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Max
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#3631

Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:58 PM

Do you still speak to Graham, Ottae? Does he still engage in forced sexual intercourse? Of the old guard kippers and Parky are around. Funky, Guybrush and truthy lurk in the private area, Kev's been removed, no sign of Rob, or Platty.


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#3632

Posted 28 April 2014 - 02:20 PM

Do you still speak to Graham, Ottae? Does he still engage in forced sexual intercourse? Of the old guard kippers and Parky are around. Funky, Guybrush and truthy lurk in the private area, Kev's been removed, no sign of Rob, or Platty.

 

Nar, I'm too pedestrian for him now! We've shared the odd Twitter convo, but nothing else. He doesn't partake in rape now afaik. Yeah those mother f*ckers are like a bad smell! 

 

Oh not, not Kev! I assume your sig is a memorial? He could have genuinely died, thinking about it.

 

Rob is also elite as f*ck now; according to his Facebook he's doing a PhD in Experimental High Energy Particle Physics at the University of Liverpool, as you do. Platty was probably killed when they raided Bin Laden's hideout in 2011.

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#3633

Posted 28 April 2014 - 02:28 PM

Yeah the sig is a tribute to the man, credit to your wonderful work with the cut out Ottae.

 

What are you up to? I can see from a little FB stalk you're still with your girlfriend, congratulations.


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Posted 28 April 2014 - 02:35 PM

Haha, I love it.

 

I am indeed! Thanks man. I'm still living in Birmingham (very much in the centre, 2 minute walk from New Street Train Station) and I'm working as a Junior Graphic Designer at a design agency in Kenilworth, Warwickshire. It's going pretty well, been here for just under a year now and it's a blast!

 

How about you, what are you up to nowadays?


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#3635

Posted 28 April 2014 - 02:43 PM

You jammy little sod f*cker.

 

Biggest git ever.

 

Innit mush.


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Posted 28 April 2014 - 02:54 PM

Ah congratulations! Sounds good man, putting your Kev gfx skills to good use. :^:

 

I graduated last year, doing a MSc in Sheffield and am staring work as an Account executive in Camden in September after my Sandhurst plans fell through.I passed 3 rounds of selection and was penciled in for a September 2013 start, I only had to complete my final round of selection down at Westbury. But my selection date was moved 3 times due to MoD incompetence, I was shunted because they'd over booked the selection, then because they'd under booked it and then because they lost my medical forms. So I retook my medical and I didn't get my clearance til too late. I passed briefing in November 2012 and the next stage should have taken 8 weeks but here, 18 months later I still haven't passed or even attended the final round.

 

After that series of cock ups my enthusiasm for the army kind of went out the window and so I took on my MSc and got a job lined up. 

Anyway, it's all good. Considering whether or not to give the selection a final crack so that I don't wonder 'what if?' for the rest of my life. 


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Posted 28 April 2014 - 03:06 PM

Thanks for your inspiring words Daz, as ever<3

 

Wow Max, what a clusterf*ck. Talk about leading you up the garden path! Sounds like Human Resources cocking everything up, I've failed to ever come a cross a competent HR department. It's as if they're hard-wired to make things as difficult as possible for everyone involved. Shame it didn't work out, but then again, less chance of work based fatality now! :^:

 

What are you studying for your MSc? Looks like it turned out better for you anyway than joining the RMA. My girlfriend handed in her MA Dissertation recently, which means she's now qualified and can apply for more jobs!

 

Any sign of Tim or Liam? 


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#3638

Posted 28 April 2014 - 05:15 PM

Liam posted the other day in Voodoo's milestone topic but nothing else. It was magical and all too fleeting.

 

Tim seems ridiculously busy, he's always jetting off to Japan and he's taken a bit of a back seat with the forum but he's still around. It seems like people (you included :p )are slowly coming back out of the woodwork with the return of the PGC and I hope it continues.


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#3639

Posted 28 April 2014 - 05:17 PM

Liam likes to show his bald head around here only when he's least expected. Tomorrow's his birthday, if I recall correctly. Unless you mean Seddo, which is… pretty much the same, actually. There was some kind of hush with Tim these days, but I totally missed it. Now that I think of it, I haven't seen him posting.

 

Rob, the legend, actually popped by the other day. I can't believe I misattributed that legendary quote.


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#3640

Posted 28 April 2014 - 05:22 PM

f*ck yeah. Seddo is a Liam too. I miss Seddo.


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#3641

Posted 28 April 2014 - 08:12 PM

 

 

Moth - These bloody display name changes make it difficult to identify folk. How are you my friend?

 

Pretty good. Had nice vacation from college for the past 4 months.

 

 

 

 

So what's the deal, is this place like the MP forum or is it more akin to the PGC of olde, or a little of both?

Bit of both really. Mainly cause MP talk still happens here, but the forum isn't really focused on MP anymore.


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#3642

Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:59 PM

*Slowly steps in*
H-Hello.. C-Can I c-come in..?

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#3643

Posted 29 April 2014 - 03:26 PM Edited by Nipperkins, 29 April 2014 - 03:27 PM.

No*

 

You can if you make Ramsey even more kawaii.


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#3644

Posted 29 April 2014 - 03:52 PM Edited by Kalvin, 29 April 2014 - 04:07 PM.

Does this fulfill your needs?

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#3645

Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:53 PM

you call the kawaii? Give him some of those anime eyes, make the background cuter!


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:12 PM

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#3647

Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:17 PM

He needs boobs

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#3648

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:04 AM

You put Rembrandt to shame.  

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#3649

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:18 AM Edited by Kalvin, 30 April 2014 - 02:19 AM.

So, I presume I can stay (for) now? :p

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#3650

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:19 AM

If adding a tail makes something "kawaii" then the old, long-haired but balding gentleman I saw riding his bike the other day was very kawaii.
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#3651

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:19 AM

So, I presume I can stay now? :p

Probably until you piss someone off.

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#3652

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:29 AM

Can somebody please enlighten me as to what in the name of f*ck a kawaii is?


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#3653

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:43 AM Edited by Moth, 30 April 2014 - 02:43 AM.

Can somebody please enlighten me as to what in the name of f*ck a kawaii is?

An adjective in Japanese meaning " pretty; cute; lovely; charming; dear; darling; pet" It's stem is two kanji meaning "can love". It is commonly used by anime and manga fans.
Chibiusa-chan's new outfit is so kawaii!
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#3654

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:45 AM

Kalvin, you need to make Raavi more kawaii. 


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#3655

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:45 AM

Is it pronounced the same as Hawaii? 


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#3656

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:46 AM

 

Gwen Stefani says yes.

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#3657

Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:47 AM

Is it pronounced the same as Hawaii? 

Yes. At least it seems to be, according to all of the anime I've watched.

 

Kalvin, you need to make Raavi more kawaii. 

Also this.

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#3658

Posted 30 April 2014 - 03:02 AM

Kalv, I'm surprised you didn't make the pigeon in your sig super kawaii. I mean it's just begging for the K.

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#3659

Posted 30 April 2014 - 03:04 AM

Kalv, I'm surprised you didn't make the pigeon in your sig super kawaii. I mean it's just begging for the K.

I also believe you need to get in on this too, Tacymist.


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#3660

Posted 30 April 2014 - 03:06 AM

Kawaii and the Infinite Sadness. 

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