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#1

Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:49 AM

post your firsts with details! lol, jk. but if you want go ahead

RULES: NO pictures nor videos, please... lol.gif




P.S. i dont want to say my first personally but ah MAYBE later, im just curious about you guys (or gals)

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#2

Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:50 AM

QUOTE (Californian @ Dec 13 2007, 01:49)


im just curious about you guys (or gals)

There are websites for that sort of thing.

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:50 AM

QUOTE (OH NO @ Dec 13 2007, 01:50)
QUOTE (Californian @ Dec 13 2007, 01:49)


im just curious about you guys (or gals)

There are websites for that sort of thing.

yea i know, but i want to know YOURS! (gtaforumers)

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:54 AM

Only someone who has never had one would make a thread like this.

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:54 AM

QUOTE (Californian @ Dec 13 2007, 01:50)
QUOTE (OH NO @ Dec 13 2007, 01:50)
QUOTE (Californian @ Dec 13 2007, 01:49)


im just curious about you guys (or gals)

There are websites for that sort of thing.

yea i know, but i want to know YOURS! (gtaforumers)

Well just go to my website.

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:56 AM

QUOTE (OnePiece @ Dec 13 2007, 01:54)
Only someone who has never had one would make a thread like this.

O RLY?

thats not true, i have and i still made it...

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:59 AM

QUOTE (Californian @ Dec 13 2007, 01:56)
QUOTE (OnePiece @ Dec 13 2007, 01:54)
Only someone who has never had one would make a thread like this.

O RLY?

thats not true, i have and i still made it...

That was before me and you got together though, silly.



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Posted 13 December 2007 - 02:23 AM

mine was with a piece of paper. it was a good piece of paper














i kid

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 02:33 AM

QUOTE (OnePiece @ Dec 13 2007, 01:54)
Only someone who has never had one would make a thread like this.

Hahaha, your 100% right!



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Posted 13 December 2007 - 02:42 AM Edited by demonking, 13 December 2007 - 02:46 AM.

QUOTE (sofa_king @ Dec 13 2007, 02:33)
QUOTE (OnePiece @ Dec 13 2007, 01:54)
Only someone who has never had one would make a thread like this.

Hahaha, your 100% right!

he probably wants some advice for when cruises up to a hooker. hahah kidding


anyway i know sofa kings 1st sex experience was with his good old buddy meth inlove.gif

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 02:51 AM Edited by ricardomun, 13 December 2007 - 03:05 AM.

I'd tell the closest thing I've got to a sexual experience but you guys wouldn't like to read it so I won't tell anything.
But I'm a virgin blush.gif

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 02:59 AM

I hope you guys are talking about consensual sex in the missionary position, for the sake of procreation. confused.gif

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#13

Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:04 AM

Under a tree at a park with my current boyfriend when we were 14.

Not the most ideal place, i'll tell you that

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:08 AM

Methinks someone is looking for wank material.

And they're asking nerds for it. barf8bd.gif

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:11 AM

QUOTE (BigGamer @ Dec 13 2007, 03:08)
Methinks someone is looking for wank material.

And they're asking nerds for it. barf8bd.gif

*sigh*

its a f*cking topic, if you dont wanna post your 'stories' dont post at all!!
i dont give a damn if you think im a 'virgin' or whatever, really, i DONT care! so kindly f*ck off and dont post

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:11 AM

I was 14, drunk and at one of my friends' parties. I wish I could tell you that I took advantage of some unknowing, belligerant, drunk woman...but instead, she took advantage of me, which is all well and dandy in my book.

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P.S. i dont want to say my first personally but ah MAYBE later, im just curious about you guys (or gals)


I'm calling you out now. Do tell.

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:14 AM

QUOTE (Californian @ Dec 13 2007, 16:11)
QUOTE (BigGamer @ Dec 13 2007, 03:08)
Methinks someone is looking for wank material.

