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LEXTY
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#4741

Posted 26 April 2011 - 08:16 AM Edited by LEXTY, 26 April 2011 - 08:31 AM.

I don't get it. If someone writes a profile on a random person, how do they find
them.
Why not be used for Xbox 360 or PS3 online in a match.

Only if Rockstar made you hidden whilst playing online and play like an asasain.
Like you tell the person what your wearing before going online and invite them into a private match
and they have to hunt you down.

Otherwise, I don't get it?


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#4742

Posted 26 April 2011 - 08:10 PM

QUOTE (LEXTY @ Apr 26 2011, 03:16)
I don't get it. If someone writes a profile on a random person, how do they find
them.
Why not be used for Xbox 360 or PS3 online in a match.

Only if Rockstar made you hidden whilst playing online and play like an asasain.
Like you tell the person what your wearing before going online and invite them into a private match
and they have to hunt you down.

Otherwise, I don't get it?

I'm glad to see you have enough of an interest to ask.

Our targets are random NPCs in the game who we decide to make into targets. These targets are then sought out by others playing on their own consoles, because all copies of GTA IV have the same ped models.

I've flirted with the idea of using multiplayer, but there never were enough people involved to make it a viable idea. However, one way to simulate being "hidden" on the radar is by editing in match settings the distance for when a player's marker will show on the radar. That way assassins could find the general location of a target, but once they got closer they would lose the trail and have to use their eyes. Inversely, a targeted player could be invisible to assassins until they got close enough that he popped up on the radar.

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#4743

Posted 27 April 2011 - 01:49 AM

QUOTE (AceRay @ Apr 25 2011, 22:40)
You know, I'd really like to take out some targets too...
Oh, wait, I can't. All the current targets are from me

My dear brother, what a state of affairs! I tell you what; it's late and I'm hammered, but I'll pull something up from memory.

We're coming up on festival season so I always like to put a hit out on these scum about this time of year: The Umbrella Nazis. People who don't care who's standing behind them, trying to see the main stage round their fat ass; so long as they're nice and dry. They're in training in Liberty City. Find some fat bastard with an umbrella just standing stock still on the pavement and do something brutal to them from behind.

Also: people who talk on phones in theatres. They can definitely die; you might have to bump a table or two in the Perestroika club, which is quite rude, but it's a price worth paying to flush out the shallow end of the gene pool.

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 11:02 AM Edited by LEXTY, 27 April 2011 - 11:04 AM.

NEW TARGET

Name: Lonnie Bilger
Age: 40
Nationality: American
Reason for Assassination: In late 2004, Lonnie burned down a kid's playground, killing 7 children
and 5 adults. He was sentenced to prison for 15 years. His cousin became a night time security guard for the prison
out in the waters of Liberty.
He broke Lonnie out, setting the prison on fire and was left to burn. This was 4 years after his incident.
He needs to be 'put to rest'.

Appearance: White (pale), black thick combed back hair, cubby, black suit, brown pants, black beard/shadow and white shoes.
A picture was taken of him in 2008, he is to the left in the picture here.
Location: unkown, but may ring a bell looking at the picture.

Requirements:
1. Must be wearing only black and a beanie w/glasses
2. Must use a sniper to kill him, (from a rooftop perhaps)
3. Cannot be seen.
4. Any witnesses must be killed.

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#4745

Posted 27 April 2011 - 03:51 PM

QUOTE (Infinite Monkey @ Apr 27 2011, 01:49)
Also: people who talk on phones in theatres. They can definitely die; you might have to bump a table or two in the Perestroika club, which is quite rude, but it's a price worth paying to flush out the shallow end of the gene pool.

Oh Infinite I do love your random killings! I'd take those targets, but it would be unfair on Brother Ace so I'll leave them to him

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 11:49 PM

Dear Brother Zilcho, don't worry; I have sufficient blood-lust for all!
Now, I can't in all fairness declare this next hit for any single brother, so it'll have to be a good old fashioned death race. I hope you appreciate it nonetheless...

