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#691

Posted 18 February 2010 - 05:31 PM Edited by Pablo--, 18 February 2010 - 05:33 PM.

Last time I was playing GTA IV on Xbox 360 and I was fighting with a guy from hamburgers
I started kicking him until he died when he died he was laying on the floor with hand straight
it was looking that he wanted to do superman stunt biggrin.gif

And I was playing on PC too I was running from the cop on some street there was fast car
parked and I wanted to steal it but the cop catch me and niko said:
"Yes arrest me asshole" LOL

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 06:40 PM Edited by FurySerenity, 19 February 2010 - 02:23 AM.

Got another one.

So I am doing Deconstruction for beginnners (which I still haven't passed). The first, second, third time, I did it and died. Everything went smooth at the first part. Kill the snipers, go into the construction place.

Well, the fourth time I shot the first sniper. Everything fine. Second Sniper cool. Third sniper.... bam! Suddenly, sirens everywhere, cops near me, two stars! I got killed before I even got in the construction place! WTF!

Gaah, I hate this mission so badly!

Edit: YAY! Finally passed the mission!

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 01:22 AM

one wtf moment is when i was speeding up the road and slammed up into a copcar and they didn't care, but later i tapped one and they got pissed and chased me...
wut?

another one was at the swingset, i launched myself, landed, drove back, and the swingset was missing. wtf?

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 02:43 AM

A heli came out of no where and hit me but didnt kill me......so my char slid across the floor then my teamate came with a truck and hit me when i was down so i taugh that it was over......i was wrong my teammate wiht a rpg mistook me for an enemy and shot me i went flying throught the air....then out of no where the heli came back around and hit me with blades
so i died i was like WTFH???

Another one was we was all flying helis in a TDM we was so concentraiting on shooting down eachother that we all went out of the map a message came up saying
"you are to far from the action turn around or suffer the consequences"
unfortuatly all 18 of us didnt see it. Was like
Haters Wanna Be died
DBundercover died
GodIsAirbourne died

and thats my WTF moments blush.gif wink.gif

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:33 AM

Yesterday I was in a Rancher coming off the beach in Alderney (up the hill by the old Casino) and onto the road. I didn't try to join the traffic as there was a Pinnacle driving by so I decided to spin it out for fun, so I hit it around the back wheelarch area and it spun 180 degrees. There were 2 people in it and they got out and had a punch up! then one of them got back in and tried to drive off (they couldn't because I was blocking the route with my Rancher). Then the other person that had got out, dragged the person that was trying to drive away out and drove off at high speed, so I chased her in my Rancher and she crashed at traffic lights, got out and ran off.


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Posted 19 February 2010 - 02:30 PM

QUOTE (FurySerenity @ Feb 18 2010, 18:40)
Got another one.

So I am doing Deconstruction for beginnners (which I still haven't passed). The first, second, third time, I did it and died. Everything went smooth at the first part. Kill the snipers, go into the construction place.

Well, the fourth time I shot the first sniper. Everything fine. Second Sniper cool. Third sniper.... bam! Suddenly, sirens everywhere, cops near me, two stars! I got killed before I even got in the construction place! WTF!

Gaah, I hate this mission so badly!

Edit: YAY! Finally passed the mission!

The first time I tried Deconstruction For Beginners, I got caught out by the red (explosive) barrels on the top of the site. I was nearly through the mission when one of the gangsters must have hit a barrel with a shot, and the next thing I know Niko is doing a slow-mo through the air and I'm thinking WTF! Next time, I made a point of sniping them in advance as I proceeded through the mission, just so they were not a menace and it also takes out a few gangsters too. smile.gif

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 05:21 PM

QUOTE (nikobitch @ Jul 19 2008, 21:12)
cops take hookers in their car mercie_blink.gif

lol dude...you're on a gta fan site with a sh*tty saints row pic? smile.gif )) pathetic happy.gif

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 09:34 PM

I was playing Hangman's NOOSE with some chums. Everything is going as routine, we get Petrovic in a chopper and fly away as planned. Our pilot crash lands the chopper on the baseball field as usual, but when the completion cut scene comes it glitches. The helicopter is still there and the blades hit Petrovic, sending him miles up into the sky, probably even breaking the sky-box. He is dead but still talking about how he is grateful for us saving him, etc. For like 3 minutes it just follows his limp corpse drifting through the sky. We couldn't skip it but we were too busy laughing our ASSES off to care.

