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cold fusion 33
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#61

Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:04 PM

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I already tapped both of them.

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You have no chance at a girlfriend.
Have fun fapping for the rest of your life.

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Exactly how large do you consider "reasonable"?

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Girls like guys who are dicks to them. Walk up to her tomorrow, throw her books on the ground and call her a fat c*nt. She'll blow you right there.
Trust me bro. We have the same birthday.

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Seconded. Cali knows the truth. I saw it happen with my own two eyes. He slapped her book against the locker and told her to quit acting like a psycho bitch. She locked onto him and lunged for his weiner. It was all professional grade skin fluting from that point. Word son.

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Ashleigh dude i f*cked her last week  just kidding well kind of you see the ashleigh im talking about had black hair

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For some reason this line made me piss myself laughing.

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I think if you're posting a topic like this, then you don't have much of a chance.

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The best advice is to Moonwalk up to her and shout "I'm so baaaad!" while cupping your dick and giving a Michael Jackson forward kick.
She will be smoking your meat cigar in no time!

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lol

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But if you want some gash then grow a tash, I mean it worked for Ron Jeremy

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Aye, that's a guaranteed way into their panties these days.


Jesus christ thanks for all of the helpful replies I mean sh*t you just posted confused.gif . I am amazed at how many people will say things like 'Go stick your cock in their mouth, they will love it. Hilarious.

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I think you should stop asking complete strangers for their opinions. Including this one.

I do not see why asking for advice on an internet forum is bad, I mean everybody on here are real people and have varied experiences/ advice from all different ages. Where else could you find that so easily? Don't say 'Go ask your mother'....

Back on topic, I think you do have a chance, if you can keep going with her in a way that won't make her think something along the lines of 'Jeez why is this guy still following me', try and get together slowly, it seldom works just metaphorically bursting in and asking her out. It just doesn't happen.
Well I think that's all I have to say... For now...
Good luck icon14.gif

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#62

Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:06 PM

QUOTE (The Killa @ Feb 13 2008, 05:48)
You have no chance at a girlfriend.

Have fun fapping for the rest of your life.

LMFappingAO

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#63

Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:22 PM

Say "bitch, I wanna be inside you," and she will undoubtedly give in.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:51 PM Edited by Slamman, 13 February 2008 - 10:54 PM.

QUOTE (TenaciousD. @ Feb 13 2008, 20:28)
QUOTE (willgtavcs @ Feb 13 2008, 20:15)
lol, my father used to call me big will, now he just calls me stoner,sh*tface, and snugglebunny




I would be kinda worried about that if I was you.

I have to say, very TWISTED
For the record, women are afraid of me, I think... mostly. I have that sweet tooth teeth rot goin for me, and the unwashed long hair deadbeat look.. as my avatar plainly shows. I think the best best is Net chat rooms, people do meet online, but that's not specific to your case, I suggest setting up one on one web camming if you email already!

This is a serious response, I think it would work better for people who feel more open online like I do, then face to face.


I feel I've disclosed too much. Note to self> SHUT UP!

Funny response edit now:
If I don't, you certainly don't I read your posts and saw your pic! I'm just being up front about it hahahaha devil.gif tounge2.gif

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 11:40 PM

QUOTE (cold fusion 33 @ Feb 13 2008, 23:04)
Jesus christ thanks for all of the helpful replies I mean sh*t you just posted confused.gif . I am amazed at how many people will say things like 'Go stick your cock in their mouth, they will love it. Hilarious.

Calm the f*ck down. This is teh internets. Sorry but I don't come online to be a f*cking advisor for people...I'd expect pay for that. I come online to be a total ass. Don't know about the others on here.

@Author: No offence but you're coming across as quite the stalker. I say play it easy. Flirt, but keep a distance. Don't whatever you do, come across like "OMG I'd do anything for you" cause then they'll do one of 2 things, either laugh at you, or go out with you and rinse you of every penny you have.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 12:20 AM

Right. You have a interesting thing here.

I would keep friends with her, have targets... like maybe to see her more each day, then hug her etc...

You shouldn't tell her too much about what you do on the internet, or play loads of GTA etc..keep that hidden. I did and it worked, I still do tounge.gif

Play cool with them..be funny, tell jokes...but don't overcook it. Don't go to far and make her think you are weird.

There's no problem with living a double life, it is the triple and quadruple lives that get you in the end. wink.gif

Last Thursday it was the end of school, we had a 1 week break (this week).

