Funny San Andreas Quotes!
Posted 22 July 2007 - 07:33 PM
Such as when CJ is getting chased by police:
Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Stop! Police!
Police Helicopter Pilot 2: I think he knows that by now!
Police Helicopter Pilot 1: This is aerial support...
Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Yeah, I think he knows that by now!
Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Hey, I can see my house from here!
Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Will you shut the f*ck up?
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Posted 22 July 2007 - 07:52 PM
Posted 22 July 2007 - 08:28 PM
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 12:08 AM
It's also pretty funny when the rich girl says, "It's a good thing my daddy bought the college."
And I can't remember if it's SA or VC where the dumb girl say, "I get my IQ tested."
But the ultimate funny quote is in one of the cutscenes of the Jizzy mission where the preacher says, "The lord sent me to save your threadbare soul, harlet. Now remove your filthy vestments that I may better gaze upon thy corruption."
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:11 PM
Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:14 PM
"We got a drugs bust.."
"I'll get it."
"Not you, you're just out of rehab!"
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:22 PM Edited by Ring_of_Fire, 24 July 2007 - 02:22 PM.
"I'm gonna you up!"
I'll try to list some from other characters...
How could I forget about OG Loc?
"Hey man! It's OG Loc homie, OG...Loooc!"
"Motherf'kr stole my rhymes."
"Damn that s't was whack!"
"CJ, wanna go to... prison?
"All you had to do was to follow the damn train, CJ!"
(Trust me, that's not all I had to do - I had to kill the people on top of the train as well.)
"Always crashing, CJ."
"Go get a haircut or somethin' man - it's embarrassing seeing you like that."
"CJ, watch this... Nitro!!!" lol
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 05:24 PM
and when Cj says "i'm a well-dressed maniac foo'!!!"
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 11:16 PM
''I smoke cause it gives me knowledge''. lol
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 12:36 AM
Posted 24 July 2007 - 01:22 AM
|I thought Dirty Sanchez was his name!|
Posted 24 July 2007 - 02:44 AM
"In jail being on top ain't gay."
Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:08 AM Edited by ExTreMzoR, 24 July 2007 - 03:25 AM.
Make a life, stop running foo!
Oh look.. I have a gun!
What kind of license you have? A vision license?
Can anybody in this state drive?
My f*cking car. My f*cking car!
I'm a well dressed maniac foo!
*CJ picks up cash from dead bodies* That goes into my retirement form!
Police Helicopter Quotes:
Pilot 1: Look at all those pretty women!
Pilot 2: Stop looking at those women and shoot the bad guys!
Pilot 1: Hey, shut up!
Pilot 2: You! Stop right now!
Pilot 1: I'm out of bullets!
Pilot 2: Don't worry! I got extra!
Police Radio Quotes:
Officer 1: I'm f*cking tired already. I need some help out here right now!
Dispatch: Ah! Shut up with your moaning!
Dispatch: There's 10-37 in all intersections. This looks seri....
Officer 1: Dispatch! Are you in control? You sit behind a desk all day and acting like the big man!
Dispatch: F*ck you!
Officer 1: F*ck you too!
Dispatch: We are getting numerous of reports of reckless mountain bikers at china town. Repeat. People are having fun. Stop it at once!
Officer 1: Traffic control. I'm going in!
Dispatch: We need a squad car and an ambulance at Palomino Creek right now!
Dispatch 2: Relax asshole, people die everyday!
Dispatch: Well f*ck you!
Posted 24 July 2007 - 04:24 AM Edited by Zera, 24 July 2007 - 04:27 AM.
It's laundry day huh?
You spend clothes money on crack huh?
EDIT: Also, CJ replying negatively: Like I give a f**k what YOU think.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 06:22 AM
Orange ped when you bump into his car: Now I gotta steal another car!
Hobo ped in Ganton: When I find that Chuwawa(sp?), I'm gonna kill it!
Cluckin' Bell Guy: Cluckity f*ck, what do you want?
line 2: Only 10% Guano!
line 3: The bone fragments aren't harmful, sir.
line 4: I hope you choke-a-doodle-do!
line 5: If you come back, you're a moron.
Well Stacked Pizza co. Guy: What do you want?
line 2: We're out of napkins!
line 3: Nice and Cheesy does it!
line 4: Be careful, it's hot!
line 5: Wha....? Uh.. Oh.
Big Smoke(Drive Thru):I'll have 2 #9's, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, 2 #45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Big Smoke(Big Smoke): As it says in the book, we are blessed, and cursed.
CJ: What f*ckin' book?
GSF when you go off a big jump: CJ, you ain't no pilot!
line 2: Holy Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!!
line 3: You tryin' to kill us?
Cop chasing CJ: Stop! I'm actually a social worker in this uniform!
line 2: Wait, I just want to talk to you!
Posted 24 July 2007 - 07:05 AM
- OG Loc
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 11:22 AM
is it possible to use a program to down load these ?
preffebly for the ps2
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:09 PM
So, I thought GTA SAN ANDREAS had much humor, mine is "Keep up motherf*cker!" in the first mission by Ryder, or "we always were here fool" When CJ says he ain't leaving, cause his family & friends are here
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:31 PM
,,don't make me get out of my seat''
Angry driver when i blocked the road for too long lmao
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:34 PM
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:05 PM Edited by Jioyt 123, 22 July 2014 - 09:06 PM.
My favo... Best quote would be (i have two, sorry) the convocation between CJ, Ryder and the shopkeeper in the mission"Ryder" and the convocations in the mission "Drive-by"
"All it is, is CJ drive here, CJ drive there, Bullsh*t!"
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