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[noxiousd]

Your too young to play the game anyway

[TVremote]

just say theres only one sex scene in the game and thats at the start
tell them i would skip it but if i ddint watch the intro then i wouldnt understnad whats going on
because the intro is a really good cutscene i think

[Delano.888]

QUOTE (TVremote @ May 11 2008, 18:48)

just say theres only one sex scene in the game and thats at the start tell them i would skip it but if i ddint watch the intro then i wouldnt understnad whats going on because the intro is a really good cutscene i think

He can also just skip it and say nothing, mess around for 15 minutes and when his parents leave just start a new game.

[Juice By Kayla Marie]

What a pointless post,
You're 14? Not like you've never seen anything sexual related before..
I take it you're not allowed in the gift shop spencers either?
Just show them everything.. hell, i'd go pick up a hooker while they're watching.

[CryptReaperDorian]

Obvisiously, nobody watches TV. Whenever I watch TV about 75% of the shows have atleast some sexual content (lots of comodies too, like The Simpsons, Two and a Half Men, etc.) and nobody b*tches about that. Then when a single game comes out some p*ssed off @$$holes start protest groups, complain, and stuff like that while TV is just the same. Seriously, people should get a life.

[ironbull993]

QUOTE (xihilisk @ Apr 29 2008, 23:07)

lol, if this is England we're talking about, most kids have had a coke-fuelled threesome by the time they're 12.

im moving stupid US

[DDR Midian]

Just wait until a sex-related scene comes up, then switch to TV. The content on there is so much worse they'll be begging you to switch back to the hooker bouncing around on Niko's lap.

[yuriy]

QUOTE (fallen_Shooter @ Apr 29 2008, 22:54)

QUOTE (xihilisk @ Apr 29 2008, 22:52) QUOTE (fallen_Shooter @ Apr 29 2008, 22:51) we all no there is sex only if you choose. My only intrest in the game is running away from the cops. I know the first cutscene has a sexual scene, so can i skip it? My parents dont get that there is no sex unless i choose to, and even then you cant see anything. They just dont get it. If they see sexual stuff i have to return it So can i skip first cutscene? So they mind about the sex, but not the drugs/violence/cop killing?? How old are you? 14, they let me have ANY game as long as no sex, so this is a surprise. they are ganna watch me play firrst 15 mins, so is there ANY way to skip first cutscene? Can anyone start a new game and see if you can skip it? I have 360 btw

So, let them watch it for the first 15 minutes. Thats roughly how much it will take for the game to install and then load. Or does 360 not do that?

[thaCURSEDpie]

QUOTE (Delano.888 @ May 11 2008, 18:24)

QUOTE (StanMarsh @ May 11 2008, 18:21) The only real simulated sex in the first cutscene is a dominatrix whipping a man...if you want to count that. It lasts like two seconds. Yeah good one, forgot that only remembered the girl hanging on a pole with only some tape covering her nipples I think the whole scene starts with that what you said, so it might be hard skipping it fast enough not to here the sounds already...

Lol I was reading this topic thinking: "Hey! There isn't even sex in the first cutscene?!"

I didn't even remember that. So the game didn't have a bad influence on my 16-year old brain after all . (Sex-stuff wise eh, but it just KILLS your memory, beware!!! )

EDIT:
Oh, maybe you can secretly start the game, so you play through the beginning, and them show them some totally non sex-related gameplay. Go and play pool with roman or something. (Not with Little Jacob, I don't know if your parents aprove of his weed-use )

[MyDirtySecretary]

I find it highly ironic that in a game that centres around illegal deeds that your parents take offence to something that isnt illegal.

[[MenaceMovies]]

LOL my parents are like that also.

[Delano.888]

QUOTE (MyDirtySecretary @ May 11 2008, 20:02)

I find it highly ironic that in a game that centres around illegal deeds that your parents take offence to something that isnt illegal.

Sex is also illegal if you are 14

[chipmunkman85]

My parents are the same, except with my dad. He knows what it's like for me


My mom, she made me read a book about sex.


IT HAD HENTAI OMG

And, I already knew how to make babies olol


Porn ftw

[Wilddtd]

Well, obviously they let you on the internet, and I doubt they are watching you, and the internet is filled with something like 70% pornography. Tell them this is a video game, not real life, and if you really want to be a smart ass bring up some porn on the internet and say look, this was easier than playing a video game. It might get you grounded for a while, and the computer taken away but you are making a strong argument.

[Juice By Kayla Marie]

Doesn't EVERY GTA have sex scenes...

