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Posted 15 July 2012 - 07:55 AM

Mine was when I saw a sunken ped like in SA in TBoGT.

I thought these glitches were not in IV... sleepy.gif

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 08:54 AM

End of long mission, speeding back on bike, hit wall, fly off, hit ground, bike falls on me and crushes me. At about 3/4 of health. When I was about to finish a mission. Seriously, how did that bike crush me? It even tipped over so slow it was like it was going in slow motion. Wtf. Wtf indeed.
Or the time when I was taking one of Stevie's cars to his garage. I hit a lamppost, flew out of the windshield and onto the ground. The car must have been magical or something, because it did some weird flips and rotations and span around on one corner like it was a ballet dancer before it proceeded to fall on me and crush me. No wonder Stevie wanted it. It just dances around and crushes everybody. Of course. lol.gif

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 08:11 PM

I've had this game for 4 years and never saw sh*t like this:
It was raining and I was driving a red Freeway, just about to enter Dukes from the East Borough Bridge. Well there is road works ahead and the road narrows, it was all about 200 yards ahead of me. This Sentinel turns into the wrong lane of traffic and hits this blue Landstalker and flies up in the air and then hits the building where the laundromat is. The car then just sits on the grass and the Landstalker is blocking the traffic that heads into Dukes.

It was funny, I've seen car crashes, but this one was just flat out weird.

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 12:48 PM

Just last night, on singleplayer, I walked out of my Bohan apartment and saw that damned preacher across the road. So naturally, I got my baseball bat out and beat him to a pulp.

Soon enough, an ambulance came to save him, so I stood by to waste him again afterwards. So the ambulance pulls up, a paramedic jumps out and runs towards the preacher and runs straight over him and goes to use an ATM machine instead. He then got back in the ambulance and they drove off.

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 11:22 PM

My first WTF moment was when I saw Thomas Stubbs his dick in the Lost and Damned ph34r.gif

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 08:11 AM

QUOTE (ainsz @ Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 22:48)
Just last night, on singleplayer, I walked out of my Bohan apartment and saw that damned preacher across the road. So naturally, I got my baseball bat out and beat him to a pulp.

Soon enough, an ambulance came to save him, so I stood by to waste him again afterwards. So the ambulance pulls up, a paramedic jumps out and runs towards the preacher and runs straight over him and goes to use an ATM machine instead. He then got back in the ambulance and they drove off.

Hahahahaha lol.gif . That's probably the funniest one I've read so far!

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 04:50 PM

When I was driving through the alleyways in Northern Alderney ridiculously fast, and I go down an alleyway where there are some steps. Some guy was sat on the steps, I hit him in the back and my car stops dead, flinging me out the windscreen. I got back in the car, honked my horn and the guy ran off, just like a normal ped, and when I tried to run him over he acted completely normally.

This glitch was on GTA IV on Xbox 360.

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 06:24 PM Edited by 123robot, 20 July 2012 - 09:15 PM.

Just happened now, I had a 5 star wanted level and was driving off to a suitable shoot-out area in Broker. I broke through the toll booth and suddenly my wanted level disappeared. All of it. This is probably a well known glitch, but I definitely went WTF when that happened. notify.gif

EDIT: Man, Niko must be the luckiest man alive. cool.gif
First of all, after surviving a 6 star wanted level for 10 minutes in which I had a super epic shoot-out and car chase, I escaped throught the subway tunnels. I stopped at a station, and noticed a train was coming. Luckily, the driver door was facing the other side so I jumped out, but not fast enough. While I was jumping out, the train hit and pushed me onto the other track. Suddenly, the car bolted forward and pushed me inbetween the two tracks. Another train had come, and I was lucky enough that the car pushed me out of the way rather than crushing me. It's pretty difficult to explain, but it was quite extraordinary. I was so amazed that I even saved a clip.
Afterwards, I started a race in South Algonquin, but I managed to flip halfway through the first lap. It took me 20 seconds to find another vehicle, and I was way behind, plus both vehicles were pretty crappy and I was in 5'th place. I thought that there was no hope, but I continued. I somehow managed to bolt past two cars into 3'rd place in the second lap, because they somehow managed to crash. On the 3'rd lap, as I was going through the tunnel, I passed up another guy and moved up into 2'nd place. I raced over near the finish line, and there was one last turn, after which there was a short straightaway before the end. At the turn, I spotted the person in 1'st and suddenly I had hope again. I got infront, but then he managed to drift his way around the turn and back to 1'st, but I wasn't far behind. It was like something out of an epic movie or something. The finish line was straight on and we were both right next to each other, trying to get infront. Of course, I managed to push through right at the end after giving a little nudge and pushing him behind. It was the most remarkable thing. wow.gif Like I said, Niko and I are extremely lucky, it seems. biggrin.gif

EDIT 2: One big WTF moment was when my friend spoiled the fact that Michelle was actually working for the government. I was so mad, but at least he didn't spoil the ending or anything like that.

