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gangster2332
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#121

Posted 2 weeks ago

"The yay leaving San Fierro, right?"
"Right, but they're using bikes CJ. And they go cross country"
"Not right now, i gotta check into sone sh*t"

that stuupid phone call anoys me very often

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#122

Posted A week ago

Catalina: HAND OVER THE TAKING OR I'LL BLOW YOUR f*ckING BALLS OFF!!!

Store Owner: This here's bulletproof glass! So you can just f*ck off bitch, before I call the Sheriff!

Derek: What are you doing, son? Just give her the cash!

Catalina: Suit yourself: MARICON!!!!

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#123

Posted A week ago

I have heard an old man and the police helicopter, that they said. 

 

Old man. : "Get ready for an ass-whooping!" "You've got your ass to kick!"

 

Police helicopter. : "I see her! She's beautiful! He's over there, he's a guy!" Are my favorite.


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#124

Posted A week ago

CJ: Whattup?
The Truth: Hey, Carl. Dude, now, I got that little mwah mwah you were after. But, be careful man. People are listening to us. I got a little green village up in the hills, come and get it. Whoa man, I don't know you! I don't know you! Prank caller! Prank caller!
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CJ: That mute asshole! That f*cking snake without a tongue! Gave me this sh*t-hole instead of a pink slip?
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SuperGTFan
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#125

Posted A week ago

" Gimme fifteen motherf*cker ! "

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#126

Posted A week ago

CJ: Whattup?
The Truth: Hey, Carl. Dude, now, I got that little mwah mwah you were after. But, be careful man. People are listening to us. I got a little green village up in the hills, come and get it. Whoa man, I don't know you! I don't know you! Prank caller! Prank caller!
 

LOL yes!

 


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#127

Posted 5 days ago

Police Helicopter : "Shoot that asshole!! I'm trying! I'm trying!" 
"Hey if I kill 'em, do I get a medal? You get two!" 
"We're the police, you moron, we've got helicopters!"

Osho
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#128

Posted 5 days ago

Frank Tenpenny- Officer Pulaski thinks you're trying to screw with us, Carl. Now you get this straight. We own you. You're ours. We can sh*t on you from such a height you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand? Eddie Pulaski- He better f*cking understand.

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#129

Posted A day ago

"Do you shower in Doo Doo?"

"I enjoy the warm embrace of a grown man."

"You spent clothes money on crack, huh?"

"Listen to this *flatulence*."

 

Random pedestrians insulting a CJ.





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