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Darkshade12
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Posted 31 May 2011 - 06:07 PM

QUOTE (WorldofCog @ May 29 2011, 06:01)
I have lots of them:
I once drove into a gas pump in Algonquin with an "everything-proof" Landstalker. I ended up in Blue Hell, and landed inside a car on the Algonquin Bridge. (Vanilla)
I found a Regina in Star Junction while I was just driving around. I thought they only appeared in 1 mission? (TLaD)
I found a hobo driving an Infernus at the airport. Where'd he get all the money? (TBoGT)
I jumped out of an Annihilator in Westdyke, Alderney, and I somehow hit a traffic light and only lost a quarter of my health. (TBoGT)
I ended up tens of thousands of feet high after glitching with the parachute. (TBoGT)
Messing around with the magical swingset, I landed at the docks in Port Tudor. (From Broker to Alderney!) It happened in a Patriot. (TBoGT)
Pedestrians have been spawning in bizarre locations recently; inside the stage of Perestroika (Vanilla), on the Statue of Happiness's cup (TLaD), on a phone pole in Beechwood City (TBoGT), and on the swingset of death. (Dude was thrown thousands of feet away.) (TBoGT)

How'd you get a everything proof landstalker?

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#842

Posted 31 May 2011 - 07:21 PM

QUOTE (WorldofCog @ May 29 2011, 09:01)
I found a Regina in Star Junction

No, you didn't. Unless you drove one.

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Posted 12 June 2011 - 05:32 PM

QUOTE (Darkshade12 @ Tuesday, May 31 2011, 14:07)
QUOTE (WorldofCog @ May 29 2011, 06:01)
I have lots of them:
I once drove into a gas pump in Algonquin with an "everything-proof" Landstalker. I ended up in Blue Hell, and landed inside a car on the Algonquin Bridge. (Vanilla)
I found a Regina in Star Junction while I was just driving around. I thought they only appeared in 1 mission? (TLaD)
I found a hobo driving an Infernus at the airport. Where'd he get all the money? (TBoGT)
I jumped out of an Annihilator in Westdyke, Alderney, and I somehow hit a traffic light and only lost a quarter of my health. (TBoGT)
I ended up tens of thousands of feet high after glitching with the parachute. (TBoGT)
Messing around with the magical swingset, I landed at the docks in Port Tudor. (From Broker to Alderney!) It happened in a Patriot. (TBoGT)
Pedestrians have been spawning in bizarre locations recently; inside the stage of Perestroika (Vanilla), on the Statue of Happiness's cup (TLaD), on a phone pole in Beechwood City (TBoGT), and on the swingset of death. (Dude was thrown thousands of feet away.) (TBoGT)

How'd you get a everything proof landstalker?

You can get an everything-proof vehicle like this:
NOTE: This only works in GTA IV Base Game
1. Choose the car you wish to "proof" (preferably a rare vehicle)
2. Go on a date (I use Alex, although you can use any girlfriend. Kate is another good one for this)
3. Pick her up.
4. Scare her by firing a weapon INSIDE THE CAR. (You have to fire it inside, or else it will not work)

And another WTF moment that just happened to me:

I was driving an Infernus onto the East Borough Bridge, and I was travelling really fast, so I crashed into the back of a Landstalker, the driver died because it was a hard crash, and I was ejected from the windshield. So, as I'm getting thrown, my own Infernus runs me over! I died. mercie_blink.gif

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 06:45 PM

I wasn't even around to witness my WTF moment. I had to go do the dishes, so I thought it would be funny to leave Niko in the middle of traffic. I came back 5 minutes later to see me standing in the exact spot, with flaming cars on the sidewalk and me getting arrested. bored.gif It bugs me to this very day because I will never know what happened.

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Posted 17 June 2011 - 08:25 PM

QUOTE (Cheat @ Tuesday, May 31 2011, 15:21)
QUOTE (WorldofCog @ May 29 2011, 09:01)
I found a Regina in Star Junction

No, you didn't. Unless you drove one.

Oh, that is why I saw them. I had just finished "Heavy Toll" (the mission where they appear as escort cars), and had saved it at Niko's Bohan safehouse, then I drove off in an Innovation, and found them while driving to Star Junction. I eventually just jacked one parked on the street in Star Junction.

