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Rufus
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#31

Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:32 PM

I think if you're posting a topic like this, then you don't have much of a chance.

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#32

Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:33 PM

QUOTE (Rufus @ Feb 13 2008, 12:32)
I think if you're posting a topic like this, then you don't have much of a chance.

I was just about to post the exact same thing. tounge.gif

Seriously if you don't have the balls to just go up to her and say you like her, then you really don't deserve her, end of.

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#33

Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:41 PM

QUOTE (girishb @ Feb 13 2008, 12:22)
Hell, why don't you just go propose her and find out yourself instead of asking a bunch of fools to provide opinions when most of us don't even know you!

He has a point.
Never make topics like this!
you have all the chances that Bradd pitt had on Angie.
You shouldn't rush and ask if you can knock her go out together.
If you wanna be a real player, you should get her to ask you.
It isn't just dudes who like banging being loved, so do girls...just 'act' like a real gentleman and be delicious to her. Your words mean a lot to her as she might try to guess if you love her or not...so think your words, research her character and try to change yourself to that.
Next level:- Just don't act in front of her as if shes just ordinary girl, make her feel special, your facial expressions should say "I love you and you are the hottest slut I ever f*cked"...
"I love you and I am ready to spend my life with you"

When close enough, just smilingly look at her eyes....she'll be trapped.

I wish you good luck.

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#34

Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:43 PM Edited by Nixon, 13 February 2008 - 12:46 PM.

QUOTE (dxk @ Feb 13 2008, 12:41)
"I love you and I am ready to spend my life with you"



Jesus, he's only 14 and has just met the girl. mercie_blink.gif

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#35

Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:52 PM

QUOTE (Nixon @ Feb 13 2008, 12:43)
QUOTE (dxk @ Feb 13 2008, 12:41)
"I love you and I am ready to spend my life with you"



Jesus, he's only 14 and has just met the girl. mercie_blink.gif

Ah, but it doesn't matter.
the same look can be used just to say that "your my first love"
or sh*t like that.
My point is, the expression means different things to different people.

Oh, and I believe I said to that when hes in the next level.

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#36

Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:00 PM

QUOTE (dxk @ Feb 13 2008, 12:52)
the same look can be used just to say that "your my first love"

Or, "I think I just soiled myself".

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:01 PM

The best advice is to Moonwalk up to her and shout "I'm so baaaad!" while cupping your dick and giving a Michael Jackson forward kick.

She will be smoking your meat cigar in no time! icon14.gif

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#38

Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:15 PM

QUOTE (Themanwiththeplan @ Feb 13 2008, 13:01)
The best advice is to Moonwalk up to her and shout "I'm so baaaad!" while cupping your dick and giving a Michael Jackson forward kick.

She will be smoking your meat cigar in no time! icon14.gif

lol

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#39

Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:18 PM

Just go up to her and say Hey, Can I take you out tonight/tomorrow night?

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#40

Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:56 PM

You are gonna be her new BEST FRIEND

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 02:01 PM

QUOTE (GTAvanja @ Feb 13 2008, 13:56)
You are gonna be her new BEST FRIEND

A vicious cycle indeed.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 02:03 PM

lol, you have the same birthday as my little brother, And Cali apparently.

But if you want some gash then grow a tash, I mean it worked for Ron Jeremy tounge.gif

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#43

Posted 13 February 2008 - 02:05 PM

QUOTE (Nixon @ Feb 13 2008, 14:33)
QUOTE (Rufus @ Feb 13 2008, 12:32)
I think if you're posting a topic like this, then you don't have much of a chance.

I was just about to post the exact same thing. tounge.gif

Seriously if you don't have the balls to just go up to her and say you like her, then you really don't deserve her, end of.

Yup....

I tell ya two advices.

f*cking give us the pictures back

and...

Go tell her how you feel. If she says like "eww you piece of f*ck go away" then she does. Doesn't matter anyway you in the future. I think you go to high school after year or so, so doesn't matter so much right?

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 02:22 PM

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:28 PM

hahahahahahahaha


a 14 year old hopeless romantic

Don't just talk to her, don't just get to know her - you can do that afterwards. What you need to do, is flirt with her.

Everyone has their own way, so start discovering yours. Just innuendo everything and when u do it, if she responds with a flirt, flick ur eyes at her mouth from time to time.



Knock em dead kid

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#46

Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:34 PM

Ha! Next lesson ask if she's seen Death Proof. Hope she hasn't. If she says no say "Wanna come to mine at the weekend? I got it on DVD" then go out and buy Death Proof.

You will so get a hug when she leaves!!

