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#1

Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:18 PM

Why do people watch porn and do this? I dont see the point isnt it like just tempting yourself or does it give you the same pleasure as actually doing it? Also people often define wanking as "spanking the sausage" I can only guess they are reffering to the penis but I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure. This is a touchy topic but can someone please clear this up in a dignified way, thanks.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:20 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 08:18)
Why do people watch porn and do this?

You've got to be kidding me.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:20 PM

It just does, there's no full explanation needed, really.

I can't believe this is a real topic.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:22 PM

I've never, ever, heard anyone call it 'spanking the sausage'.
And why do you care if people watch porn? Whatever gets them off man. Just because you don't see the point doesn't mean there isn't one.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:23 PM

I can see some funny quotes coming from this thread.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:23 PM

QUOTE (Guybrush_Threepwood @ Apr 22 2008, 12:22)
I've never, ever, heard anyone call it 'spanking the sausage'.
And why do you care if people watch porn? Whatever gets them off man. Just because you don't see the point doesn't mean there isn't one.

I never said there wasnt. I just wanted to know.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:24 PM

Incredibly, some people also do it without watching any porn at all. Seriously, you'll find out when you're a grown-up.

Also, I love that someone called nutboy made this topic.

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#8

Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:25 PM

Some people even master the "No hands masturbation" which is like a wet dream, but your awake.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:25 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 22:18)
I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure.

Well, you see, this white substance called...

Ah, f*ck it. I'll leave it up to somebody else.


But seriously, you're kidding me, right? I think you need to listen a bit more in Sex Education class.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:25 PM

spanking the sausage ? i think you have to spank the bitch ass not your weiner

if you masturbate, hair will grow in your palm ...

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:26 PM

QUOTE (Struff Bunstridge @ Apr 22 2008, 12:24)
Incredibly, some people also do it without watching any porn at all. Seriously, you'll find out when you're a grown-up.

Also, I love that someone called nutboy made this topic.

I clear up that the nut in nutboy is a different one from what you think.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:26 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 13:23)
QUOTE (Guybrush_Threepwood @ Apr 22 2008, 12:22)
I've never, ever, heard anyone call it 'spanking the sausage'.
And why do you care if people watch porn? Whatever gets them off man. Just because you don't see the point doesn't mean there isn't one.

I never said there wasnt. I just wanted to know.

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I dont see the point

Yes you did.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:27 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 07:26)
QUOTE (Struff Bunstridge @ Apr 22 2008, 12:24)
Incredibly, some people also do it without watching any porn at all. Seriously, you'll find out when you're a grown-up.

Also, I love that someone called nutboy made this topic.

I clear up that the nut in nutboy is a different one from what you think.

Suuuuure it is.


OK, I'll think of a legit reason so you'll sleep better at night.

Can't get AIDS jerkin' it.

There, happy now?

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:27 PM

QUOTE (Ya Mum @ Apr 22 2008, 12:25)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 22:18)
I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure.

Well, you see, this white substance called...

Ah, f*ck it. I'll leave it up to somebody else.


But seriously, you're kidding me, right? I think you need to listen a bit more in Sex Education class.

I was never taught how to masturbate in my classes.........

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:28 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 12:26)
QUOTE (Struff Bunstridge @ Apr 22 2008, 12:24)
Incredibly, some people also do it without watching any porn at all. Seriously, you'll find out when you're a grown-up.

Also, I love that someone called nutboy made this topic.

I clear up that the nut in nutboy is a different one from what you think.

So it isn't a bag of mixed nuts?

Your a sick bastard.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:28 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 12:26)
I clear up that the nut in nutboy is a different one from what you think.

Right, right. You're just a great big fan of almonds. Still, you just guaranteed yourself a hot topic, so kudos for that.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:29 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 08:27)
QUOTE (Ya Mum @ Apr 22 2008, 12:25)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 22:18)
I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure.

Well, you see, this white substance called...

Ah, f*ck it. I'll leave it up to somebody else.


But seriously, you're kidding me, right? I think you need to listen a bit more in Sex Education class.

I was never taught how to masturbate in my classes.........

Nah, you're supposed to figure that stuff out on your own. They're not going to tell you how to choke your chicken in school.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:29 PM

QUOTE (Guybrush_Threepwood @ Apr 22 2008, 12:26)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 13:23)
QUOTE (Guybrush_Threepwood @ Apr 22 2008, 12:22)
I've never, ever, heard anyone call it 'spanking the sausage'.
And why do you care if people watch porn? Whatever gets them off man. Just because you don't see the point doesn't mean there isn't one.

I never said there wasnt. I just wanted to know.

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I dont see the point

Yes you did.

What I meant was that I wanted to find out.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:30 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 13:29)
What I meant was that I wanted to find out.

I'm sure you did.

Why don't you play tug of war with your cock once and see what happens?

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:31 PM

QUOTE (Struff Bunstridge @ Apr 22 2008, 12:28)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 12:26)
I clear up that the nut in nutboy is a different one from what you think.

Right, right. You're just a great big fan of almonds. Still, you just guaranteed yourself a hot topic, so kudos for that.

It means crazy but dont take it the wrong way. tounge.gif

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:31 PM

Surely the greatest topic title.



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This is a touchy topic but can someone please clear this up


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You poor, strange chile.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:31 PM

I dont know about "Spanking The Sausage":O but i sure do like Spanking The Monkey blush.gif

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:31 PM

QUOTE (Guybrush_Threepwood @ Apr 22 2008, 08:30)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 13:29)
What I meant was that I wanted to find out.

I'm sure you did.

Why don't you play tug of war with your cock once and see what happens?

Yeah, rub the fireman's helmet and he'll squirt milk at you!

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:32 PM Edited by Joe., 22 April 2008 - 12:35 PM.

Lets see if /b/ knows the answer! (GO to /b/ if you want to see.)

WARNING: NSFW, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IS ON /B/

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:32 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 22:27)
QUOTE (Ya Mum @ Apr 22 2008, 12:25)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 22:18)
I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure.

Well, you see, this white substance called...

Ah, f*ck it. I'll leave it up to somebody else.


But seriously, you're kidding me, right? I think you need to listen a bit more in Sex Education class.

I was never taught how to masturbate in my classes.........

Yes but you do know of such thing as sperm, right? And that the climax in masturbating isn't just "slapping your penis" but when you actually ejaculate?

By reading your original post it sounds like you don't know any of that but I am hoping I'm wrong.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:34 PM

Geez cant believe someone would actually make this as a topic, but it is funny.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:38 PM

QUOTE (Ya Mum @ Apr 22 2008, 12:32)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 22:27)
QUOTE (Ya Mum @ Apr 22 2008, 12:25)
QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 22:18)
I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure.

Well, you see, this white substance called...

Ah, f*ck it. I'll leave it up to somebody else.


But seriously, you're kidding me, right? I think you need to listen a bit more in Sex Education class.

I was never taught how to masturbate in my classes.........

Yes but you do know of such thing as sperm, right? And that the climax in masturbating isn't just "slapping your penis" but when you actually ejaculate?

By reading your original post it sounds like you don't know any of that but I am hoping I'm wrong.

Wow you big dudes can actually achieve artificial ejaculation?! wow just wow.... wow.gif

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:56 PM

Punch the clown for a while, you'll like it. smile.gif

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 12:59 PM

QUOTE (nutboy @ Apr 22 2008, 13:18)
Why do people watch porn and do this?

Are you 10?

It's a rule, it's a way of life for lonely people and thrill seekers...

The great Wank is the essence of life itself.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 01:00 PM

Come on dude 'tap the hat'




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