There's an itinerant preacher that can sometimes be found wandering around Middle Park spouting his nonsense. I've been trying to track down his base of operations, but it's a hellishly time-consuming business.
I think all sane minds would agree that the spreading of religious dogma is not big or clever, and anyone who would go in for that sort of thing needs an intervention of the most drastic kind. Go to it my brothers; kill with a will...

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:19 AM

The Middle Park preacher will preach no more now brother Infinite.

Currently I had been taking time off of work mostly because I had been struck down with a flu (probably I'm paying from those I have killed) but today I felt better and went for a walk around Middle Park. I was still feeling dizzy and was hoping that the noise free, sort of fresh air of Middle Park would do me some good until I heard that annoying street preacher, oh how I wish I could eradicate him but just at that time of thought I recieved a Bleet, a new target, and to my pleasant surprise it was he who most annoyed me, oh would I have fun with this hit.

I walked towards the preacher who was yelling about "The Beast" and I moved steadily closer towards him, people who were also in Middle Park to seek peace did not enjoy his rants so were straying a distance away from him, perfect no one will see. As he carried on yelling about how everyone will go to hell I stepped towards him until I was staring into his eyes and I whispered to him "I am The Beast" at which point I pulled out my knife and thrust it into his stomach, I felt the warmth of his blood run over my hand and felt the life drain out of him, I removed the knife and punctured both his lungs with said knife, not a sound came from him. I pulled out a handkerchief and wiped my knife and hands with it, the preacher fell to the ground and began to cough blood, he slurred "I can see the devil in your eyes" at which point I smirked and threw the handkerchief on his body and walked away leaving him there to slowly die. I then went to purchase a can of soda at a not to distant hot dog stand to quench my thirst and headed on home as a faint woman's scream could be heard in the background.

Mission Complete.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 03:34 AM

Lonnie Bilger has been erased.

After studying the picture for 3 seconds, I conclude that the mark must be in Hove Beech considering the landscape and such. Upon further evaluation, I realize that Brother LEXTY has circled a building and have claimed that this is Lonnie Bilger. He must have been touching the demon drink recently.
I quickly pop over to Modo to buy a Dark Knit sweater, black trousers and black shoes, then head back to my crib to put on ye old glasses and beanie. Then I suddenly realize that there are no beanies in this game, erm, I mean world. One of those Russian hats will have to do.
I walk outside into the North Holland landscape, and because getting to the top of a building in Hove Beech is a real beech, I dial up the spawn gods and pray that they summon an annihilator in front of me. The police helicopter magically appears in front of me and because this is a common occurring in Liberty City, nobody mines too much.
I take off and fly across the city to Hove Beech, and I land upon the tallest building, so silently I bet no one even saw the massive helicopter land.
exiting the heli and pulling out my glorious Sniper, I walk across to a gap in the wall where I can see clearly. I look East, and see the mark walking down there nicely. A woman catches my eye on the other side of the street, so I'll have to kill her too. I turn my attention back to Lonnie. He is walking slowly along the street and I take my aim and fire. It hits his head and he falls down to the ground. The woman witness on the other side of the street was the next to die, and she was harder to hit because she was running, but a shot in the chest and then the head soon puts an end to her.
I know I'm safe, because no one would suspect that the mysterious summoning helicopter guy was the killer. I fly to Alderney, where some of the members of Honkers keep my worries down.

Lonnie Bilger eliminated


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#4749

Posted 28 April 2011 - 08:17 AM

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Apr 28 2011, 00:19)
The Middle Park preacher will preach no more now brother Infinite.

Smart work, dear brother, smart work. Finally he has delivered a measure of the promised peace - if only for those who do not have to listen to his nonsense anymore.

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#4750

Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:50 AM

Someone set me up an assassination!
I have TBOGT, so do the pedestrians change from IV?
Give me one to get!


