The Lost and Damned
The Ballad of Gay Tony
Posted 31 December 2009 - 06:14 AM
Posted 31 December 2009 - 09:10 AM
|QUOTE (TonyClifton @ Dec 30 2009, 23:38)|
|This WTF moment was a real surprise. Niko was driving away fast from pursuing cops and NOOSE on a 5 star chase, coming through Rotterdam Hill in Broker and into the pedestrian area just above where Brucie lives. Driving down the steps there and onto the circular area of that pedestrian area, I decided to drive Niko over the edge into Boabo, hoping to take a few following cop vehicles with him. Niko's car goes over and survives, and Niko crawls out. I run him through the alleyways in the area where he has landed, round the corner and smack into a platoon of crouching NOOSE operatives, with a bunch of cops either side of them. No time to stop, just keep running, I thought. Niko keeps running, they do nothing, Niko bumps into one and says "Excuse me" (!) and the NOOSE guy replies "Watch where you're going" (!), but apart from that they do not react. The wanted stars are on alert, but they just stay where they are. I keep Niko running right down that road before there is any reaction. Jacking a car, I get him out of Boabo and out of trouble. Why he wasn't shot to pieces, I do not know. I guess no-one was expecting him to drop over that edge.|
Happened to me. I shot somebody then got a car and drove off before the police got there, on my way I drove past two squad cars and they did nothing. So I guess if you get in or out of a car before anyone can see you they don't know you changed the car. When you do and they know aboutyou ussually hear the police radio say like:
Suspect on foot eastbound bla bla
But if you get a car before they get there they won't follow you. It doesn't work all the time, but happened to me a few.
Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:55 PM
Posted 01 January 2010 - 08:24 PM
|QUOTE (fawlty_towers @ Dec 31 2009, 06:14)|
|hahah, I'm still laughing my arse off about this one ...was just drivin around under the highway bridge at charge island. been on high speed and passed that little wooden "bridge". while taking a nice jump, I noticed a car in front of me which I was keen on crashing while in the air. the crash succeeded and I've continued driving. but when I got pass that deformed car I've noticed some strange orange-lighting object behind me. I turned back and saw that the driver fell out of the car, covered in flames and screaming. 2 seconds later, his car also started to burn and exploded. great stuff to know that you can hit another car from behind with a taxi on top speed to make it explode|
Was it a Ford Pinto?
Posted 04 January 2010 - 09:20 PM
|QUOTE (J.A.G. @ Jan 1 2010, 20:24)|
Was it a Ford Pinto?
yo hahah, the exact same car I just drove and that randomly exploded
Posted 05 January 2010 - 02:15 PM
EDIT: Almost straight after that, after getting out of hospital, I went to Lynch Street station. I went up, waiting for a train and I was walking some guy ran into me. I thought nothing of it and waited for a train. Then, a cop came and pointed his gun at the supposed criminal. Nothing happened for about a minute so I pushed the criminal onto the train tracks. The cop continued to point a gun. A train stopped nearby and the criminal walked over to it. The cop jumped onto the train tracks and continue to point his gun. As expected, the train went and ran them over, but it's pretty damn funny how people in the game are so stupid.
Edited by 123robot, 05 January 2010 - 02:27 PM.
Posted 05 January 2010 - 04:07 PM
Posted 05 January 2010 - 06:29 PM
|QUOTE (johncs154 @ Jan 5 2010, 17:07)|
|My first WTF moment was when I first played the game and I thought they still had the good citizen bonus and I shot a guy a cop was chasing.. turns out I got a start and got arrested myself.|
Even if the bonus was still there, you can't just shoot the criminals, only fists or melee, I believe.
Posted 05 January 2010 - 09:49 PM
GTA IV has so many funny and wtf moments. That is what I love most about it.
Posted 06 January 2010 - 03:17 PM
I was at a train station in Bohan and jumped on a train and then jumped onto an awning. I saw that building that Manny told you to go in and kill those guys so I decided to jump on the roof and enter through the skylight and then attract cops to have a fight with them inside. As I was jumping on, I could see through the skylight and it was just blue all inside. When I landed, I lost a bit of health and then suddenly I glitched and went through the roof, hit the ground and died. I noticed when I was dead that the interior wasn't fully loaded because all I saw were the walls, ceiling, floor, some shadows and places where lights had shined. The whole place was also poorly detailed. I think that the game didn't load the interior because I hadn't entered through any of the intended entrances.
Posted 07 January 2010 - 08:30 AM
50+ - hooker
30+ - taxidriver
40+ - ped
= thank you,come again
Edited by P.C.M., 07 January 2010 - 08:38 AM.
Posted 07 January 2010 - 06:16 PM
I got 5 stars on me and i was driving in Chinatown with my F620 because i knew that there was always police snipers there.
I cruised along the streets until i had red health. Cop shot headshot on me but my car didnt explode. After 3-4 seconds my car exploded into pieces.