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 01:01 AM

i was just playing in a turf war in bohan . i stopped a car and got in the passenger side but the driver stayed in and began giving me a slow guided tour of bohan . i was laughing my ass off and only got out because we were approaching the russians and i was a sitting duck.
freaky sh*t man but we still won the game.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 04:17 PM

my turn, tounge.gif after i took brucie and the girls home after a heli ride,i got out of the chopper and when the game spawned me in front of the building i heard an explosion from above and the girls screaming and then i heard brucie say "yeah!" damn i'm playing the game all the time and this never happened before! it was hilarious! biggrin.gif

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:44 PM

Doing a swingset in a Vincent, and the car goes waaaaaaaaay over Broker, but then hits the front of a really big building next to the expressway. Niko is thrown out of the car, and I thought he was a goner for sure, when he landed on his feet, like a f*cking cat, on this tiny little service ledge sticking out of the building. For a split second I though "phew", then realised that he was too high up to survive a jump down, and that little ledge seemed to be on its own. So I tried to get him to jump to the nearest wall, but of course he smacked down and bought it. But I still cannot understand how he managed to get on to that tinchy little ledge. The man's a legend. cool.gif

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 10:08 AM

I was driving a car but it got too damaged that it cannot go any further. It used my health and repair cheat and then the car flew in the air, then fell on the ground while niko fell out.

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#703

Posted 27 February 2010 - 05:11 PM

Yesterday, Niko and Roman went to a restaurant and I had to take him to the safehouse in Bohan. So I stopped infront of my saved cars,not giving Roman enough room to get out. So he punched Niko, who fell out and then grabbed the car's wheel, I though he was going to drive off! But int he end he just got out.

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 04:38 PM

Once, when I stole a car, I squished the driver between the door and the car against another building, and she went flying out of the gap tounge.gif

Another thing- the first time I set off a big explosion in the middle of traffic, I noticed that there tons of people running after me! I had made an angry mob! I don't know why that always happens....

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#705

Posted 28 February 2010 - 10:03 PM

Just earlier today I was going uber fast on a motorcycle when a damn taxi came out from around a blind-corner. I hit the front fender, Niko goes flying and goes face-first into the pavement. Then out of the blue and motorcycle falls from the sky right on to the back of Niko's cranium, killing him.
It was epic.

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#706

Posted 28 February 2010 - 11:41 PM

QUOTE (Daniel4 @ Feb 27 2010, 09:11)
Yesterday, Niko and Roman went to a restaurant and I had to take him to the safehouse in Bohan. So I stopped infront of my saved cars,not giving Roman enough room to get out. So he punched Niko, who fell out and then grabbed the car's wheel, I though he was going to drive off! But int he end he just got out.

That has happened to me before. It went like this:

*pushes Niko out of the car*

Roman: "I'm sorry, BUT THIS MINE!"

Niko: "Hey!"

True story, I think R* actually decided to record car-jacking (and maybe other types of crime) dialogue for all the characters.

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:02 AM

Once, on a motorbike, going about the speed of sprinting, so like, not fast at all, i have a head on with a taxi going around the same speed. Niko flies of the bike at a tremendous speed, taking out a light post, and im not sure but i think the helmet saved me bcos i flew and hit my head on the side of a car( i always put on my helmet incase of suicidal.gif ). it was just crazy, tha speed i got from that tiny collision!

another great one i was having fun at the swingset and my car gets launched and i fly out of the window in the same direction as the car. i hit the corner of a building and street and live. im thinking: awesome--im alive!!. the car i thought was gone then smooshes me into the road suicidal.gif suicidal.gif suicidal.gif suicidal.gif suicidal.gif

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 12:13 PM

Just now mowed down everyone in the mission "Holland Nights" then the message comes up Lose Your Wanted Level - so what did I do, completely by accident, drove right up the road into the still OFF-LIMITS Alderney and 6 stars for my trouble - I didn't last too long after that!