[Alick]

Damn,iI knew everything by like 10, I would've hated it if my parents shielded me from stuff like GTA either way you see the sh*t elsewhere. You're 14 and they wont allow virtual sex but everything else in the game which is 10 times worse? Just skip it and don't pick up the hookers simple.

[hove king]

ahha..the dumbest topic you cud ever post and it turns out to have the funniest replys haha

cheers for the topic mate..

i wont slag your parents but jus skip the first cutscene(what happens again i cant remeber..is it whipping or somethin ???) and dont take the suggested route to the taxi club..take the scenic route and play some bowling..

[Lord Cuthberton]

always move the xbox a week or so after buying the game to an enclosed space-- i guess ur box is in the front room eh? just say before u get it move up to my room and if u ant got a tv. BUY THE TV FIRST! if u buy the game and they ban it u wont ever play it so best to get a private room for it first then buy. drive saftley while they watch and skip ANY cutscene if they watch PRESS A. lol gd luck. btw i predict in 1 week trevor mcdonald will make a show'' AARE COMPUTER GAMES GETTING OUT OF HAND? WE FIND OUT TONIGHT!'' if im correct then the directors will show cutscenes in the tv programme with the ''content''.if im correct ur royaly screwed

[Raven_Nytez]

I could be wrong here but;

1) ...in the UK video games that depict "gross violence", "sexual activity" or "techniques likely to be useful in the commission of offences" must be classified under the British Board of Film Classification's (BBFC) film rating system under the Video Recordings Act of 1984. The Act provides that it is an offence to supply such a game to anyone below the age limit, punishable by a fine of up to £5000 or up to six months in prison.

2) The game has an official BBFC 18 rating on it.

3) If they take it back & admit why they bought it, get someone else to buy it for you & you'll have six months free for playing the game!

[hove king]

haha i would like to think that r* didnt cause that much grief

[voyager]

QUOTE (Lord Cuthberton @ May 11 2008, 20:38)

always move the xbox a week or so after buying the game to an enclosed space-- i guess ur box is in the front room eh? just say before u get it move up to my room and if u ant got a tv. BUY THE TV FIRST! if u buy the game and they ban it u wont ever play it so best to get a private room for it first then buy. drive saftley while they watch and skip ANY cutscene if they watch PRESS A. lol gd luck. btw i predict in 1 week trevor mcdonald will make a show'' AARE COMPUTER GAMES GETTING OUT OF HAND? WE FIND OUT TONIGHT!'' if im correct then the directors will show cutscenes in the tv programme with the ''content''.if im correct ur royaly screwed

that's rich. tell this 14 year old to go buy a tv so he can go against his parent's wishes.

*sigh* when i grew up i respected my parents, and my parents respected theirs.. maybe video games really are affecting people...?



one day all you kids will have kids of your own, and you'll be playing GTA XII while they are away at school because mature as you think you are now at 11 years old, you'll see things differently later. It's not just about exposure. & again, the most important thing here is respecting your folks, not whether or not you, with your 20 something LESS years of experience, think they are wrong, lame, and unreasonable.

[gta888]

Go slap your parents over their faces with a trout fish. Go, now!

[Juice By Kayla Marie]

QUOTE (gta888 @ May 11 2008, 20:58)

Go slap your parents over their faces with a trout fish. Go, now!

[MyDirtySecretary]

Kill them both, take their money, buy the game, play it til the cops show up, blame the game.

Its the circle of life

[evilrex]

Theres not really any sex in the cutscenes... so dont go curb-crawling, or entering your girl friends house for some 'coffee' and you'll be okay*

[LMC1]

Theres no sexual scene in the first cutscene

[JLF05]

Wheres the sex in the first cut scene?

[jaboyle]

QUOTE (ANTIFA @ Apr 29 2008, 23:04)

Tell your parents they're idiots for being more concerned about sex then violence.

totally agree

[gta888]

QUOTE (Juice By Kayla Marie @ May 11 2008, 21:01)

QUOTE (gta888 @ May 11 2008, 20:58) Go slap your parents over their faces with a trout fish. Go, now!

Oh wow, you're fit aren't ya.

[Juice By Kayla Marie]

QUOTE (gta888 @ May 11 2008, 21:22)

QUOTE (Juice By Kayla Marie @ May 11 2008, 21:01) QUOTE (gta888 @ May 11 2008, 20:58) Go slap your parents over their faces with a trout fish. Go, now! Oh wow, you're fit aren't ya.

Yeah, very, If that was me.. O.o