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 09:59 AM

i had a few the otherday i startded tbogt again i was in the middle of doing i luv lc i went to the dancefloor and hooked up wink.gif
as luis and the girl went into te stalll ssome random woman just walked into the stall with them. later that day i played on red dead for a bit i got a wanted level so i jumped on my horse but it was stuck inbetween a few boxes so when the horse was shot it threw the stallion and john abouth 100ft into the air and killed them.

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Posted 22 June 2011 - 07:00 AM

yesterday i shot a cop in the face with a rpg. it bounced of and killed a large group of peds.
also i was driving around with a wanted level and i found a random destroyed police maverick in the middle of the road

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 06:09 PM

I came to write this as soon as it happened. I was walking around the Hospital in Schottler, waiting for people to take cash out of the atm so I could stab them to death. I found a victim, and while he was walking away with me behind him, a black maverick fell out of the sky and right into the middle of the street. It absolutely wrecked a Peyote. I was so dumbfounded I didn't even laugh, all I could do was look around in confusion, trying to figure out what happened to cause the maverick to crash.

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 02:32 AM

Just starting my second play through and trying for 0 deaths and 0 arrests. Got to the mission where you chase Ivan to the top of the building. Last time I didn't save him so this time I decided I would. So i'm still on top of the building and get a phone call from Vlad I think. Talk to him and hung up, then somehow I managed to fall off the f*cking building... Been about an hour since I saved the game, i thought "oh sh*t gonna have to load it back since im about to die" so Niko is falling and begins to scream and boom I somehow landed on top of a f*cking light pole. Niko smashes onto it and tears some metal off it and then safely lands to the ground with the broken pole falling down. I got very luck on that.

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 05:16 PM

I tossed away a black guy at Hove Beach and got in my car. The guy stood up, and pulled me out of the vehicle. Then immediately, two skinheads came there and started stabbing him with a knife... I was like wtf

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 02:56 AM

In northern Algonquin, after fighting with one of the pedestrians, I jumped over a railing as he was getting up and landing on top of him suddenly propelled him a couple feet into the air before falling down again. It was one of those moments when the physics would do something crazy.

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 11:53 AM

I was playing online in a random game I didnt know anyone in the game and some guy was in the passenger seat of my sultan RS and I was going extremely fast then all of a sudden I crashed into a wall and I went flying through the windscreen it was only a minute later that i realised that you never ever fly through your windsreen in multiplayer it only happens in single player and ive never seen it happen since.

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 02:07 AM

When I crashed an helicopter in Happiness Statue, I fell off the helicopter and the helicopter fell on me.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 01:18 PM Edited by wolfy boy, 10 April 2012 - 02:19 PM.

bringing this back as no has posted in almost a year
the other day i was messing around by the old hospital and i heard on of the homeless guys say "sometimes i feel that life is a video game" lolololololol

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 01:57 PM

My biggest WTF Moment was: I just drive across the street, really fast. Nothing is in front of me, and whoooooop ma damn car just make a backflip and lands back on the wheels. This happened like 3 - 4 times since 2008 now. And it's always different. Frontflip / Backflip etc.. But always land on the wheels. Thats just like "OMG DID YA SAW DAT DUH". biggrin.gif

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 02:16 PM

I'm driving proper fast and some invisible barrier just stops my car as I crash into it...then this mystical object was visible, it was a block of concrete...damn lag glitches.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 02:22 PM

One time I shot out one of the tyres of a random car in traffic, then suddenly the car stopped, the female driver got out, burst into flames and burnt to a charred corpse next to her car door.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 06:41 PM

Listening to push it to the limit while riding through middle park on a sanchez.Out of nowhere a ped says "I gotta push it to the limit". notify.gif Dafuq


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Posted 09 April 2012 - 09:10 PM

QUOTE (WorldofCog @ Sunday, May 29 2011, 06:01)
I found a hobo driving an Infernus at the airport. Where'd he get all the money? (TBoGT)

It's probably Jerry.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 10:15 PM

Yesterday or two days ago, I hit a taxi. The taxi driver tried to pull me out and I dragged him for a bit. Some oncoming traffic hit him, but not enough to kill him. So, I decided to let him pull me out so he could just punch me a bit more and get it over with, but that's not what happened. I think the oncoming traffic hit screwed his AI wiring up, because instead of fist fighting me when he pulled me out of my super GT, he just got in and drove away in it. I had to spawn another super GT for myself. It was kind of funny though. But man, that was my save slot car that wouldn't disappear if I used a spawn cheat. Also, it was on my favorite radio station.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:21 PM

this is one that used to happen a lot but not so much now sometimes when i get hit by a car niko would be a flip (front or back depending on how it hit him) he would land on his feet

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 10:42 PM

Was in Middle Park, saw a cop speaking into his walkie-talkie. He then dropped it so I picked it up and aimed to throw it at his head. I missed, hit a female jogger. She slammed into the fence, glitched after she fell to the floor and died.