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 12:05 AM

So I set up the most epic showroom at Westdyke Autos full of the best cars and it was organized so well. I had 2 Infernus's, a Comet, Turismo, Habanero, etc just some awesome cars, about 7 or 8 cars. One Infernus was green and the other was my most prized orange one with no spoiler, loved it and it was set up in the best slot. So I know I should have taken pictures but decided not to. I decided I wanted to take my beautiful orange one out and slowly drove it out of the building and parked it. So I was roaming around the dealership with a molotov cocktail in my hand and accidentally pressed the button to launch it, hitting the Turismo. Well, lets just say, the whole place like lit up after all cars exploding within seconds, and everything was lost tounge.gif I put lots of time into setting things up that.

Of course my Infernus was fine so I went on long drives with it. But I lost it, I was speeding under that bridge by the casino and I hopped out of the car while it was moving. It sped up the hill, flipped some times in the air and some how exploded after falling just 15 feet.

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 01:05 AM

Was on the train tracks right next to the airport and something happened where I glitches through and was right under the tracks in mid air. Niko was just standing in the air. Don't know how it happened but I have pics on my DSI.

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 01:28 AM

Oh just remembered something else that happened today that pissed me off.

Okay, so I was interested in a particular type of car, a black Peyote hardtop in black with the custom zebra interior. Well I found it around Broker and had fun with it, then when I reached Broker again I got into some trouble with cops and the chase went all of the way to that building that is shaped like a triangle near downtown Broker. A police car had flipped and I had stopped. Well, the cops were shooting at me so I threw a cocktail onto the bottom of the cruisers engine and it ignited quickly lighting all of the cops up. Then just as I was about to pull my gun out, some dipship taxi driver backed up and killed me.

Well, I spawned at night and was pissed that I lost my car. Then about 6 minutes later after driving around, I find the exact same car again. So I again drove it around for a while, then reached Westdyke Autos and parked it. I noticed as soon as I got onto bike in the shop my car disappeared right in front of me like "Poof"! confused.gif What dafuq! So I went outside pissed again and then turned to the left, someone came down the road with a car exactly like the one I had again. So I stole it, and didn't lose it again until I turned off the game.

It was weird, cars that suddenly disappear and then it's easy to find a rare type of car.

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 09:24 PM

Today, I had a pretty funny WTF moment. It's not to do with any glitches, but it made me go 'Normal day in Liberty City'

So I'm going to the Burger Shot in Beechwood City, and this car full of guys crashes into a Taxi. The taxi driver comes out and starts fighting. The Jamaicans in the car begin to fight as well. Then a few more men come to fight. As this is happening, a man with a baseball bat starts a fight with some other guys. Then the police arrive and a different group of Jamaicans begin shooting, while the taxi driver fight was still happening. Then a few more guns come out of Burger Shot and begin firing, until an EXPLOSION happens with a car and it causes a chain reaction. It just blew everyone away. Taxi driver, gangsters, police, baseball bat guy. All dead.

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 10:08 PM

I shot a police helicopter while I was on top of a small building. Then I looked away for 2 seconds, then next thing I know it landed on me and crushed me. WTF

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 01:21 AM

I haven't read this whole thread so sorry if something similar has already been posted.

Just playing TBoGT and I was in Algonquin, wanted to get over to Dukes for a Bulgarin mission so I hopped in a cab, thought I'll go to the bathroom and just let the taxi drive over instead of skipping. Wasn't gone too long but when I came back I had crossed the East Borough Bridge pursued by a sh*t load of cops and had a two star wanted level!! In my absence I can only assume the driver went straight through the toll booth (even though I didn't tell him to step on it) and perhaps ran a copper over. I sat in the car for some time watching the police shooting directly at me but nothing was happening so I stepped out and bam, dead. None of the cops near me had shotguns or anything, the whole thing was very odd!!

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 01:58 AM

I was riding my motorcycle and I end up hitting a car. The next thing I know, I end up on the train tracks (the train tracks were above me, anyway). It was a a Lolwtf moment.

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 02:24 AM

QUOTE (TheKryptonite @ Saturday, Nov 24 2012, 01:58)
I was riding my motorcycle and I end up hitting a car. The next thing I know, I end up on the train tracks (the train tracks were above me, anyway). It was a a Lolwtf moment.

