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#91

Posted 14 February 2008 - 11:33 PM

QUOTE (anuj @ Feb 14 2008, 23:21)
QUOTE (cold fusion 33 @ Feb 14 2008, 17:02)
I'm not trying to say that treating girls mean isn't going to work, I'm sure it does in some cases I'm just saying that posting crap like 'Walk up to her, bone her on the spot' sort of thing is just rubbish... Now I just want to stop posting myself now I am just spamming... Darn sarcastic people on this forum  who think they have a chance at humor tounge.gif
Does anybody else feel the same way as I? I doubt it...

I was going to respond seriously but then I saw this.

This.

This is you.

user posted hotness

I'd hit it. tounge.gif

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#92

Posted 15 February 2008 - 12:34 AM Edited by Claude GTA3, 15 February 2008 - 12:39 AM.

Pretend to be emotional and a romantic,girls are suckers for that tacky sh*t.

PS: NEVER,EVER be grumpy around 'em...I learned that the hard...and painful way.

Side note: If ypu''re really desperate,and wanna dip it into her,take her out on a movie,pretend to yawn,then put your arm around her,then a nice cosey dinner,some pralines,bonbons,jewelry,useless,shiny and expensive trinkets,etc...

Alternatives: Hooker - Much cheaper,doesn't talk

Drugs - Drug her up,f*ck her up,change your name,move to an another state.

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#93

Posted 15 February 2008 - 12:37 AM

QUOTE (Claude GTA3 @ Feb 14 2008, 19:34)
Pretend to be emotional and a romantic,girls are suckers for that tacky sh*t.

Main Entry: tacky
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): tacki·er ; -est
Etymology: tacky a low-class person
1 a : characterized by lack of good breeding <couldn't run around downtown... in a bikini, which was tacky -- Cyra McFadden> b : SHABBY , SEEDY <a tacky town whose citrus groves were blighted by smoke -- Bryce Nelson>
2 : not having or exhibiting good taste: as a : marked by lack of style : DOWDY b : marked by cheap showiness : GAUDY
Nice choice of "WORD".

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#94

Posted 15 February 2008 - 12:41 AM Edited by Claude GTA3, 15 February 2008 - 12:46 AM.

Post fixed,but romance and fake emotions = tacky.

Ontopic:
QUOTE (GTAuron)
QUOTE (Pandazoot @ Feb 14 2008, 23:52)
You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me happy.gif ) so  some of what you say is bullsh*t...

x2 now that I think of it. Girls at least like the treat em mean approach...not to mention, winding a girl up is actually closer to flirtation than people realise. Actually, in certain circumstances, it can be seen as flirting.


Yeah,or sexual harassment.

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#95

Posted 15 February 2008 - 01:17 AM

Get her number, call her and say you found something she lost.

Have her meet you in the park. Wear nothing but a trenchcoat. Also have a bottle of peppermint schnapps.

Groove with it from there.

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#96

Posted 15 February 2008 - 02:44 AM

QUOTE (GTAuron @ Feb 14 2008, 20:56)
QUOTE (Pandazoot @ Feb 14 2008, 23:52)
You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me happy.gif ) so  some of what you say is bullsh*t...

x2 now that I think of it. Girls at least like the treat em mean approach...not to mention, winding a girl up is actually closer to flirtation than people realise. Actually, in certain circumstances, it can be seen as flirting.

You have to be mean in the right way. If you are mean in a "I'm making fun of you", it works in most cases. If you are mean in a "I despise you, bitch" way it doesn't, unless the girl is insane and likes humiliation.

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#97

Posted 15 February 2008 - 07:35 PM

QUOTE (cold fusion 33 @ Feb 14 2008, 17:24)
I must say that is a stupid picture of me cryani.gif Along with every other picture of me....
Having the piss taken out of me by Anuj... Damn...

But stupid looks and sh*t hairdo aside why do people find such rubbish posts necessary... Ohh well I am just going on and on...

I was just f*cking with you, you know. Unless I could make fun of someone who looks normal just making a funny face.

But I can't, so I don't.

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#98

Posted 15 February 2008 - 07:45 PM

Ahh sorry my bad sad.gif . I tend to take things very seriously...
Oh well at least I have something to put in my sig now smile.gif .

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#99

Posted 15 February 2008 - 07:49 PM

QUOTE (Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus @ Feb 13 2008, 22:22)
Say "bitch, I wanna be inside you," and she will undoubtedly give in.

I commend you on your exemplary advice. Bravo sir! Bravo! biggrin.gif




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