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#4751

Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:13 AM

I think thats all. they are on the front page under Open Target Database. Check there before asking.
Apache Edgarson and Dainty Murluck have been taken out, but Vinnie Lao and Sinclair Paul III are both open.

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 02:24 PM

I'll do my best to update the database tonight, and if I'm worth anything I'll try to find some targets too.

Nice to see your interest LEXTY, just make sure your enthusiasm doesn't get in the way of performing a hit properly. More than a few new assassins get so excited by joining that their first few assassinations go off with more than a few breaches of The Rules on the first page.

But I trust you.

Keep making a killing, assassins.

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 10:43 PM Edited by AceRay, 30 April 2011 - 11:01 AM.

oh yeah, there are also some on the previous page at the bottom.
These are members of a rival assassin group known as "The League". they all must be assassinated. Let the league not survive

NEW TARGET
Name: Viktor Volaj
Age: 25-30
Nationality: Russian/Albanian
Reason for Assassination: This assassin has just assassinated a Spanish cartel lord, which caused a few innocent deaths.
Appearance: cream vest over black jacket with white shirt underneath, buzzcut, white, stubble on face, black pants probably, some shoes
Location: the porn shop in hove beech, broker.

Name: Perry Dixon
Age: 35
Nationality: American
Reason for Assassination: sexually attracted to helicopters (helisexual?), which is why he works at helitours I guess. anyway, in his spare time he is a bad hitman, so lets take him out.
Appearance: White, bald, high visibility jacket over black shirt with name tag, black pants
Location: helitours in Algonquin
Requirements: knife him then push into the ocean repeatingly until he drowns for bonus.

Name: Otto Blankenship
Age: 30-40
Nationality: dunno
Reason for Assassination: Once a capable assassin, has been causing some trouble down in Hove Beech, getting drunk and passing out in the middle of the road, trying to root the posters in the porn shop, setting fire to pedestrians etc. Teach this man some manners.
Appearance: white, brown hair, sunglasses, teal jacket, brown pants.
Location: Hove Beech, Broker
Requirements: Wear doctor outfit, he is afraid of doctors.

Name: Paris Leland
Age: 25-30
Nationality: american
Reason for Assassination: While normally an excellent assassin, he recently performed a hit on one of our assassins. He escaped, but we can't let this guy have another chance
Appearance: white, beard, brown hair, orange Hawaiian shirt, jeans, overweight, sneakers
Location: Frankfort Ave, Algonquin
Requirments: No RPGs

Name: Acre Johns
Age: 25-35
Nationality: American probably
Reason for Assassination: Grandson of the leader of the League; Alexander Johns Sr. Alex Jr's death ten years ago greatly hurt Alex Sr a lot, so killing the last in the line will almost certainly push him over the edge into the suicide zone, killing off The League for sure. I saw it on the late show, how could it not work? anyway, Acre wastes all of his father's inheritance on crack and therapy, so you will doing the world a good thing.
Appearance: white, black hair, black jacket over purple shirt, sunglasses, black pants probably.
Location: Chinatown maybe, definitely Algonquin


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Posted 30 April 2011 - 10:55 AM

Acre Johns

I found Acre in the intersection of Suffolk, Chinatown and Little Italy. I pulled up along side him and reaching through my drivers side window I fired my SMG at him. He took several shots to the upper torso and head. As he collapsed dead; the worst case scenario happened. As usual in this f*cking cop ridden city, a police car pulled out infront of my and immediately it's sirens kicked into life. I wasn't going to stop, so I slammed on the accelerator and rammed the car out of the way. Their Merit was no competition for my huge Huntley Sport. In fact, I tipped their car over onto it's side and I think the vehicle even landing on the dead/dying Acre Johns!

This bit of irony gave me a chuckle as I was forced to drive for my life as the police saturated city came to life with patrol cars and the like. I swerved, crashed and pummeled my way through evening traffic, before finally leaving them behind and ditching my damaged vehicle near Yusuf Amis old construction site. I blended into the Castle Gardens crowd before gathering myself and leaving - I had other targets to take care of.

