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Claude GTA3
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#61

Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:53 PM

QUOTE (guilty.by.association @ Dec 13 2007, 19:48)
QUOTE (Claude GTA3 @ Dec 14 2007, 08:47)
I'm so Badass.lol If u wanna hear my criminal stories,PM me

Anyways,I gotta fix my carburator on my goddamn moped,it's choking on me again,I'll be on in five.

God you have a moped aswell?

Mine now thanks

Back.yeah,well it's an old piece of crap i stole...I'm too lazy to earn for a scoot.

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#62

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:01 PM

well this thread has decended into you lot flirting outrageously with guilty.by.association, confused.gif

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#63

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:04 PM

QUOTE (Eddie280 @ Dec 14 2007, 09:01)
well this thread has decended into you lot flirting outrageously with guilty.by.association, confused.gif

Wtf calm down all he did was make one comment. ONE. Take some pills dude.

Claude GTA3
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#64

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:04 PM

Not really,I'm just talking about my famous sh*t.

OK,I'm done with my bad fame.

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#65

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:06 PM

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Wtf calm down all he did was make one comment. ONE. Take some pills dude.


lol my bad, i didnt realise you were loving the attention so much.

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#66

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:08 PM

QUOTE (Eddie280 @ Dec 14 2007, 09:06)
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Wtf calm down all he did was make one comment. ONE. Take some pills dude.


lol my bad, i didnt realise you were loving the attention so much.

Im not getting any attention, if you read the last page we were all talking about crime, not flirting at all. I dont find crime very sexy, personally. Claude made ONE comment about me when i compared myself to michael jackson, you don't have to like me at all but if you have a problem with other people liking me, then leave

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#67

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:09 PM

QUOTE (Eddie280 @ Dec 13 2007, 21:06)
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Wtf calm down all he did was make one comment. ONE. Take some pills dude.


lol my bad, i didnt realise you were loving the attention so much.

shes loved it all night lol

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#68

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:10 PM

I share the surname of Bass Player for Example and Plan B, but we're not related. moto_whistle.gif

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#69

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:10 PM

QUOTE (oysterbarron @ Dec 14 2007, 09:09)
QUOTE (Eddie280 @ Dec 13 2007, 21:06)
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Wtf calm down all he did was make one comment. ONE. Take some pills dude.


lol my bad, i didnt realise you were loving the attention so much.

shes loved it all night lol

You know, you could take that literally seeing as ive been here all night, but on the other topic, i don't see what his point is about this one.

He needs to lay off the shrooms if you ask me

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#70

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:12 PM

The Bible tells me I am Gods child.

Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus
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#71

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:13 PM Edited by Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus, 13 December 2007 - 08:16 PM.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm really smart, and I've been shoplifting since I was in middle school, and I've never been caught.

I also used to steal from my old job and, although I witnessed about 15 people getting caught, I, myself, never got caught. (That's the most important thing, of course)

The hardest part about it is not telling someone (you know) that you've been stealing. Usually, it's a bad idea to tell any of your newer friends or family. Some people have serious moral qualms about it, and will try to get you help. Also, don't tell any girls, especially if you just want to impress them. They probably won't be impressed, and they're all snitches. tounge.gif Also, it's a good idea to create a goody two-shoes persona around the people you're stealing from.

I am good at playing the piano, too.

It's some sort of f*cking trifecta.

So I don't seem like a total jackass, I'll tell you guys that I suck at writing poems. I like writing poems, but I'm really bad at it. sad.gif

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#72

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:14 PM

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you don't have to like me at all but if you have a problem with other people liking me, then leave


i dont have a problem with anyone, and no i dont like you, neither do i dislike you. infact i dont know you. You are just someone who happens to be on the same internet forum as me. I just said what i thought. Its just as a bloke i know that claude was trying to give you the badass image and impress, like he did on another thread about seeing people die, its harmless, im sure i just wanted to point it out. bored.gif

now back to the 'enhanced' tales of your brush with the law.

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#73

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:15 PM

QUOTE (Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus @ Dec 14 2007, 09:13)


I also used to steal from my old job and, although I witnessed about 15 people getting caught, I, myself, never got caught. (That's the most important thing, of course)

I havent either icon14.gif

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#74

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:20 PM

lol ive stolen 2 things in my life thats a leather phone case and a car air freshner, and i felt all dirty

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#75

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:20 PM

QUOTE (guilty.by.association @ Dec 13 2007, 20:15)
QUOTE (Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus @ Dec 14 2007, 09:13)


I also used to steal from my old job and, although I witnessed about 15 people getting caught, I, myself, never got caught. (That's the most important thing, of course)

I havent either icon14.gif

We're good

You steal?