And they're asking nerds for it. barf8bd.gif

*sigh*

its a f*cking topic, if you dont wanna post your 'stories' dont post at all!!
i dont give a damn if you think im a 'virgin' or whatever, really, i DONT care! so kindly f*ck off and dont post

Yeah i know im sick of people who do that, your topic is all good icon14.gif

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:51 AM

QUOTE (guilty.by.association @ Dec 13 2007, 03:14)
QUOTE (Californian @ Dec 13 2007, 16:11)
QUOTE (BigGamer @ Dec 13 2007, 03:08)
Methinks someone is looking for wank material.

And they're asking nerds for it. barf8bd.gif

*sigh*

its a f*cking topic, if you dont wanna post your 'stories' dont post at all!!
i dont give a damn if you think im a 'virgin' or whatever, really, i DONT care! so kindly f*ck off and dont post

Yeah i know im sick of people who do that, your topic is all good icon14.gif

Why are you pointing to me?

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:05 AM

QUOTE (Drunk Russian 9 @ Dec 13 2007, 16:51)
QUOTE (guilty.by.association @ Dec 13 2007, 03:14)
QUOTE (Californian @ Dec 13 2007, 16:11)
QUOTE (BigGamer @ Dec 13 2007, 03:08)
Methinks someone is looking for wank material.

And they're asking nerds for it. barf8bd.gif

*sigh*

its a f*cking topic, if you dont wanna post your 'stories' dont post at all!!
i dont give a damn if you think im a 'virgin' or whatever, really, i DONT care! so kindly f*ck off and dont post

Yeah i know im sick of people who do that, your topic is all good icon14.gif

Why are you pointing to me?

Um what? I wasn't

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:14 AM

I predict a 100% chance of flamewars, with the possibility of bbq. These type of topics never last long but good luck. Oh me well i'm a non virgin, i'm going to hell sad.gif

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:15 AM

Well I had just turned 7 and the baby sitter came over at 6:30... notify.gif

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:15 AM

First time i ever actually had sex, was with a latina chick.

Valentines Day when i was 16... her mom wasn't over. So she invited me to 'watch movies'.
I arrived at around 1:30
We made it 5 minutes into Borat before our clothes were off. Stopped after the movie, ate.
went back and did it again.
I left around 5:45.

She came back on MSN the next day and told me her mom wasn't going to be home again. I originly had plans to go chill with a few of my friends. But i told them i had better things to do and went back to her house. This time we 'watched' Bring It On.

So the first time i did it... i did it 'twice/three' times

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:17 AM

QUOTE (guilty.by.association @ Dec 13 2007, 03:14)

Yeah i know im sick of people who do that, your topic is all good icon14.gif

No it's not.

I'm sick and tired of you people bullsh*ting everybody to make their topic look good, it isn't.

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:20 AM

Was at a Halloween party. And it felt good



.... and thats all I remember

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:22 AM

QUOTE (tommy vs. claude @ Dec 13 2007, 17:17)
QUOTE (guilty.by.association @ Dec 13 2007, 03:14)

Yeah i know im sick of people who do that, your topic is all good  icon14.gif

No it's not.

I'm sick and tired of you people bullsh*ting everybody to make their topic look good, it isn't.

If you have a problem with it then f*ck off. I'm not bullsh*tting him, i think it's cool. Don't tell me what we should and shouldn't like. I said i'm sick of people coming into people's topics and dissing them. If you don't like it, leave, don't make a scene

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:22 AM

QUOTE (tommy vs. claude @ Dec 12 2007, 23:17)
QUOTE (guilty.by.association @ Dec 13 2007, 03:14)

Yeah i know im sick of people who do that, your topic is all good  icon14.gif

No it's not.

I'm sick and tired of you people bullsh*ting everybody to make their topic look good, it isn't.

And im sick of you being an egotistical fag.
f*ck your thoughts.
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#27

Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:23 AM

Also, lol. This thread already turned into a sh*tstorm

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:28 AM

At first I trusted grandma, but I never did get that new bike.

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#29

Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:29 AM

QUOTE
And im sick of you being an egotistical fag.

How?

QUOTE
f*ck your thoughts.


Isn't that being a bit egotistical?

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#30

Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:29 AM

It turned into a sh*t room, but not about the topic at hand.

@ everyone arguing with the people dissing/flaming topics, just report their posts. Don't bitch back, it won't get anything done.




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