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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:32 AM

what are your guys favorite Roman quotes? mine is "ooh,mystery man strange and exotic sailor. what is the matter? your captain make you pregnant? and "no im not gAY 'Niko bust up' "

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:47 AM

lol I actually came in here with those exact 3 quotes in mind.
I have one on the tip of my tounge and i just cant remember it. It was a good one too.

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 06:48 AM

"Niko Bellic enterprises"
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"I am NOT gay!"

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 06:54 AM

"Can you stop it with the fat jokes already!?"

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 07:09 AM

I like one of the opening cutscenes where Vlad is there, and roman's all insecure...one of them was
'Yes, I know, I am a fat f*ck, what can i do? Hehehhe....'.
me and my bro cracked up at that!

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 07:18 AM

"have you ever had two women? four big titties to be playing with."

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 07:20 AM

^^ your sig should say 'non ce parle' or somein.
biggrin.gif lol. j/k

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:03 AM

Dont do anything stupid cousin!!

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 09:00 AM

"ladieees... this is Roman Bellic..."

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:07 PM

"For the first time in his life, Niko mishandles a strange ball."

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:14 PM

Roman: And then cousin it would be me with the smell of titie on my breath!
Niko: Cousin my breath does not smell like titie!

something like that anyway and i thought it was the funniest quote in the game.

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:33 PM

QUOTE (Dark Dan @ Jun 17 2008, 17:14)
Roman: And then cousin it would be me with the smell of titie on my breath!
Niko: Cousin my breath does not smell like titie!

something like that anyway and i thought it was the funniest quote in the game.

Yeah that was a good one. I like when they talk about the 'American Titties'.

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:34 PM

"Call the f*cking ambulance"
"I'm not f*cking chilled we're speeding down the highway god knows how fast!"
"The Bellic cousins in the house we're the f*cking men!

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:44 PM

"i got my double chin from these babies!"
when i take him out to a burger shot.

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:45 PM

What he says isn't funny, it's the way he says it in that accent that makes is funny.

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 06:02 PM

I like when he calls Niko and him and Brucie are calling the cops getting them to arrive at nothing and Roman goes "Oh sh*t I think they seen us run!" or something like that. biggrin.gif

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 06:56 PM

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this quote:

''Tities,tities,tities....let me at 'em cousin.''

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:14 PM

"I cannot believe it, my own cousin has been thinking about Mallorie's firm titties!"
"I think I've been spiked...First of all, I wasn't the one in the Merchant Navy..."
"Not that kind of tree, cousin."

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:45 PM

QUOTE (SaintJimmy @ Jun 17 2008, 07:20)
^^ your sig should say 'non ce parle' or somein.
biggrin.gif lol. j/k

no, no parle serbian means that I dont speak serbian. well, I really dont know how to say serbian in italian

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 09:12 PM

When he's drunk with Niko, Niko said something to him; I can't remember what he said entirely but it was funny.

"Number 1: f*ck you. And number 2: I never. . .. s.fd. . .f.. .f."

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 09:13 PM

Et tu brute....... oh sorry

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:40 AM

That line about the few things he's better at then bowling or pool, but as a man, you won't be able to see...
Should make NB uncomfortable because he gets vocally upset about open sexual conversations, which I found an amusing touch! Too much information! tounge2.gif

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 08:03 AM

"He wasn't going to stab you...He was going to f*cking kill you."

And that whole conversation about Mylia (name?) during one of the dates with Roman was hilarious.

"She was the town bike!"
"She was like a cavern."



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Posted 18 June 2008 - 02:14 PM

"yesterday I was online and I discovered a blog about women, who don't like to shave...this is very important information"

or something like that.

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 02:19 PM Edited by fishermanGTA, 18 June 2008 - 02:22 PM.

QUOTE (SaintJimmy @ Jun 17 2008, 07:09)
I like one of the opening cutscenes where Vlad is there, and roman's all insecure...one of them was
'Yes, I know, I am a fat f*ck, what can i do? Hehehhe....'.
me and my bro cracked up at that!

I just remembered that was the quote I had in mind! lol
But it is fat prick not dick.

edit:

I agree with Jay. There was something about the way he said "I know
I'm a fat prick what can I do?" that was just too funny.

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 07:34 PM

Albanian:"where's your Russian freind now eh?!"
Roman: "He's not my freind *choking*...he's..my loan shark"

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 03:34 PM

user posted image
"hic, hic"

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 03:39 PM

"Titties"

Just that.

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 04:04 PM

"You always get sentimental after killing people ?!?"

Always cracks me up in a fun way biggrin.gif

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:59 PM

Yeah^, That's a good one!
I want SOMEONE to pump the fav ped quote thread as well because I heard two in a row I really liked.... Always more to hear from all the audio they recorded.
I'm sure you heard "I told you to NEVER FUKIN call me on this line!!!"




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