Do you find it hard not to tell the people around you? tounge.gif

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#76

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:22 PM

QUOTE (Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus @ Dec 14 2007, 09:20)
QUOTE (guilty.by.association @ Dec 13 2007, 20:15)
QUOTE (Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus @ Dec 14 2007, 09:13)


I also used to steal from my old job and, although I witnessed about 15 people getting caught, I, myself, never got caught. (That's the most important thing, of course)

I havent either icon14.gif

We're good

You steal?

Do you find it hard not to tell the people around you? tounge.gif

It's not like i "steal"

Im not a criminal kind of person, but i work at a supermarket and they treat me like UTTER sh*t. So one day i got so fed up i thought id go have my break and on the way there, go down the aisle and pick what i wanted to eat and not pay for it. I dont plan on paying for my break food until they start treating me right. They act like we're pieces of dirt, i really need a new job, but havent scored one yet

And yeah its hard not to tell XD

@Oyster: Lol you felt bad after taking an air freshner?

Wtf, why did you steal THAT?

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#77

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:23 PM Edited by Claude GTA3, 13 December 2007 - 08:25 PM.

Stealig is fun if you don't get caught.

Also,if you're in a supermarket,take my advice.Damage the stuff you wanna buy,because,Damaged goods is half the price... wink.gif

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#78

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:25 PM

QUOTE (oysterbarron @ Dec 13 2007, 16:09)
QUOTE (Eddie280 @ Dec 13 2007, 21:06)
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Wtf calm down all he did was make one comment. ONE. Take some pills dude.


lol my bad, i didnt realise you were loving the attention so much.

shes loved it all night lol

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#79

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:26 PM

I'm not sure if any of you have ever watched Emmerdale (non-Brits may not know what the hell that is) but there used to be an actress on there called "Amy Nuttall". If I remember correctly she played a character called Chloe. Well, in some way I am distantly related to her. icon14.gif

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#80

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:26 PM Edited by oysterbarron, 13 December 2007 - 08:29 PM.

i was only joking about the dirty thing, i remeber i got a rush taking that phone case from woolworths.

My mates dad had brought him a car and he doesnt drive so i drove it down to his house for him on the way we stopped off at halfords and because his car smelt of old people i stole it and gave it to him for his car lol

what can i say im a badass thief rampage_ani.gif

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#81

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:27 PM

I think someone should make a theft topic,because,we're seriously taking this one in the wrong way. Anyone else feel that way?

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#82

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:27 PM

QUOTE (oysterbarron @ Dec 14 2007, 09:26)
i was only joking about the dirty thing, i remeber i got a rush taking that phone case from woolworths.

My mates dad had brought him a car and he doesnt drive so i drove it down to his house for him on the way we stopped off at halfords and because his car smelt of old people i stole it and gave it to him for his car lol

Hahaha! Nice xD

@Phantom Menace, yeah we have it in NZ, its on at like 3am lol. I watch it icon14.gif

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#83

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:28 PM

QUOTE (Claude GTA3 @ Dec 13 2007, 15:23)
Stealig is fun if you don't get caught.


True.

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#84

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:29 PM Edited by guilty.by.association, 13 December 2007 - 08:32 PM.

Demonking, youre up early...

Anything earlier than 10 is early in my books tounge.gif

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#85

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:31 PM Edited by Claude GTA3, 13 December 2007 - 08:33 PM.

So,who will create a different topic?

BTW,did anyone here ever steal something fancy?

I stole an ashtray from Ritz.

EDIT: Holy sh*t I'm on a respect list! Never thought I'd see the day...

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#86

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:32 PM

QUOTE (Claude GTA3 @ Dec 13 2007, 21:31)
So,who will create a different topic?

BTW,did anyone here ever steal something fancy?

I stole an ashtray from Ritz.

im not sure we are actually aloowed to talk about stuff like that im going to check the rules first

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#87

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:33 PM

i know my freaking alarm went off early.


hey guys stop laying into MJ so much he cant help if his nose 1000% plastic. happy.gif

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#88

Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:35 PM

QUOTE (demonking @ Dec 14 2007, 09:33)
i know my freaking alarm went off early.


hey guys stop laying into MJ so much he cant help if his nose 1000% plastic. happy.gif

Lol, alarm xD

I havent left, and now im eating chips cause ive been awake so long and now im hungry and my body's f*cked up, oh save me

I need to go to sleep or ill never go since i have to get up at 2 anyway.

Seeya later guys cookie.gif

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#89

Posted 13 December 2007 - 10:08 PM

I am related to previous president of my country. And he is connected to Italian mafia really deep. Now i gotta immigrate




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