01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy.
les linked here.
02) What is your view and opinion on gangs?
I'm for em'.
03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one?
The Academy is highly superior to my non existing gang.
04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do?
05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum)
Clearly, "in your own words" means...
06) In the event of a fire do you:
A) run off screaming like a little bitch?
B) break the glass?
C) stand there saying "It wasn't me and you can't prove it was"?
D) find out what nearby is flammable?
E) walk calmly out of the building telling everyone to keep calm and stop running and it'll be ok?
F) run out the building faster than everyone else so you can barricade the door (hmm, barbecue)?
In my case, A probably.
07) Why are you answering all of these questions.
I want to be in The Academy
08) Who is more beautiful?
D) All of the above
Ahhh, I'll go with B.
09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ?
Blondie. Mariaaaaa you've gotta see her...
10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n)
11) Does he look like a bitch?
les has something stuck in his teeth
12) Who's the boss?
13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next?
Sit there wondering why I threw away $100 trying to get that bear.
14) Does he look like a bitch?
No, he's extra cuddly.
15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister?
16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)
I didn't take the test because apparently I was too busy running naked through the Student Center
17) White-powdered or glazed?
18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ?
19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast?
20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
D) I dont like bacon (I'm not getting into TA)
21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Can I be in The Academy now?
22) Is it wrong to hit women?
23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it?
I've been hit and I probably deserved it.
24) What do you think of Digïtál £vîl?
I always just type it like Digital Evil because I'm too lazy to put the correct symbols in.
25) Write a short story in which you are the hero and get the girl, extra points will be added for drama, intrigue, romance, tension, comedy and tragedy. (You will be almost guaranteed your place in The Academy if you can make me cry because your story is so moving)
I'm straight. Sorry les, I must have started filling this out before the ninja edits.
26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman, make this picture as detailed as possible.
27) Name one thing you regret doing.
Is it too predictable to say this?