|QUOTE (iamanevilbastard @ Nov 4 2009, 04:26)|
| 3 El Burro rings Toni |
"Toni speaking, so watch your mouth."
"Ooooh, big man."
Toni frowns into the phone's speaker. "Don't play me around man, who the f*ck is this?"
"El Burro. El for Electroshock to the balls, Burro for the place I'm gonna ditch your mutilated body."
He nodded in agreement. "Very clever." Toni admitted.
"Gracias! I tried it on some guy at the store and he sh*t himself. Too bad it don't work on you mafia types either, eh?"
Checking his soiled pants, Toni shook his head. "Yeah er, no sh*t coming from me man."
"Good, hopefully you meant that metaphorically too."
"Sure. What do you want?"
There was a pause. "Your gun."
Toni's stomach suddenly dropped. "W-which one?"
"The jizz-cannon. The horny trigger for the wigger. The 6 barreled dildo." Toni dreaded his nicknames and what they were detonating. "The .357 Magnum. I f*cking want it."
Toni choked. "You'll erm, you'll have to catch it first!" El Burro hung up. He returned his cell phone to his back pocket, forgetting about the mass sh*t he spewed out in there, when suddenly..
- An attack helicopter shows up
- El Burro comes with a car battery and some clips, ready to molest.
- A girl approaches Toni.
- He slapped his knee and laughed so hard that the sh*t in his pants turned to rocket fuel, so he strikes a light and the fuel ignites, causing him to launch into the air and crash into a plane containing Kanye West sucking off Soulja Boy.