.
Taxi driver "sorry bout the smell,I just laid some gas in here"
Niko:"ooh,thank you.

That must be the best quote in the whole game.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 05:00 PM

QUOTE (chitoryu12 @ Aug 17 2008, 16:38)
QUOTE (serbian warrior @ Aug 14 2008, 00:42)
my WTF? moment was when I called a taxi and skipped to my destination.Heere are exact quotes.
Taxi driver "sorry bout the smell,I just laid some gas in here"
Niko:"ooh,thank you.

That must be the best quote in the whole game.

yes, it is.

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 01:56 PM

QUOTE (yomomsmokes420 @ Aug 17 2008, 15:13)
I got one.

So me, 4 friends, and 3 strangers decided to shoot up LCPD. We all got guns and went to Ligner and Schyster. After about 15 mins. of cop killing, we decided we needed health. Then, we shot out one of the windows, and all jumped out. It was night at the time, but it looked like freakin' day from all the fire/gunfire. We all decided to make a mad dash for the subway. IT WAS SO EPIC.

Then, after we lost all our 6-stars, we went to Happiness Island to restock on ammo. We then went to the docks in Bohan. (I always fight cops there. Best place ever.) So again, it looked like daytime, because there were choppers, swat vans, etc. all on fire. So then I'm in cover, and I shot down a chopper. Then I yell out, "Lanshark watch out!" (Lanshark is one of my friends.) And then he's like, "What?" Then a chopper on fire lands on him. He lives, but then one of the SWAT from the chopper that fell gets out and kills him. Then he just said, "Oh."

I will try this, i used to do cop killing online with friends, but it got boring and everyone started doing there own thing. confused.gif

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 12:58 AM

So I was cruising around for stunt jumps and I found one above the safehouse in Alderney. I tried it on a motorcycle, but no good. Then I took a shot at it in a Grotti, but, again, no success. I figured I needed something with more weight. I jacked a pickup truck and headed around to give it another go. A person was still in the car, however, and every few seconds he would scream bloody murder.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

I hit the jump. Cut to the slow-mo shot of my truck soaring through the air, accompanied by another "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" from my passenger.

The truck nose dives into an alley. Nico flies through the windshield prior to landing, and then, of course, the truck lands on top of him. Just as Nico is staggering to his feet, the passenger jumps out, screaming "take this bitch," and begins to unload with a .45. I didn't even have time to react.

But here's the part that brought me to tears.

The screen goes black & white for Nico's death scene. He's falling backwards in slow-motion with the dude still shooting him. The assailant's voice is slowed down to a deep, bass drawl as he says,

DON"T - MAKE - ME - SHOW - YOU- MY - TAAA -TOOOOO, FUUUUUCK-HEAD!

LMAO for about ten minutes. Seriously. That was definitely a "you had to be there moment," but I tried.

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 01:02 AM

me and my girlfriend were having a giant shootout with the cops for fun <yes my girl plays GTA, aha, she likes all the unessecary violence>
but anyway she blew up a load of cars and after all the explosions stopped she walked over and there was a person hovering like they were still in a car, but the best part about it is, the persons face was like cry.gif haha, girlfriend tryed to punch her out the way but it didn't work so out came the sniper rifle and off came floating japanese ladies head.

trippy.

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 01:10 AM

Backing my bike into a swingset then being shot into the air.

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 01:26 AM Edited by *FERAL*, 25 August 2008 - 01:35 AM.

just had a brilliant moment,,,i stole this car from outside of the second save house that you get, and as i pulled off, i clicked, look behind, and the guys whos car i just stole,he was pulling the driver out of the car behind, to give chase on me,,,it was fkn brilliant. the dude wanted my blood for stealing his car.....and another , is when i first saw the tail section of my helicopter coming off..

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 12:08 AM

lol.gif Aha sounds awesome.

Had a few recently including falling off a tall building square onto a car's bonet, the driver got out and decided i wasnt hurt enough and with one punch killed me dozingoff.gif

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 01:58 PM

Shooting a car and watching the ped stop, get out, and proceed to run away on foot screaming... Straight towards me...


