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#61

Posted 10 May 2008 - 10:48 AM

lol being bored and picking fights with people till i pushed a he/she and with only little life left, he/she threw a left hook and dropped me out cold. mercie_blink.gif

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 10:57 AM

I called up an ambulance because I was lowhealth and the stupid idiot ran over me and continued driving like if nothing had happenned.......

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 11:36 AM

Well, it wasn't me who died, but I was doing a Free Race from the far north of Algonqin (spelling?) to the far south. There was barely any traffic so everyone started running. I was in dead last, and lucky enough a Uranus runs me over. I steal it and take off for the finish line. About 10 of the total players were running along the middle of the street I was on, so I run over them, killing several of them! By the end there was dents and blood all over the front of the car!

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 12:06 PM

mine was that i had my life almost full and had no helmet on the faggio that i was and then my front wheel colide with a sidewalk and the bike begins to do a stoppie and niko hits with is head on the floor and dies. it was soo much fun

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 12:11 PM

i usually go on a bit of a rampage before turning the game off (and not saving of course) and last i did this i was standing on the roof of a copcar and just blasting the sh*t out of the cops and the car blew up... threw me almost a block away and the cops kept shooting at me all the way (and hitting!) with their M4's, shotguns and pistols... nasty...

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 12:23 PM

happened this evevning...was running away from the cops after a hefty shootout...I'm flying around the streets when i finally reach the street where niko's first safehouse in the game is situated on...by this time i'm hitting almost top speed in a sultan...

car is a little banged up...to the point it is smoking...can't take any chances...have to bail...

had a previous experience where i tried to bail a car about to explode and somehow, niko, when bailing, could not escape the momentum and i rolled along with the car and died on explosion...

from that bad incident, i decided this time to turn the wheel right, slam on the handbrake...and bail sideways...and so i do, suddenly a car from the other lane swerves into me...into the side where, i'm opening the door...long story short, as i bail, the other car swerves in, and i essentially get pinned between the two cars, at full speed...instant death from a life bar of about 3/4 full...

lol

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 12:43 PM

I had just spent 500 bucks on armour and was proceeding to Bohan from Broker with Roman in his cab. Going very fast across the bridge to Charge island I forgot that the road curves....
Slammed into the barrier and went flying across the island, over the water, and narrowly struck a moored barge.


Instant death. So much for the armour.... sarcasm.gif

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 12:56 PM

Mine would be when I flew up as high as possible in a helicopter in multiplayer with my friends, and we all jumped out at the same time to see who would hit the floor first.

Just seeing 4 guys falling like that, it was a classic.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 02:25 PM Edited by Magic_Pancake, 10 May 2008 - 02:29 PM.

Shooting my rocket launcher at the ground was pretty fun tounge2.gif

EDIT: was mainly awesome because of the ragdoll physics.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 06:34 PM

I got some grenades and climbed to the top of a crane. Walked to the end of the cranes arm. Dropped a grenade at my feet and waited for the BANG. Wow i took off like a rocket and flew for ages in slow mo. Give it a try !!

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 06:58 PM

I was flying a helicopter while i had 6 stars and hit the giant red thing near the screamer and my tail fell off, it was spinning but i was kinda controlling it and when it hit the ground, it took like 5 cops with it

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 06:59 PM

Getting killed by a gun that went off when it hit the ground.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:00 PM

ped death: i was flying down the street in the games equilvalent of a corvette and i jumped out hauling a$$ and body slammed a ped and killed him

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:00 PM

I was on a faggio i hit a wall (not that hard) fellbackwards and the bike fell on me and killed me. Great.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:11 PM

one of my first deaths. half-full life bar and I'm booking it in a car in broker in think. hit Y and bail out head-first into a pole. reminded me of that scene in Live Free or Die Hard.
also- booking it in a car and get to a curve on the side of a hill. hit the guardrail and fly out the windshield. for about 3 blocks i'm in the air and then smack into the side of an apartment bulding. that was the first time i realized you do in fact fly thru the windshield. cool.gif