There is this girl who I have been getting friendly with @ school....for a while now. We were standing outside school she went on her bus..i walked past and saw that she was watching something on her iPod which I gave her (no, not porn or anything like that), so when I had put my bags down, i texted her. And she told me to go and speak to her, so we were talking for around half an hour, when someone on her bus came outside and said "She loves you" and so I said "I love her too" right in front of her. She has a bf though =(, but she said, "I don't love you but I really really like you", and we continued talking....then she got on her bus, went to the window waved like crazy and blew me a kiss, so I did the same, as a reflex action kind of, i didn't have time to think about it, i just did it tounge.gif then i walked off to go and get my stuff tounge.gif

Sorry for my long and boring story, and my grammer is bad but it is late.

So yea, I wish you luck smile.gif

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 03:39 AM

Flirt with her friends.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 04:07 AM Edited by Mikesta, 14 February 2008 - 04:13 AM.

There's only one way to a girl's heart...Make her cry and them comfort her
...It worked for me

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 05:13 AM

Yea, Comforting makes them really like you, just make sure its someone else that makes her cry or w/e.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 05:16 AM

QUOTE (GTAuron @ Feb 13 2008, 23:40)
QUOTE (cold fusion 33 @ Feb 13 2008, 23:04)
Jesus christ thanks for all of the helpful replies I mean sh*t you just posted  confused.gif . I am amazed at how many people will say things like 'Go stick your cock in their mouth, they will love it. Hilarious.

Calm the f*ck down. This is teh internets. Sorry but I don't come online to be a f*cking advisor for people...I'd expect pay for that. I come online to be a total ass. Don't know about the others on here.

@Author: No offence but you're coming across as quite the stalker. I say play it easy. Flirt, but keep a distance. Don't whatever you do, come across like "OMG I'd do anything for you" cause then they'll do one of 2 things, either laugh at you, or go out with you and rinse you of every penny you have.

i have never even followed her around, i just say i hi and talk to her when i see her

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 06:51 AM

I feel sorry about my previous advice, here's some relavent information; Get your friends to stage a hit-and-run so that you can run her to a hospital and be her manly saviour. She will love you for it... if she survives.

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#72

Posted 14 February 2008 - 07:23 AM

Man, our funny to white-noise ratio is really dipping low these days.

OP - Play it by ear. If you have to change yourself or follow advice in order to find out who it is that she's attracted to, then you're just going to be pissed six months in when she's constantly asking you to do sh*t because she expects you to do it. If you stay natural and just see where it goes, you'll see if she really likes you or if she's more friend material. Not to say there's anything wrong with that. You're 14. I would've killed to have female friends who could've given me some insight into their whole f*cking gender instead of just "dating" random girl after girl.

Also, you're 14.

Again, you're 14. I'm not saying don't have a friend to hold your hand while drinking punch at your Halloween sock hop. I'm just saying don't be too quick to get defined by who you're with and not who you are.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 07:34 AM

QUOTE (Slamman @ Feb 13 2008, 16:51)
QUOTE (TenaciousD. @ Feb 13 2008, 20:28)
QUOTE (willgtavcs @ Feb 13 2008, 20:15)
lol, my father used to  call me big will, now he just calls me stoner,sh*tface, and snugglebunny




I would be kinda worried about that if I was you.

I have to say, very TWISTED

Says the guy who looks like Cerbera.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 07:47 AM

Never-ending comotion = fail

I'm daring you to prove me otherwise boy.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:03 AM

Well you're asking a internet forum on girl advice, so i think the answer is pretty clear............

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:10 AM

Good coincidental lineup of topics.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:18 AM

QUOTE (Digtl vl @ Feb 14 2008, 09:10)
Good coincidental lineup of topics.

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I took that for my signature,when i saw the girlfriend topic on the top of the page.

Haha! biggrin.gif

Anyways,its valentines day today,thought of any plans Will?






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#78

Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:27 AM

QUOTE (cold fusion 33 @ Feb 14 2008, 10:04)
sh*tty rant

Way to ruin my awesomeness. Thanks a sh*tload cold fusion.

I still stand by I tapped them both first.

OP TS whatever,

Whip your dick and balls out in front of her and say 'I maybe small but I got balls.'

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 11:51 AM

You guys here really are a bunch of stoners.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 02:12 PM

QUOTE (Isonis @ Feb 14 2008, 11:51)
You guys here really are a bunch of stoners.

Especially me

But anyway, I'm sure It's already been said a hundred times, but seriously dude, and take it from me.....we need to see some pictures. icon14.gif

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 02:24 PM

QUOTE (Slamman @ Feb 13 2008, 22:51)
QUOTE (TenaciousD. @ Feb 13 2008, 20:28)
QUOTE (willgtavcs @ Feb 13 2008, 20:15)
lol, my father used to call me big will, now he just calls me stoner,sh*tface, and snugglebunny




I would be kinda worried about that if I was you.