Acre Johns - Eliminated

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:02 AM

Nice simple kill there, excellently executed. keep it up!

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:07 AM

Perry Dixon [90th Hit]

Thanks for the compliment Brother Ace

The rain was falling heavier now, so I decided before going home from the Acre Johns hit I would locate and eliminate Parry Dixon - the helisexual whose place of work wasn't too far from my current location. I hailed a taxi and he dropped me off outside Helitours just as the last vestiges of sunlight disappeared beyond the horizon. The night was dark, windy and wet. Helitours would be just closing up. Perfect. As I stepped onto the familiar tarmac landing jetty, I saw how empty it was. I considered that Mr Dixon would appreciate this space - he'd probably like to be alone with his beloved choppers. I looked around and saw him, standing on the edge of the jetty. Right next to the water. Perfect!

Walking over, I unholstered my knife and stood in front of him. He seemed transfixed in a daze but as he noticed me his working hospitality kicked in.

"Can I help you sir? We're closing up here, but you're welcome to come back tomorrow if you want to experience the breath taking views of LC from a fresh perspective." He spoke in a monotone, boring voice. Like an enthusiastic robot. I smiled politely, before stabbing him repeatedly in the neck and severing his jugular and windpipe. He toppled over backwards, balancing precariously on the edge of the jetty. I stabbed him one more time in the chest, and he fell dead into the dark sea. I holstered the knife and readied myself to draw my Glock should anyone attack - but the lack of anyone else too close by, the weather and night meant not a single person even batted an eyelid to my quick execution.

I adjusted my tie before commandeering an empty Helicopter at the other end of Helitours. As the rotors spooled up, I laughed to myself at the absurdity of Dixon's vice. Helisexual? Who would have thought it.

Perry Dixon - Eliminated

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:20 AM

Viktor Volaj

I landed the helicopter out of site in Hove Beach, precariously touching down on the waterfront promenade below the main street where the porn shop was located. The night was now late - about midnight. So the porn shop goers who probably be mulling around the area. I checked the shop itself first. Viktor wasn't there. I checked the streets but the Russian scumbags in the area didn't fit the bill. I stayed around for 20 minutes or so until I spotted Viktor. Unfortunately, this hit wasn't going to be easy. Mr Volaj was halfway through being arrested. The fat police officer had a gun trained on him, and was muttering something about "stolen credit cards". I had to act quick - do I let him get bundled into the squad car or eliminate him here? I chose the later.

Jogging casually, I nudged the cop. He fumbled and Viktor turned and fled. I broke into a sprint, tripping the cop and sending his rotund figure into the gutter. He shouted after me but I broke into a rapid run, chasing down Viktor Volaj as he turned onto the promenade. I fired 4 shots from my Deagle, the first two floored him and the second mad sure he was dead. Some gangsters started firing widely at me and the police (oh you've got to love the volatile nature of Hove Beach). I vaulted over the promenade barrier and onto the ground below; narrowly avoiding buckshot to the back. I action rolled and ran, reaching the Helitours helicopter only as the cops started returning fire at the confused Russians. The distraction helped me spool up the rotors and I took off from the waterfront just in time, as another patrol car pulled up below me.

As I was wearing a suit and the fat cop only saw me from the back, my description matched anyone of several wanted Russians in the area. This was excellent. By the time the clocked hit 1 o'clock my Helicopter was in Bohan and I was in a taxi.

Viktor Volaj - Eliminated

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:34 AM

awesome. You truly deserve all those hits. I'll create some more tomorrow or monday, but there are already like ten from me so maybe not.
You know, if I was Jake (the main dude) in Never Break Down, I'd just bring a f*cking gun and shoot the sh!t out of that ripped guy who beat the sh!t out of me. it may be a fight club, but they are all just kids so they wouldn't have anyway of stopping me.
who else agrees?