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 11:44 PM

QUOTE (WorldofCog @ Tuesday, May 31 2011, 01:57)
Yeah, I've seen invisible peds in the subway stations, and also inside the Statue of Happiness and in the Star Junction Burger Shot.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 09:06 AM

Just got done with the Packie mission against the Italians. Got to shore safely and parted ways with Packie... Waved a taxi over because I was low health and didn't want to risk dying so I wanted to quick travel to the safehouse... Got in and received a call from Packie.... I wasn't really paying attention as the cab took off, there was some sort of traffic jam, heard some cars hitting eachother, my first person cab view was aimed to the ceiling of the car for some reason.. and then came a splash... I first realized that it was my cab when I noticed it bobbing from side to side... I frantically tried to hang up the phone and get out of the cab before my life was affected... But by then it was too late...

That was my first death on this playthrough. Grr.

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 05:11 PM Edited by Lisha, 14 April 2012 - 10:30 PM.

This happened just now! I took Alex to a bar in Algonquin, then Kiki shows up in the cutscene. She starts shouting "SLUT, HE'S MINE YOU WHORE!" but then it phased out with us in the bar. My game crashed afterwards, but I'm gonna try and do it again.

It's weird because when I asked Alex out on the date, Kiki called me immediately afterwards and asked if I could pick her up from the hospital. I said no, so she must've stalked me. cry.gif


Got evidence here:

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Go to that bar with Alex (might work with other girlfriends) and Kiki will appear there and shout stuff at you.
She's walking towards Alex and Niko.

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 03:01 AM

So I was going for the Gobble Gobble trophy so I had been bowling for awhile
After I got it, I exited the game and started to walk towards the door to leave the building when I saw this guy come booking it in the bowling alley so I just started to watch him for a sec to see what he would do. About a second later his buddy came running through the door and they both started to beat the living s*** out of me while the first guy said "That's the guy who spilled ketchup on me!!" and they ended up killing me cuz I had low health. I just started to crack up and was like "WTF!!!???" lol.gif

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 01:05 AM

Sorry for 3-month bump, but just had another WTF moment:
In TBoGT, I was running around the Rotterdam Tower's observation area, hitting people with the "Super Punch" cheat. All but 1 person remained unconscious. So while I was running around, that 1 person (a young lady) came in front of me, stopped, and then suddenly jumped off the building, screaming to her death!

I am not joking when I said that.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:06 AM Edited by The_Anti-tragedy, 15 July 2012 - 02:18 AM.

I went to the old Sprunk factory on Alderney in multiplayer in TBOGT and I went up to the roof. Foolishly thinking I can parachute from there, I went up the stairs with the one-side rail. I fell off the side, and the part that is placed on the big hole in the factory roof, when I landed on it, it came off and it fell along with me, and I almost died after I landed inside the factory.
QUOTE (WorldofCog @ Sunday, May 29 2011, 06:01)
I found a hobo driving an Infernus at the airport. Where'd he get all the money? (TBoGT)

I remember in GTA III when I beat up some homeless-looking man he had a huge amount of money.

Another thing happened in GTA IV multiplayer I was on a motorcycle and I was in somewhere in Dukes, I hit a little curb on a grassy part of the sidewalk. Instead of just doing a small backflip, my motorcycle went I think 40 ft. high, and the front part of my bike landed on the ledge of a fire escape, then it fell on the ground, on its wheels.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:52 AM

I was being chased by a cop until a taxi ran him down and killed him

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 07:08 AM

I was in an Annihilator with one of my mates on Vanilla Version when I realised he jumped out. We were above the park in outlook or whatever it's called in Central Broker. So I jumped out and landed on the fence that goes around the park and survived with still about 76% of my health left. And mind you I was actually really really high up when I jumped out. Weird. lol.gif




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