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 05:16 PM

Once i landed with a parachute in Port Tudor and there was ropes on the ground.
I landed and get caught into the ropes. I died in a weird glitch...

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 12:17 PM

I think the best WTF moment I've had is when I used the Invincibility mod on the ScriptNet by GhostGum, I went down to a beach next to a long stairway with no banisters that leads down the the beach.
I got a wanted level and shot the cops as they came down, they all would fall down and go 'splat' on the sand tounge.gif

But once I got bored and used the cheat to remove my wanted level, I went to the top of the stairs, two cops got in their car, drove off the stairway because he had no room to manouver and exploded, even when it was in perfect condition.
I just HAD to save it to the movie editor tounge.gif

I'll probably make a compilation of WTF moments soon, it's awesome to sit and laugh at the simple yet funny things that happen.

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 08:17 PM

I was stood looking at the damage I had done to a taxi after I flew into it with my Heli, when another taxi flew and landed infront of me, as if some unusually strong person threw it towards me. wow.gif

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Posted 06 March 2010 - 12:09 AM

Just walking out of the safehouse and being run over by a cop in a high speed pursuit suicidal.gif

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:40 AM

I'm not sure if this is a known glitch but...

I was waiting for a subway train in Bohan to Algonquin. The train was approaching and I was on the yellow line near the edge of the platform. As the train approached, I fell through the floor and flew forward into the train. (all the while maintaining my normal standing position) When I hit the train, Niko yells and dies.

It was frustrating, but upon thinking of it afterwards it was pretty funny.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:37 AM

The glitch when you seem some random person who is frozen in mid-fall while falling off a bike. tounge.gif ph34r.gif

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 06:11 AM

I crashed into a motorbike with two peds on it. the first ped got onto the bike, then the 2nd came and threw him off the bike, than the 2nd one sat there so the 1st ped threw the 2nd ped off, then the 2nd ped sat there and threw the 1st ped off, they pretty much threw eachother off the bike over and over and over

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#716

Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:36 AM

I was driving really fast in a car and hit a tree. But it didn't stop my car, it drove up the tree and then I hit a branch or something. It caused me to go through the windshield and I landed on the roof of the building right next to the tree.

No joke. This happened less than a week ago. It was crazy.

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#717

Posted 20 March 2010 - 10:51 AM

This is a lol moment, but anyways:

I was on a 6 star getaway, heading west in the highway between Algonquin and Dukes.
So I was right over Colonel Island, and I thought to seek cover in the island, so I turned on the right road down to the island.
I, however, ended up hitting the edge of the bridge and flew right towards the sea, and to save a couple of under-water-getaway seconds I pressed Y to hop out of the car. This didn't help me though, the spinning car hitted Niko and I lost a bunch of health and hitted the water quite soon.
I swam away from the murderous cop boats to the island, but when I got to the dock, a police Patriot drove down to the water and sunk me.

I woulda get away if I hadn't hopped out of the damn car lol.gif

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 11:27 AM

I was outside one of my safe houses, went on a killing spree, killed off every cop in a 5 star radious, it took about 10 min or so before more cops were spawned. That surely was a "wtf where are the cops" moment.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 12:02 PM

Is the Swingset thing a glitch or did R* put it in there secretly? Wasnt it in SA aswell?

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 04:20 PM

QUOTE (Geetar_Axel @ Mar 20 2010, 04:02)
Is the Swingset thing a glitch or did R* put it in there secretly? Wasnt it in SA aswell?

Rockstar didn't put it there on purpose, and there never was a swingset glitch for San Andreas.




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