My friend, you have made an invention, Car-apulting.

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 05:31 PM

I prefer the gotcha moments to the WTF moments.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:04 AM

Well you know that spot on the bridge from Bohan to Charge Island where the cop is pulling over the guy (and occasionally the trunk is up). Well yesterday, I kid you not, the cop had pulled over a friggin Ice Cream Truck. Couldn't stop laughing. lol.gif

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:10 AM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Nov 26 2012, 02:04)
Well you know that spot on the bridge from Bohan to Charge Island where the cop is pulling over the guy (and occasionally the trunk is up). Well yesterday, I kid you not, the cop had pulled over a friggin Ice Cream Truck. Couldn't stop laughing. lol.gif

Those new ice cream donuts are tasty I here

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 03:24 AM

I don't want to make a new thread for this but it is pretty wtf anyway...

No matter how many times I go to this spot in Alderney City:

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I see this:

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Every time! There is a car sitting there with a person in it trying to get out of the spot that they're in and they can't...

Happen to anyone else?


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Posted 26 November 2012 - 03:57 AM Edited by billy james, 26 November 2012 - 03:59 AM.

So I was playing GTA IV yesterday and I looking for the NRG 900 for Brucie when I found him he tried to get away but he didn't get far as he hit a car and went flying, I loled for quite some time

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 03:58 AM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Nov 26 2012, 03:24)
I don't want to make a new thread for this but it is pretty wtf anyway...

No matter how many times I go to this spot in Alderney City:

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I see this:

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Every time! There is a car sitting there with a person in it trying to get out of the spot that they're in and they can't...

Happen to anyone else?

Hahaha man so trying this after work !

Nice find btw.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 12:26 PM

WTF moment?
I was free roaming when I discovered the swingset glitch for the 1st time and I hadn't heard about it.
Then I thought: Which f*cking button did I just press to fly???

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 01:21 PM

I was playing GTA IV on PS3 I was in a bus going to the east holland police station crashing into the police cars parked out side. the policeman standing out side the cop station just watch me destroying the cop cars until I hit a pedestrian accidently and then he tried to stop me.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 01:32 PM

I was across the street in Alderney with my classic black Peyote Hardtop with custom interior. The streets were empty and there was a parked car ahead of me. I pulled out my RPG and when the time was perfect, I shot but some dumb ass Admiral came outta' nowhere and exploded in my face. I died sad.gif
Why do cars just spawn randomly?

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 03:16 AM

During the mission No. 1 Brucie and Niko are driving over to pick up Steve's car for a street race and Brucie tells Niko to touch his balls. Wasn't expecting that one.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:36 AM

Here is a nice moment:


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Posted 01 December 2012 - 03:48 PM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Nov 26 2012, 03:24)
I don't want to make a new thread for this but it is pretty wtf anyway...

No matter how many times I go to this spot in Alderney City:

user posted image

I see this:

user posted image

Every time! There is a car sitting there with a person in it trying to get out of the spot that they're in and they can't...

Happen to anyone else?

I had not notice this spot before so I went there last night and there the car was banging back and forth trying to get out. So I go over to steal the car and he pulls me out and we begin to fight. The cops show up and more cars that get stuck in that same spot. Eventually everyone is fighting.

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 06:54 AM

This isn't really a WTF moment, more of a funny moment. One of the funniest things I've seen in GTA:

I was on a NRG-900 riding around on the above-ground railway system in Dukes and before I know it I find this guy in black clothes walking down the rails. After about 30 seconds of following him on my motorcycle he pulls out his phone and dials a number. When they answer he says 'my life is meaningless' and 'my suicide won't even make page 3 in the Liberty Tree'. He promptly continues walking down the tracks and is hit by a train.

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:32 AM

Last night I had Niko stop at a traffic light, a patriot rammed the bike at the absolute slowest speed possible, Niko fell from the bike with half health yet died when the bike fell onto him. It was a true wtf.

Another time I was in a helicopter that was getting hit and decided to have Niko jump out ( he was above water so he would survive) but unknown to me was a police copter below...Niko hit the rotors, was propelled like some kind of sack boy into the air, bumped off two bridges and was still spinning until he hit the ground. Then a tiny tap by a scooter killed him as he was trying to get up. Seriously, surviving that and a SCOOTER is his deathfall? W T F....

I also had a wtf moment the first time I heard a pedestrian cry out "cheesy vaginas" and when I heard the advert on radio for"whizz flaps" phones ("what's in your whizz flaps").




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