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ROCKSTAR MANIC
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#91

Posted 20 January 2015 - 08:56 PM

African Cab driver: "Move!! I gotta take a sh*t!!".

7 day survivor
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#92

Posted 4 weeks ago

Smell my finger
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#93

Posted 4 weeks ago

Smell my finger


LOL, I remember one time back in 2008 or 2009 maybe 2010, my friend and I was playing and he stole a taxi, and we heard that.
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#94

Posted 3 weeks ago Edited by Yolo Swaggins, 3 weeks ago.

"Mr. Truth here is going to be supplying you with some of the finest - *hits bong* - ...weed, and you.. are gonna deliver it.. for us."

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#95

Posted A week ago

"What do I look like. Swiss Cheese!" An obese CJ's battle cry.


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#96

Posted A week ago

"No Wonder you all alone Bitch!"

"No wonder your boyfriend sleeps around!"

"No wonder you ain't got a man bitch!"

"Yeah and you make babies cry when they see your face!"

"At least people don't get confused about my species!"

 

These are some of the funniest quotes of CJ buddies!! :) :D :p :pp


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#97

Posted 5 days ago

Maccer saying "But I'm a f**king raspberry!"


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#98

Posted 5 days ago

"Oh, is on now little, man." "Is on now."

- angry ped after carjacking him





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