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 12:49 PM

Paris Leland

Paris was a tough nut to crack (or should I say find?). I spent a good 2 in game days trying to locate him (which is strange because his ped model is usually very common) and I finally found him on the 3rd night outside the Grotti luxury car dealership. I rolled up next to him in a black Sentinel but yet again I didn't want to draw police attention. A patrol car drove away, and I waited until it was out of site. I rolled up again, and stopped the car. Then another police patrol rolled past! How frustrating. However Mr Leland was on foot and even if I had to wait for an hour I wouldn't lose him.

Finally, the coast was clear. I stepped out of the car and aimed my modified combat shotgun at his back. He took his last breath, and in mid step I unloaded about 5 rounds into him in under 3 seconds. He flew forward, and bled an ocean of red. The blood spray coated the luxurious walls behind him, and the buckshot shattered a glass door also. He lay on the pavement, tore to pieces. His orange Hawaiian shirt looking ridiculous, bullet ridden and stained crimson. I stepped back into the Sentinel and drove away quickly, attracting little to no attention from pedestrians and none from the law. A good kill.

Paris Leland - Eliminated

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 01:04 PM Edited by El Zilcho, 01 May 2011 - 01:11 AM.

WEAZEL NEWS

Violent Murders Skyrocket in LC

Residents terrified as assassinations rise in the Big Pineapple


Last weeks 'explosive' killing of Bohan taxi driver "Paperweight" Gilbert-Sanderson made waves in our beautiful city. People were concerned that organised crime was making a return. Just last night officers uncovered the bodies of petty criminal Viktor Volaj, and of Perry Dixon. The brutality and petrifying efficency of these killings are being linked to local muggers and the Russian Mob, but suspicions have been aroused at the frequency of these killings points to a more dangerous foe.

"I think it's Al Qaeda." claimed residents of Northern Gardens projects in Bohan. Although some of these claims sound outlandish the professionalism of these killings hints to an organisation which deals with "murder for hire". Although details are sketchy, Viktor Volaj was believed to have been former member of the large, conspiring group known only as the "Talio Pro Damno". The group was destroyed about 2 years ago - and reports at the time linked it's destruction with an apparently fictitious "Brotherhood" of assassins, with a lot of the legwork in that particular conflict supposedly committed by an assassin only known in exterior sources as "The Nothing". Investigations are ongoing and it is considered a cold case, but as long as the menace of public murder keeps on defying law and order, the citizens of Liberty City will have trouble sleeping.

Mike Whitley

In other news, the body of LC resident Carmen Ortiz has been found.
She disappeared in 2009 and was recently found after police dredged the West River looking for the remains of a sunken fishing vessel. Instead, they discovered a Cognoscenti limousine at the bottom of the river, with Ms. Ortiz still strapped in the passenger seat. The drivers door was open - indicating her driver, whether friend or foe escaped the incident and did not report the death. Investigation is ongoing.

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#4761

Posted 03 May 2011 - 08:47 AM

Share the assassinations!

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 06:35 PM

QUOTE (LEXTY @ May 3 2011, 08:47)
Share the assassinations!

Hurry up then there are still about 7 left confused.gif

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 02:15 AM

Sorry for the abscence, boys. If there's one thing I've learned about this city? If it ain't one thing, it's a damn 'nother. As some of the remaining active assassins may be aware, I used to do hits for the Lupisella family. Except, during my absence, they left me to rot. We've been on a real murder spree lately to prevent opposition from a rebellious faction within the family. Mark Lupisella's son had the brilliant idea of pinning the murders all on me. And something maybe happened to him. Maybe...22 calibers 'o lead. Unfortunately, the killing has only drawn more heat to my end. Knowing I have no more allies in this city, I successfully defected to the Irish American Killers, knowing they've got a force in prison that could protect me if I go away. I even painted my Blista Compact green in celebration. Unfortunately, like all good things. My reign of terror may come to an end. My remaining allies lack the sophistication to deadlock a jury. We have the jury pool, and as much as I (occassionally) detest murders of innocent people, it's the only way out of this rut. I'll need your help, expect a pool of juror's/targets soon. But before that takes place, I decided I'd have one last kill as a free man. You know, in case I go away.

