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#361

Posted 11 June 2008 - 03:58 PM

QUOTE (joelzaar @ Jun 10 2008, 07:36)
I found a link to the WORLD RECORD OF WANKING lucky man Miguel Yanez is the winner of the record, check this out WANKER

What the helll? This is 36 times for 24 hours mercie_blink.gif . This man is really sick. I think that after the record he evan wasn't able to walk biggrin.gif

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 04:17 PM

He would have one sore hand thats for sure, probably a weeks weight exercise rolled up into one wanking session. lol.gif

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 05:01 PM

QUOTE (stef_92 @ Jun 11 2008, 21:58)
QUOTE (joelzaar @ Jun 10 2008, 07:36)
I found a link to the WORLD RECORD OF WANKING lucky man Miguel Yanez is the winner of the record, check this out WANKER

What the helll? This is 36 times for 24 hours mercie_blink.gif . This man is really sick. I think that after the record he evan wasn't able to walk biggrin.gif

WHaatttt?? a masturbating Competetion sarcasm.gif mercie_blink.gif mercie_blink.gif mercie_blink.gif mercie_blink.gif mercie_blink.gif mercie_blink.gif
Whats the point to masturbate??

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 05:45 PM

I bet that Miguel didn't jack off the next day.

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 07:53 PM

QUOTE (brz59 @ Jun 11 2008, 17:45)
I bet that Miguel didn't jack off the next day.

Probably not for the next three or four days.

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 07:55 PM

QUOTE (Eeshan @ Jun 11 2008, 17:01)
QUOTE (stef_92 @ Jun 11 2008, 21:58)
QUOTE (joelzaar @ Jun 10 2008, 07:36)
I found a link to the WORLD RECORD OF WANKING lucky man Miguel Yanez is the winner of the record, check this out WANKER

What the helll? This is 36 times for 24 hours mercie_blink.gif . This man is really sick. I think that after the record he evan wasn't able to walk biggrin.gif

Whats the point to masturbate??

Self-pleasure? I'm taking a stab in the dark.

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 08:55 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 12:18)
Why do people watch porn and do this? I dont see the point isnt it like just tempting yourself or does it give you the same pleasure as actually doing it? Also people often define wanking as "spanking the sausage" I can only guess they are reffering to the penis but I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure. This is a touchy topic but can someone please clear this up in a dignified way, thanks.

I donno why guys do it there all horny anyways turn.gif

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 09:21 PM

QUOTE (Mr. Mcreary @ Jun 11 2008, 20:55)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 12:18)
Why do people watch porn and do this? I dont see the point isnt it like just tempting yourself or does it give you the same pleasure as actually doing it? Also people often define wanking as "spanking the sausage" I can only guess they are reffering to the penis but I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure.  This is a touchy topic but can someone please clear this up in a dignified way, thanks.

I donno why guys do it there all horny anyways turn.gif

You ever felt how good it feels once you finally start to cum? You'd know then.

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#369

Posted 11 June 2008 - 09:31 PM

QUOTE (bigmamatuna @ Apr 22 2008, 18:46)
The best way to masturbate to minimize mess is by having your legs against the wall, and your butt a little higher then where the wall meets the floor, maybe even a little bit higher if need be.  This way, the angle you are at allows you to shoot it right into your mouth, thus easing cleanup (Fig. A).

NOW WITH 100% MORE DIAGRAMS:
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NOTE: It's important to remember that if you do this with your back against the wall and your legs on the floor that gravity will just hamper your experience.  Unless you can get some wicked arc, in which case, be my guest.

-edits for clarity-

OMFG I LAUGHED LIKE f*ckING CRAZY lol.gif

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 09:34 PM

When you're close to coming, you want to do it really slow and carry on like that until you've finished. Makes orgasming superb.

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 10:28 PM

QUOTE (Mzeppelin @ Jun 11 2008, 21:21)
QUOTE (Mr. Mcreary @ Jun 11 2008, 20:55)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 12:18)
Why do people watch porn and do this? I dont see the point isnt it like just tempting yourself or does it give you the same pleasure as actually doing it? Also people often define wanking as "spanking the sausage" I can only guess they are reffering to the penis but I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure.  This is a touchy topic but can someone please clear this up in a dignified way, thanks.

I donno why guys do it there all horny anyways turn.gif

You ever felt how good it feels once you finally start to cum? You'd know then.