Posted 09 January 2010 - 12:24 PM
So today I decided to play a bit of IV and after some time of playing SP I decided to go play MP.
After I got tired of FM I joined a race.
It was just me and another guy and the settings were Free mode/Random track.
Now the epic moment happened on the track "Sinners and Saints" It's from the prison to Colony's cemetery.
Once the race started I got off the prison and quickly got in a car (banshee).
He was getting behind too much so I thought it was an easy win, I was wrong.
When I got out of the booth tunnel going to Algonquin he was closing on me fast and took a different (faster) route.
I eventually met up with him just before the bridge to Colony island and I saw that his car was a vincent so I thought "I'll easily outrun him on the straight road ahead the bridge" but again I was wrong. Just after I got off the little bridge my freakin' car gets on fire "Oh for f*cks sake" but I didn't give up and continued driving my flaming banshee right behind him. I eventually bailed out BUT at the same time the other guy crashed and guess what? The explosion from my car puts his on fire "Holy sh*t that was f*cking epic". And while laughing my way on foot I quickly got in a car and epically won the race
Posted 10 January 2010 - 12:03 AM
at the end there is a staircase, I had too much speed so I jump insted of drive down that staircase, so I crash and fly out of the car, I then fall down at the stairs and roll down, the car i flew out of right behind me driving over me, killing me.
Posted 11 January 2010 - 01:35 PM
nothing special there, but the good thing was, there was this industrial-sized bin behind him with a bit of wood sticking out from it, the wood ends up getting 90% of the splatter and it's pretty much all red. Sweet.
Posted 11 January 2010 - 02:36 PM
Posted 11 January 2010 - 07:43 PM
Posted 12 January 2010 - 02:45 AM
When my video card died and I realized I can't play IV anymore.
It's all good tho, I still have 2 years on the warranty. But if the manufacturer won't do anything about it, I'll just have to buy another one. But 2 weeks stuck on integrated graphics is like a crackhead going 2 weeks without a rock.
Posted 12 January 2010 - 07:53 AM
After that, I was like "WTF are Jamaican gangsters trying to do? SAVE ME?"
Posted 12 January 2010 - 11:03 AM
Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:00 PM
I'm going to see if I could do this with everyone (probably been done,if so.....cred's to the original poster). My bad.
Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:42 PM
Posted 17 January 2010 - 10:27 PM
then he takes the girls car and arrests her, . a very common thing but it is a wtf thing
Posted 17 January 2010 - 10:50 PM
Posted 18 January 2010 - 12:13 AM
Roman's cab driver just stopping for no reason.
Posted 21 January 2010 - 12:58 PM
Epic WTF just some seconds ago.
I wanna get the one man army and the walk away at the same time. I get my six legally, and drive off with my comet. The thing is that a friend calls, so I'm like "Man, if I go to my friend's I would loose the stars!" so I sped to the place. My comet was alright, pay n sprays work a lot. I went to my friends and the cutscene starts. Around five cop cars go flying past my comet and they start rolling. My friend gets in and I see the five rolling cars going around the street. The stars where there, so I sped to the show. As soon as I accelerated, I hit a cop car in mid-air, causing it to roll around falling and exploding. Aonther car comes flaming on with the power of the explosion plus him accelerating, making a boost to us. I end up in the show place. I rush in and see the show. When I finish, three cops enter the place. As I shoot everybody takes his weapons out and a major gunfight starts. My friend got sprayed with bullets. The red message "Your friend is injured". I roll to where I can cover and throw two granades. Both go off, one softening up and killing, and the other in mid air, killing the cops. I rolled to the door and got in my yellow comet. I sped and went over five cops. I decided I needed to go to a mission, but I was in Broker when the mission is in Algonquin. I speed how I can, and when I go through charge island, all the cops start piling up. I handbrake and get out. Three well placed granades blow the hell outta them. I get in my car and go to the mission.Im in algonquin, speeding to the marker. I get the one man army. Suddenly, the cops kill me but my comet spins out into the marker. Everything went on as normal, and when I got off I had all my health back, and the "Walk Free" achievment. That was a lot.
Edited by YamiFly, 21 January 2010 - 01:15 PM.
Posted 21 January 2010 - 10:16 PM
|QUOTE (Bates_GTA @ Jul 18 2008, 12:42)|
| Now i havn't seen a GTA IV version in this section so i thought i'd start one. Has anything ever happened to you on GTA IV and it's just like "ZOMG, WTF" well post what happened here, pictures and video are welcome |
To start it off, i only really play GTA IV online, But the Swing glitch amazed me the most, so thats my moment, im sure theres more to come.
LOL I never get tired of amusing myself with the possessed swing in the park. The first time I wandered into it and it flung me halfway across the island I knew this was gonna be a spot of endless entertainment for me.
Posted 21 January 2010 - 10:21 PM