I didn't know much about Otto. But if there's one thing I know, it ain't hard to fit in with Russians. Just cover up half the face, spray your car black, and pretend to support communism. Something like that. Unfortunately, this hit took up most my day. I can safely say I passed half this city on my path to Otto. Pimps, whores, pushers, bums, sex addicts, sick, killers. It's the worst in Hove Beach. It's a lawless town. On my first trip to the porno store, a Russian man threatened to molest a nearby woman. As police-wary as I am, I had to give it to him with a bat. You couldn't recognize. I did my best to hide the body in the desk, but we may have problems later. I had to flee for a couple hours after cops swarmed the neighborhood. On my next visit I came in ambulance, fully disguising myself as a doctor. And there he was. I had no time to put the fear in to him with my new duds. And I didn't want to. Say what you want about a guy like this, but he was once a hitman. Any hitman knows when he's marked for death, and he showed no fear. I decided on a finishing line. "This is for you, Otto!", and popped him in the head with a combat pistol. Clean, and serene. I pretended to have rushed over to treat the wound. In Hove Beach, nobody suspects anything. Nobody asks questions. Farewell, Otto Blankenship.


Otto Blankenship - deceased.
Pedochu - indicted for many murders

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 03:48 AM Edited by Pedochu, 06 May 2011 - 09:28 PM.

Warning: The following targets will have to more or less, 'disappear', or have their death ruled accidental. If they don't, the hits are useless, and I'll get tried for murder again. Be wary of this, assassins. Precision is key. Every hit will reward you $450 in cash, with a $200 bonus on Randolph Ianucci if you're able to fake his drowning.

Name: Albert Uveda
Age: 38
Nationality: Irish
Reason for Assassination: Part of a jury pool that will try to convict me for murder
Location: Within/directly outside Lucky Winkles in Algonquin
Description: The first juror is Albert Uveda of Purgatory, Algonquin. He's a hustler who uses his dart skills not just to win money, but to impress the girlies. Too bad he won't be getting a date tonight. Now, I've thought this through real hard. Since he practically lives at the bar, you'll have to dispose of him somewhere around the area. Outside the bar, there's a deep pit that leads in to a cellar. If you leave his corpse in the cellar, no one will discover his body for a good while, long enough for me to get off trial. /.......
Requirements: NO WEAPONS, and his death will be ruled accidental. After all, he is a drunkard. This leaves you with your fists, claws, teeth, or thrown items.
Name: Stacey Garmo
Nationality: Greek-American
Age: 30
Reason for Assassination: Part of a jury pool that will try to convict me for murder
Location: Payphone, right on the border of Lancet and Easton, north of The Triangle.
Description: Middle-aged, green jacket, brunette. She spends most her day on the payphone here, acting all sorts of crazy. It happened once her husband passed away a couple of years ago. Who knows, maybe I had something to do with that.
Requirements: Once again, make the death seem accidental. Best way to do it on such a busy street? Leave her under a parked car.
Name: Randolph Ianucci
Nationality: Italian-American
Age: 55
Reason for Assassination: Part of a jury pool that will try to convict me for murder
Location: The Poop Deck
Time: 17:00 PM - 24:00 PM (6 PM - 10 PM)
Description: Here's where it gets interested. As well as being a juror in the upcoming trial, Randolph is also a well known loanshark for the Lupisella family. And I know him, personally. Now this is gonna be a complicated hit, listen up. Randolph has made plenty of enemies, so the cops can't blame this on me. They'll blame this on someone flashier, if they don't deem it accidental. You'll want to drive a Cognescenti over to the scene, where he is outside the Poop Deck fountain. That way, if the death isn't deemed accidental, it will be deemed a hit by the Ancelotti's. Once you ride over there, bait him in to fighting you. Lead him IN TO the water fountain, and beat him to death right then and there. The death should be ruled as a drowning. But like I said. If it's not, the Ancelottis take the blame. Randolph is wearing a brown suit, brown suit pants, dark shoes, with a mustache.
Name: Tania Fitzgibbons
Nationality: African-American
Age: 34
Reason for Assassination: Part of a jury pool that will try to convict me for murder
Location: On the sidewalk coming home from work in The Exchange.
Time: 18:00 PM - 22:00 PM (6 PM - 10 PM)
Description: A rotund, sharply dressed woman in a gray-plaid business suit with a white knotted scarf. An additional piece of her clothing will be black to match the business-woman mood. Tania is the model witness, always voted fairly, always made the right call, the model citizen as well. Too bad we have to take this life.
Requirements: She's an on-and-off girlfriend to an incarcerated Spanish Lords leader. If you hit her with a North Holland Hustler vehicle, it will look like reprisal for a drug dispute that's going on in Alderney State. Meaning, the cops will rule this hit out as collateral damage in a drug war. A drive-by is a must, it's the favored killing method of street gangs, micro-uzi as well. Keep the radio on 'The Beat', that will help frame them, too.

