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davoelol
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#1

Posted 28 June 2008 - 10:47 AM

Hey,

So I was cruising along Broker one night in GTA IV and I spotted one of those female hookers. I drove up beside her, honked the horn and she ran off into the night... however, some strange guy was leaning against the wall, and after I'd scared off the hooker he came up to the car and the option to take HER for a ride popped up.

Has this happened to anyone else? mercie_blink.gif mercie_blink.gif mercie_blink.gif

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 10:52 AM

never had that happen but the big question is did you take him for a 'ride'?

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 10:52 AM

no...... oh wait!...... no, no it hasnt happened to me.
(glitch)

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 10:55 AM

so what happened next? are you sitting on a biiiiig soft cusion?

danm i hope thats for real, its the weird sort of stuff the game needs lol.gif

mind you, the guy in the weapons shop not so keen on b** fun,
(gotta watch those mods they been slapping my wrist too much on inuendos)

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 10:56 AM

QUOTE (hairy-bear1987 @ Jun 28 2008, 10:52)
never had that happen but the big question is did you take him for a 'ride'?

actually yes... lol it was hilarious
except i got the censored aus version so couldnt see what was happening

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 08:37 PM

I can never seem to find hookers

not that im actually looking for them

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE (155 @ Jun 28 2008, 20:37)
I can never seem to find hookers

not that im actually looking for them

Pretty much solved your own problem there, huh?



@ OP: This is the sort of funny stuff the game needs to be interesting again.

Funny story lol.gif

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 08:45 PM

QUOTE (Kthreeone @ Jun 28 2008, 20:41)
QUOTE (155 @ Jun 28 2008, 20:37)
I can never seem to find hookers

not that im actually looking for them

Pretty much solved your own problem there, huh?

yea pretty much

but whenever i decide to look for them i get bored cause i cant find them

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE (155 @ Jun 28 2008, 20:45)
QUOTE (Kthreeone @ Jun 28 2008, 20:41)
QUOTE (155 @ Jun 28 2008, 20:37)
I can never seem to find hookers

not that im actually looking for them

Pretty much solved your own problem there, huh?

yea pretty much

but whenever i decide to look for them i get bored cause i cant find them

They're around certain areas.

Usualy in groups of 3, wearing prossie clothes, just standing at the side of the road. Just look around the rough areas, such as under the elevated train tracks.

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 08:53 PM

Niko should whore himself out for cash when he's broke ... or bored.

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 08:58 PM

QUOTE (Kthreeone @ Jun 28 2008, 20:53)
QUOTE (155 @ Jun 28 2008, 20:45)
QUOTE (Kthreeone @ Jun 28 2008, 20:41)
QUOTE (155 @ Jun 28 2008, 20:37)
I can never seem to find hookers

not that im actually looking for them

Pretty much solved your own problem there, huh?

yea pretty much

but whenever i decide to look for them i get bored cause i cant find them

They're around certain areas.

Usualy in groups of 3, wearing prossie clothes, just standing at the side of the road. Just look around the rough areas, such as under the elevated train tracks.

Cheers

i'll have a look next time i play

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 09:18 PM

Male hooker. Interestinggggg

Are you sure it was actually a man and not a manly lady?

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 09:20 PM

Boy George is in GTA 4? wow.gif

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 09:27 PM

QUOTE (Kennenlerner @ Jun 28 2008, 16:18)
Male hooker. Interestinggggg

Are you sure it was actually a man and not a manly lady?

lol, a manly lady? A lady that goes, "Hi! I'm Mandy!" in a deep voice? lol.gif

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 10:59 PM

Hooker with A Penis!

TOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! devil.gif

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 01:40 AM

Same thing happened to me..

ironic thing was it was romaN ph34r.gif

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 02:05 AM

QUOTE (Kennenlerner @ Jun 28 2008, 21:18)
Male hooker. Interestinggggg

Are you sure it was actually a man and not a manly lady?

nah it was one of those skinny bold peds (man) bored.gif

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 04:46 AM

I'm doubting this.

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 05:44 AM

QUOTE (Kreepman @ Jun 29 2008, 04:46)
I'm doubting this.

I'm sure it was just Lola.
She is rather manly looking. confused.gif

Actually I have seen groups of male peds huddled
together like hookers (hands on hips, doing the 'pole' tease)

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 09:03 PM

QUOTE (GTAGangsta58 @ Jun 28 2008, 21:27)

Are you sure it was actually a man and not a manly lady? [/QUOTE]
lol, a manly lady? A lady that goes, "Hi! I'm Mandy!" in a deep voice? lol.gif

LMAO

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 07:58 AM

revival

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 07:15 PM

where does da male hooker took place???? im gonna keep stabbin him wit a knife, shoot him when he falls on da ground, n then throw a grenade at him. i kno its in bohan but wat part bohan is he n wat place?/

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 09:23 AM

QUOTE (AssassinMessenger @ Jul 3 2008, 19:15)
where does da male hooker took place???? im gonna keep stabbin him wit a knife, shoot him when he falls on da ground, n then throw a grenade at him. i kno its in bohan but wat part bohan is he n wat place?/

ur a gay basher wow.gif
lol


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and another one cookie.gif

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:52 PM

Cant really say if this is a glitch or not as it has never happened to me so far. Although it may be something that R* just threw in the game wouldnt really surprise me knowing R* history.

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 11:46 PM

QUOTE (AssassinMessenger @ Jul 3 2008, 19:15)
where does da male hooker took place???? im gonna keep stabbin him wit a knife, shoot him when he falls on da ground, n then throw a grenade at him. i kno its in bohan but wat part bohan is he n wat place?/

I like how you talk about horrible it is and then want to know where it's at. I think he doth protest too much.

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:56 AM

QUOTE (Kennenlerner @ Jun 28 2008, 21:18)
Male hooker. Interestinggggg

Are you sure it was actually a man and not a manly lady?

Actually it is Bernie Crane. Niko didn't recognise him at first.

Nah, I'm lying. Would have been interesting though. smile.gif

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#27

Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:58 AM

Maybe he was next to the hooker but thought you were accepting sex actions from him.

A pimp is possible too. tounge.gif

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 08:43 AM

I put forth that it's a reference to Galaxia (Woody Allen) from Anger Management biggrin.gif (was set in New York from memory)

Or maybe just a glitch

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#29

Posted 15 March 2009 - 04:56 PM

Can you proof that?
Pic or it didn't happen.

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#30

Posted 16 March 2009 - 06:41 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, That would be funny as.

ROFL, funny find. BTW Good to see you back man, hopeing to see more topics by you with other stuff, I always liked the topics you made.




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