|QUOTE (Annoying1962 @ Feb 22 2009, 18:05)|
| He's a cab driver, North bohan, near the bridge into Northwood. What more do u want|
btw not taking the p*ss. Kill him without attracting police attention, but while he is in police custody, not impossible. I'll leave you to figure out how.
I have little to do here in the San Fierro Home for the Bewildered. A terrible waste, as machinations are second nature to me. Nobody is disputing that it can be done, and done easily; but a little refining of the ID would be useful. A rough description would do; hair colour, make of cab, time of shift; that sort of thing? There are a lot of cab drivers out there, we wouldn't want to deliver the package to the wrong address...
In the meantime, gentlemen; a little business...
Something has to be done about my Consultant. I seem to have "failed" the ink-blot test; but really, I think it's a bit rich for him
to be shocked at my
responses; when he's got a folder of truly disgusting
black & white pictures like the ones he showed me.
Obviously I cannot deal with him directly, as I am in deep-cover here. But I have a scheme to take him out of my way...
You may or may not be aware of the talentless reality-tv star and media-whore; Jane Scanky. She won America's Next Top Hooker a few years ago and has been leaching off a credulous public ever since. She's an imbicel, but her face on the cover of a magazine is a guaranteed sales bump. One might hope people read about her out of prurience, but I have a nasty suspicion she is a role-model for many members of the vacuous lack-wit public.
She must die.
Even though most will claim to despise her vapid awfulness and wish she would vanish from the face of the earth, as soon as she is dead she will be instantly transformed from The Shame Of A Nation
into A National Treasure
. There will be a media driven frenzy of grief and hypocrisy, wherein all her loathsome personality defects will be re-remembered as "quirks".
The government will be bombarded by networks of easily manipulated free thinkers -that count me as one of their number- and forced to deal with the public outpouring of coordinated spontaneous grieving by creating a special trauma counselling team, headed by a top-flight specialist.
This is where the Consultant comes in. He has some (highly dubious, in my opinion) qualifications that suggest him as the top man for the job, and he will be whisked back to Liberty City where he will be unable to pry into the inner workings of minds that do not concern him...
You will probably be able to find Scanky passed out on the sidewalk outside the Superstar Cafe in the Lancaster area of Algonquin. Do something tragic
and possibly grotesquely intriguing
to her; something to really capture the public imagination...