El Zilcho
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#4765

Posted 06 May 2011 - 08:14 PM

Why has this been unpinned?

litningbolt420
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#4766

Posted 06 May 2011 - 08:26 PM

QUOTE (MasterBlaster @ Jun 25 2008, 21:33)
[QUOTE=Infinite Monkey,Jun 25 2008, 20:45] [QUOTE=MasterBlaster,Jun 25 2008, 11:19]
NEW MISSION :

1.  Kill the inmate laying down in the prison yard next to the other inmates....sucessfully escape and celebrate by eating 5 Bleeders from BurgerShot back to back..........................


to put it simply. i drove up in a black van climbed the wall and shived him prison style 23 times in the abdomen then i walked up the gard tower agross the bridge and jumped ofer the fence thats near the shipping containers. killed one civilian because he witnessed my exit from the prison. no witnesses anymore. is it wrong that i also killed everyone else in the prison while i was there?

El Zilcho
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#4767

Posted 06 May 2011 - 08:30 PM

QUOTE (litningbolt420 @ May 6 2011, 20:26)
[QUOTE=MasterBlaster,Jun 25 2008, 21:33] [QUOTE=Infinite Monkey,Jun 25 2008, 20:45] [QUOTE=MasterBlaster,Jun 25 2008, 11:19]
NEW MISSION :

1.  Kill the inmate laying down in the prison yard next to the other inmates....sucessfully escape and celebrate by eating 5 Bleeders from BurgerShot back to back..........................

[/QUOTE]
to put it simply. i drove up in a black van climbed the wall and shived him prison style 23 times in the abdomen then i walked up the gard tower agross the bridge and jumped ofer the fence thats near the shipping containers. killed one civilian because he witnessed my exit from the prison. no witnesses anymore. is it wrong that i also killed everyone else in the prison while i was there?

That hit is from 2008. Look on the list of active targets on more recent pages for a hit that hasn't been completed already. icon14.gif

AceRay
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#4768

Posted 07 May 2011 - 01:31 AM

eek! its been unpinned! someone, contact the mayor!

AlexGTAGamer
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#4769

Posted 07 May 2011 - 04:36 PM

QUOTE (El Zilcho @ May 6 2011, 20:14)
Why has this been unpinned?

Indeed, why? Mods is there a reason for this? confused.gif

Oddsock
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#4770

Posted 10 May 2011 - 02:04 PM

QUOTE (El Zilcho @ May 6 2011, 15:14)
Why has this been unpinned?

Don't ask me! That's scary!

I'm sorry for the lack up presence and updating everyone, I've been somewhat busy with, err, personal things (research papers).

I'll update them today since I have so much more time than before now. My apologies, assassins.




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