I have to say, very TWISTED
For the record, women are afraid of me, I think... mostly. I have that sweet tooth teeth rot goin for me, and the unwashed long hair deadbeat look.. as my avatar plainly shows. I think the best best is Net chat rooms, people do meet online, but that's not specific to your case, I suggest setting up one on one web camming if you email already!

This is a serious response, I think it would work better for people who feel more open online like I do, then face to face.


I feel I've disclosed too much. Note to self> SHUT UP!

Funny response edit now:
If I don't, you certainly don't I read your posts and saw your pic! I'm just being up front about it hahahaha devil.gif tounge2.gif

Oh wow dude, I didn't think that was you, thought it was a pic of Jesus or something.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 04:39 PM

QUOTE (Iminicus @ Feb 14 2008, 08:27)
QUOTE (cold fusion 33 @ Feb 14 2008, 10:04)
sh*tty rant

Way to ruin my awesomeness. Thanks a sh*tload cold fusion.

I still stand by I tapped them both first.

OP TS whatever,

Whip your dick and balls out in front of her and say 'I maybe small but I got balls.'

At least my collaboration of all of your sh*t was more useful than all anything you said.

I maybe small but I got balls?
Is that your main chat up?
Good luck ph34r.gif
You are a comedian I must say.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:52 PM

You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me happy.gif ) so some of what you say is bullsh*t...

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:54 PM Edited by cold fusion 33, 14 February 2008 - 10:57 PM.

Well maybe but I wouldn't say walking up to a girl and shoving your cock in her mouth is really the best way to get her to go with you is it? I'm sure you weren't that mean tounge.gif .
The point I am trying to make is people on the forum trying to get cheap laughs out of a subject that someone takes seriously... I'm all for taking the piss out of people who deserve it but otherwise it's kinda out....
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so some of what you say is bullsh*t...

Compared to some of the other things I quoted?

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:56 PM

QUOTE (Pandazoot @ Feb 14 2008, 23:52)
You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me happy.gif ) so some of what you say is bullsh*t...

x2 now that I think of it. Girls at least like the treat em mean approach...not to mention, winding a girl up is actually closer to flirtation than people realise. Actually, in certain circumstances, it can be seen as flirting.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 11:02 PM

QUOTE (GTAuron @ Feb 14 2008, 22:56)
QUOTE (Pandazoot @ Feb 14 2008, 23:52)
You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me happy.gif ) so  some of what you say is bullsh*t...

x2 now that I think of it. Girls at least like the treat em mean approach...not to mention, winding a girl up is actually closer to flirtation than people realise. Actually, in certain circumstances, it can be seen as flirting.

It's the kinky ones that like it I think.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 11:02 PM

I'm not trying to say that treating girls mean isn't going to work, I'm sure it does in some cases I'm just saying that posting crap like 'Walk up to her, bone her on the spot' sort of thing is just rubbish... Now I just want to stop posting myself now I am just spamming... Darn sarcastic people on this forum who think they have a chance at humor tounge.gif
Does anybody else feel the same way as I? I doubt it...

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 11:16 PM

QUOTE (Pandazoot @ Feb 15 2008, 00:02)
QUOTE (GTAuron @ Feb 14 2008, 22:56)
QUOTE (Pandazoot @ Feb 14 2008, 23:52)
You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me happy.gif ) so some of what you say is bullsh*t...

x2 now that I think of it. Girls at least like the treat em mean approach...not to mention, winding a girl up is actually closer to flirtation than people realise. Actually, in certain circumstances, it can be seen as flirting.

It's the kinky ones that like it I think.

Best in the bedroom too! Yarhar! viddy_pirate.gif

@cold fusion: It's just our way of signalling "You really shouldn't be asking for help on an internet forum full of guys". Posts like the ones you're on about undermine any real meaning to anyones responses, which to be fair is what should happen. I wouldn't take relationship advice off a bunch of teenage blokes.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 11:21 PM

QUOTE (cold fusion 33 @ Feb 14 2008, 17:02)
I'm not trying to say that treating girls mean isn't going to work, I'm sure it does in some cases I'm just saying that posting crap like 'Walk up to her, bone her on the spot' sort of thing is just rubbish... Now I just want to stop posting myself now I am just spamming... Darn sarcastic people on this forum who think they have a chance at humor tounge.gif
Does anybody else feel the same way as I? I doubt it...

I was going to respond seriously but then I saw this.

This.

This is you.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 11:24 PM Edited by cold fusion 33, 14 February 2008 - 11:29 PM.

I must say that is a stupid picture of me cryani.gif Along with every other picture of me....
Having the piss taken out of me by Anuj... Damn...

But stupid looks and sh*t hairdo aside why do people find such rubbish posts necessary... Ohh well I am just going on and on...




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