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:41 PM

QUOTE (TenaciousD. @ Feb 13 2008, 20:34)
Ha! Next lesson ask if she's seen Death Proof. Hope she hasn't. If she says no say "Wanna come to mine at the weekend? I got it on DVD" then go out and buy Death Proof.

You will so get a hug when she leaves!!

"So where's Death Proof..?"

"Aha! You have entered my sexual dungeon; and now you can never leave!"

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#48

Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:50 PM

QUOTE (ceedot @ Feb 13 2008, 06:43)
Shouldn't you get to know her before you ask her out?


Just take your time, and see what happens for yourself.

Exactly, you're making it sound like she's the second coming. Spend a few more lessons with her. Maybe make a few hints. Go from there...

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:52 PM

QUOTE (TenaciousD. @ Feb 13 2008, 19:34)
Ha! Next lesson ask if she's seen Death Proof. Hope she hasn't. If she says no say "Wanna come to mine at the weekend? I got it on DVD" then go out and buy Death Proof.

You will so get a hug when she leaves!!

lol "Seen Death proof?" "NO." "Oh, ok then, need a ride?" devil.gif

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#50

Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:59 PM

Seems like you haven't been in this situation before. All I can say is that you go by on your own and find out your own way of handling situations like this, otherwise you'll never learn.

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#51

Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:15 PM

QUOTE (Guybrush_Threepwood @ Feb 13 2008, 11:46)
QUOTE (Brad. @ Feb 13 2008, 12:41)
QUOTE (willgtavcs @ Feb 13 2008, 11:34)
QUOTE (Brad. @ Feb 13 2008, 11:26)
What would be the chances if she saw your GTAF account, hm?

I highly doubt it

Well, good. Anywho, you need build, somewhat, a foundation of relationship with her before you make the kill. Give it a month, but don't get friend-zoned. If she likes you, great. But, this is one of thing you had with this girl, which I am sure, many other guys have had. You need to make yourself special. Ask yourself, "What makes me more special then the other guys?" "Why would she pick me?" ect.

These questions must be answered in a positive direction torwards you. Make the foundation relationship with her, then ask her out. Look for signs as well, if you can't find any signs; you can gamble and see if she likes you or not. Find out if she is a shy/outgoing girl. If she's shy, then you might not find signs with her. Opposite being outgoing.

The f*ck do you think you're talking about?
Don't listen to him Big Will. Just chloroform the bitch and ride the partytrain.

lol, my father used to call me big will, now he just calls me stoner,sh*tface, and snugglebunny




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#52

Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:17 PM

why are guys such pussysh*t when it comes to girls? i lol'd at the topic. grow a set of balls dude. you have a lot to learn.

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#53

Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:18 PM

Get to know her first, flirt a little and then go in for the kill.

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#54

Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:19 PM

QUOTE (willgtavcs @ Feb 13 2008, 21:15)
On Topic:One step closer i am now her bebo friend icon14.gif

Bebo better be slang for 'special sex'. Otherwise I will be sorely disappointed.

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#55

Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:26 PM

QUOTE (willgtavcs @ Feb 13 2008, 20:15)
On Topic:One step closer i am now her bebo friend icon14.gif

Aye, that's a guaranteed way into their panties these days.

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#56

Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:28 PM

QUOTE (Straznicy @ Feb 13 2008, 20:26)
QUOTE (willgtavcs @ Feb 13 2008, 20:15)
On Topic:One step closer i am now her bebo friend icon14.gif

Aye, that's a guaranteed way into their panties these days.

lol i wish, When i had bebo a few years ago i was friends with Emma Watson, Did that get me in her pants?? If only. inlove.gif

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#57

Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:28 PM

QUOTE (willgtavcs @ Feb 13 2008, 20:15)
lol, my father used to call me big will, now he just calls me stoner,sh*tface, and snugglebunny




I would be kinda worried about that if I was you.

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#58

Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:30 PM

No chance. You're in the friend zone now by how you acted. If she dated you it would be out of pity or because of her age.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:39 PM

QUOTE (willgtavcs @ Feb 13 2008, 20:15)
lol, my father used to  call me big will, now he just calls me stoner,sh*tface, and snugglebunny

Now that made me laugh!

QUOTE ( willgtavcs)
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Link? Let's see if she's up to your superior fanny magnet standards.

@Guybrush- Close enough. icon14.gif

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#60

Posted 13 February 2008 - 09:27 PM

Along with [some of] what's already been said, here's a summary of what to remember

Be unpredictable
Be cocky
Be nasty to her
Initiative
CONFIDENCE

Also look for different signs; eg, playing with their hair, copying you (look at the clock and so will she), etc., etc.

So many people fail and lose a girl to someone else because they're simply to afraid to do anything about it.




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