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100 things GTA IV has taught you.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 02:49 PM

28. If you beat someone to death and leave their dead body in the middle of the street, no one, including cops, will care. Instead, they will walk over the body.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 02:52 PM

29. The authorities donít mind you landing a helicopter in the middle of the cityís high security prison, or climbing over the heavily guarded walls using a truck. But BY GOD YOUíRE A DEAD MAN IF YOU SET ONE FOOT IN THE AIRPORT!!!!!

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#33

Posted 03 July 2008 - 02:52 PM

30. In the words of Chuck D : "Don't believe the hype"

ps. i love gta 4, just a bit dissappointed

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 03:00 PM

31. XBOX Live is full of racists. Either that or a lot of racists play this game haha.

Some of the stuff I hear online...jeeeeeeeeesus.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 03:05 PM

32. Girlfriends are only good for getting discounts on cloths or lowering your wanted level. Hell maybe even get some health while your at it. Just gotta hope they answer their phone.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 03:07 PM

33. It is impossible to run with a phone in your hand

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 03:14 PM

34. IF you kill 200 pigions you get nothing as a reward.... sneaky2.gif

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 03:45 PM

QUOTE (XxLDCxX @ Jul 3 2008, 15:14)
34. IF you kill 200 pigions you get nothing as a reward.... sneaky2.gif

34a..... and absolutely no bother from the RSPCA!

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 03:48 PM

35. There are no nice sneakers in Liberty City.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 03:54 PM

You cant tap a cop car while in a car and theyll just yell, "You Wanna Ticket!!!"

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 03:55 PM

36 - cars don't always catch fire within seconds of you rolling them.
now that one did shock me

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 03:57 PM

37. If you don't have a pair of Fingerless Gloves, the world is coming to an end.

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#43

Posted 03 July 2008 - 04:05 PM

QUOTE (james iz ere @ Jul 3 2008, 10:42)
20. That you can run over lamposts, you can run over fences but don't f*** with bus stops.

i thought that was quite hilarious


38. It is impossible for someone to run you over which leads to you wanting the most gruesome revenge possible and you will go to any means to chase them down and do that.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 04:08 PM

QUOTE (fishing4monkeys @ Jul 3 2008, 14:41)
26a:
Planes never land...they just circle the city at various altitudes.(those poor passengers)

26b:
Planes never take off...they just circle the runway.(those poor passengers)

oh and planes do take off, in multiplayer i flew in a chopper behind the jet engine thing at the side as it took off and it nailed me biggrin.gif

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 04:08 PM

39. going on your computer will keep u safe from police biggrin.gif

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 04:11 PM

40. You can't kill everyone; but I sure as hell am still trying.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 04:16 PM

41. liberty city has the worst police force in the world but the best doctors

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 05:10 PM

42: never get excited before a game is released and never believe a hype.

if its to good to be true than it proberly is.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 05:15 PM

43. Riding a sports bike at full speed into a car can turn you into superman and decrease the amount of time it takes to reach your desired destination, unless the landing kills you.

I love this game!!!! lol.gif

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 05:27 PM

44. People inside the cars catches fire at the slighest bump into them

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#51

Posted 03 July 2008 - 05:29 PM

45. dont buy everything rockstar serves up. lol. rampage_ani.gif i still stand by my statement. screw ping pong.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 06:22 PM

46. Pigeons dont actually fly, they just find an empty glowing red spot and sit there for the rest of their lives.

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 06:44 PM

47. If you phone your girlfriend, she will undo all the felonies like shooting that cop in the cock for you!

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#54

Posted 03 July 2008 - 06:47 PM

QUOTE (WigglemyNizzle @ Jul 3 2008, 18:22)
46. Pigeons dont actually fly, they just find an empty glowing red spot and sit there for the rest of their lives.

lol effing classic!

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#55

Posted 03 July 2008 - 07:01 PM

48. Santa Claus is now a biker. He may also carry a gun with him.

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#56

Posted 03 July 2008 - 07:39 PM

Queueing for it for three hours, was well worth it cool.gif

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#57

Posted 03 July 2008 - 08:04 PM

49. You can smash a car up with a baseball bat in front of the police but if the owner of said car does anything about it, hes getting nicked!

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#58

Posted 03 July 2008 - 08:15 PM

QUOTE (NicoB @ Jul 3 2008, 17:27)
44. People inside the cars catches fire at the slighest bump into them

I think that happens because the NPC is smoking inside the car and drops the cigarette on him/herself. Not sure though.

50. I can escape the cops on a moped.

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#59

Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:23 PM

51: swings are dangerous

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#60

Posted 03 July 2008 - 10:12 PM Edited by jarfullofarts, 03 July 2008 - 10:18 PM.

This game has taught me that video games are like plants. You buy the game, but you have to wait five or six months before you can enjoy it (dlc)




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