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Posted 27 August 2008 - 12:37 AM Edited by Xboxless, 27 August 2008 - 01:19 AM.

This one was just hilarious, but I was doing a Most wanted thing with the cop car. It was one of those ones where it's one dude on a bike and I got behind him and shot two bullets into him, and he goes flying off his bike right into the front bars of the cop car and dies on impact. It was just so ridiculous, I loved it man.

Well I was driving along in this truck right and I hit something and start doing crazy flips over the fence of the un building and land right in the middle and the cops just stand there and I drive off.


Here is definitley a wtf moment, I flipped a car going like 5-10 mph, I mean I was going super slow and completely flip my car onto it's back.

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 01:27 AM Edited by silentradical, 27 August 2008 - 05:09 PM.

My biggest WTF moment was just now when I realized GTA4 wont play and there is a huge circular scratch in the middle of the disc.....I think it's because my dad opened it while it was currently running....god I'm sad over this...

edit: walmart replaced it. This is good.

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 06:01 PM

QUOTE (silentradical @ Aug 27 2008, 01:27)
My biggest WTF moment was just now when I realized GTA4 wont play and there is a huge circular scratch in the middle of the disc.....I think it's because my dad opened it while it was currently running....god I'm sad over this...

edit: walmart replaced it. This is good.

I looked at my PS3 Discs and they are all smudged and scratched, but i have never handled them badly. dontgetit.gif

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 09:42 PM

my newest wtf notify.gif moment was at my friends house today and bassicly we were playing multiplayer with my friend online and bassicly we were both in cars and then we were going really fast and i was beside him he poped two of my right tires and the car went off the road...crashed and then i went flying into the air and i ended up landing on top of two old ladies...OUCH!

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 12:50 PM

QUOTE (gta4pc! @ Aug 28 2008, 21:42)
my newest wtf notify.gif moment was at my friends house today and bassicly we were playing multiplayer with my friend online and bassicly we were both in cars and then we were going really fast and i was beside him he poped two of my right tires and the car went off the road...crashed and then i went flying into the air and i ended up landing on top of two old ladies...OUCH!

Yeah, i always try and land on top of people, when jumping off a building or Helicopter, it never works confused.gif

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 12:54 PM

This is possibly the single most impressive thing i've seen so far.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=369586 (http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=369586)

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:00 PM

Dieing on full health because a Pedestrian crashed into a pole and it landed on me at slow speed though, so Niko's on the ground with the pole ontop of him, the Pole starts to roll around on him and he starts losing health... WTF.

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 01:13 PM Edited by yomomsmokes420, 29 August 2008 - 01:16 PM.

I was in MP on an NRG. I was on one of the bridges to Algonquin. I had full health and body armor. I was going full speed, I was even leaning forwards. Then I hit a car, and I went FLYING. I died before I even hit the ground. I was like cry.gif because I spent a ton of time to get the guns I had.

Also, yesterday I was in hove beach. I was shooting gan cars to get them after me. I had a Uranus, a Lozspeed, a Cavalcade, a Hummer, and a stolen Minivan (A gangster stole it to chase me) after me. Then I stopped, and there are like 10 people in the cars. They all get out, and have like AK's and shotties. And a ton of other gangsters on the street come to help. So it's me vs. about 20 gangsters. It was an epic shootout, and somehow at the end I had 1 star, so I stole the Lozspeed and drove off. It was the biggest non-mission shootout without cops I've ever had.

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Posted 29 August 2008 - 04:52 PM

My first one would be the first time I played the game ever.
I was driving along getting used to the handling, when I took a turn to wide and hit a hotdog vender, out of nowhere the vender explodes instantly killing me and my car.

Another time I was on a bike speeding alone when I hit a taxi van thing, went flying into the air in opposite direction where I hit a overhang sign, bounced back into the road, Niko was getting up and a car hit him in the head. He still stands up afterwords. notify.gif My girlfriend who was watching was like "How's he still alive?"




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