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:16 PM

Freemode in MP me and my friends were getting weapons to have a huge shootout and we were near middle park flying a heli. I asked the driver hover over the water so I can jump out. Just as I jump he titls to the side and I fly into the shallow water and die, thust losing all my weapons.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:23 PM

I dont like how it goes black and white before you die sad.gif you dont get to see these great deaths in as much detail and then end really quickly sometimes.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:31 PM

was riding my nrg900 ,fell off , triple backflipped ,landed in the water and got squished by a boat

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:32 PM

driving a motorcycle on the highway and smashed into a car and was smashed into a road sign and died looked so awsome

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:36 PM

Try crashing with your car into a Burger Shot so that Niko will fly out of the windscreen.. because lmao, he started making weird sh*t with the physics, turned into a ball, and just moving around erratically (physics bug obviously).

It looked funny.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:41 PM

QUOTE (nlitement @ May 10 2008, 15:36)
Try crashing with your car into a Burger Shot so that Niko will fly out of the windscreen.. because lmao, he started making weird sh*t with the physics, turned into a ball, and just moving around erratically (physics bug obviously).

It looked funny.

Fettle position lol.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:48 PM

Running from the cops on foot, I got sandwiched between two colliding cop cars. Got hit from the left, IMMEDIATELY after got hit from the right, then the two cops that one - two'd me collided head on with me in the middle. Flew straight up in the air (pretty high). Dead.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 07:49 PM

well...i have like a billion but the most recent was during a mission i had to go up so many stairs and the fastest way is to jump. so i was jumping up these stairs but i jumped of the side of the staircase by accident and fell 24 stories hitting the side of the stairwell shooting like a maniac and i died because i smoked my face of a railing then hit the ground.

it was hilarious. XD tounge.gif suicidal.gif lol

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 08:32 PM

i was standing in the middle of two cars when someone hits one of the cars and i die

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:21 PM Edited by frynsesmadrer, 10 May 2008 - 09:27 PM.

i was robbing a burgershot. I just shot the girl at the counter and i could see two guys running behind like a hole in the wall. I coulden't get to them or hit them with my gun so i threw a greanade after them(after cooking it) , but it hit the wall and bounced back at me and i died

and oh there was also this one time where i forgot i didn't have much health when i was in a hurry and had to jump the last 15 meters of the helicopter when i smashed my face in the ground and died

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:24 PM

French Tom mission (if you dont know and want to aviod spoilers, dont read)

So I draw my gun on this guy; he gets up screaming and runs out of the restaurant. I chase him.
As he crosses the road, a car hits him and he died.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:25 PM

My funniest GTA IV death has to be, hands down, the one where a big cock fell out from the sky and landed on Niko's head. Making him a dickhead. Ahahaha, get it?! DICKHEAD! GET IT?!?!?!? Ahhhhhhhh whatever.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:27 PM

QUOTE (gta888 @ May 10 2008, 21:25)
My funniest GTA IV death has to be, hands down, the one where a big cock fell out from the sky and landed on Niko's head. Making him a dickhead. Ahahaha, get it?! DICKHEAD! GET IT?!?!?!? Ahhhhhhhh whatever.

omg. Ricardo Diaz is back from the dead? colgate.gif

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:59 PM

1. I crashed hard into oncoming traffic, was thrown out of the car and landed in the street. Then a Police car crashed into the back of my car (the one I was ejected from) and I was run over by my own car and died. whatsthat.gif

2. I did something with a helicopter. Don't exactly know what but I ended up in the blades and was throw far out into the sea.

I think it is fun to be on top of the empire state building, pulling the pin on a granade, keep it in your hand and get blasted far out over Liberty.

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#90

Posted 10 May 2008 - 10:06 PM

Motorcycle deaths are by far my favorite.Seriously,find yourself a NRG and a long stretch of highway.Theres bound to be an intersection full of traffic and just let Euphoria take over after that.




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