Oh okay lmao hahahaha

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#372

Posted 11 June 2008 - 11:53 PM

When i masturbate alot in 1 day my dick hurts, like it's bruised moto_whistle.gif My dad sorta knows when i'm doin it, he comes upstairs and knocks on the door if he wants me. My mum has no idea she just comes upstairs as quietley as possible and opens the door really fast, while i try and make out i was just posting a message on GTA Forums.

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#373

Posted 12 June 2008 - 12:03 AM

QUOTE (hick @ Jun 12 2008, 01:53)
just posting a message on GTA Forums.

I think they'd prefer you masturbating to that. cry.gif

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 12:19 AM

I do it because it feels wonderful, and it puts a smile on my face everytime.

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#375

Posted 12 June 2008 - 05:23 AM

I'm 15 and I have never watched porn, but wanking is different.. No need to have porn to wank.

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 05:39 AM

QUOTE (Barciur @ Jun 11 2008, 23:23)
I'm 15 and I have never watched porn, but wanking is different.. No need to have porn to wank.

NOTE:First of all OBAMA IS AWSOME and this s why I say this
I Think its halarius that some one supporting OBAMA (Like me) jerks off and is talking about Jerking off (Like me), we have a lot in comon so far.

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 09:54 AM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 06:18)
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

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#378

Posted 12 June 2008 - 10:22 AM

There isnt allways a woman (or man, lets not be gayist) availiable when you get the urge.

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 10:34 AM

QUOTE (GTASIX @ Jun 12 2008, 20:22)
There isnt allways a woman (or man, lets not be gayist) availiable when you get the urge.

Excellent terminology, but it was rather well put. Is that then the end of the discussion?

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 02:46 PM

QUOTE (GTASIX @ Jun 12 2008, 10:22)
There isnt allways a woman (or man, lets not be gayist) availiable when you get the urge.

HAHAHAHA biggrin.gif

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 05:08 PM

QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 09:54)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 06:18)
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 08:33 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Jun 12 2008, 11:08)
QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 09:54)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 06:18)
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 08:39 PM

QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 15:33)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Jun 12 2008, 11:08)
QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 09:54)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 06:18)
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

Dont make him shoot his crazy in your eye.

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 08:42 PM

QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 20:33)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Jun 12 2008, 11:08)
QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 09:54)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 06:18)
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

nutboy sounds cooler........it confuses people 3 ways

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 09:09 PM Edited by mincemate003, 23 June 2008 - 06:12 AM.

QUOTE (chillwinston8717 @ Apr 22 2008, 12:23)
I can see some funny quotes coming from this thread.

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 10:26 PM

QUOTE (*MURDOC* @ Jun 13 2008, 06:39)
QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 15:33)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Jun 12 2008, 11:08)
QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 09:54)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 06:18)
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

Dont make him shoot his crazy in your eye.

Don't excite him or his crazy will go everywhere catspider.gif

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 10:30 PM

QUOTE (OnePiece @ Jun 12 2008, 17:26)
QUOTE (*MURDOC* @ Jun 13 2008, 06:39)
QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 15:33)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Jun 12 2008, 11:08)
QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 09:54)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 06:18)
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

Dont make him shoot his crazy in your eye.

Don't excite him or his crazy will go everywhere catspider.gif

Hahaha LMAO lol.gif

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 11:14 PM

QUOTE (D- Ice @ Jun 12 2008, 22:30)
QUOTE (OnePiece @ Jun 12 2008, 17:26)
QUOTE (*MURDOC* @ Jun 13 2008, 06:39)
QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 15:33)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Jun 12 2008, 11:08)
QUOTE (GTA3Rockstar @ Jun 12 2008, 09:54)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 06:18)
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

Dont make him shoot his crazy in your eye.

Don't excite him or his crazy will go everywhere catspider.gif

Hahaha LMAO lol.gif

Be careful, he may have his piece and blow his load all up on your face and dat.

My input to this witty quote train.

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#389

Posted 12 June 2008 - 11:53 PM

QUOTE (mincemate003 @ Jun 12 2008, 17:09)
QUOTE (chillwinston8717 @ Apr 22 2008, 12:23)
I can see some funny quotes coming from this thread.

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#390

Posted 12 June 2008 - 11:57 PM Edited by mincemate003, 13 June 2008 - 12:24 AM.

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