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Posted 17 July 2007 - 11:49 PM

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 12:25 AM

Imagine Online Play,You Could Use Your Mic/Phone In And Actually Be On The Radio biggrin.gif

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 04:43 AM

I am not gonna make a call coz its way too expensive for me. but here is the idea I'd use to do it.

what about Tyler Durden (from Fight Club) makes a call from somewhere in liber city and then says something about Jack Thompson. and sends him a message that he has still got SOAP


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Posted 18 July 2007 - 11:26 AM

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Iíll tell you whatís wrong with America! Nothing. Thatís right. You heard me, Nothing! Weíve got ours and the liberals can whine all they want about all those other people stupid enough to live where there is no food and it aint gonna change. I like it just the way it is. I can shoot anyone I donít like and watch the God channel twenty four seven. Global warming? What the hellís wrong with that? Iíd understand people complaining if it was global colding. But it aint so who cares?
And another thing, Immigrants? I personally donít see that as a problem. Let em clean our johns and drive our cabs and sweep our streets....as long as they speak American. If it bothers you that much Draft em and ship over to eye rack. Problem solved. They get a job and our boys can sit at home. I dont see what all the complainin is for?

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 01:19 PM

I like the part about speaking American fenrich. Nice idea. I hope someone else uses that one too.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 06:55 PM

this is mine just a quickie

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Hey [name, spelling] speaking and you got a great show but let me ask you this whats more gay, Homo the clown or these damn liberals. Letting guys marry other guys, thats just queer talk. If a guy doesnt like women, i mean big beautiful women, then these "dudes" dont deserve willie, you know... the johnson. Real men drink beer, grunt like the animals we are, arrgg arrrggg arrg(from home improvement), and most important sleep with women, many many women. thanks for letting me speak.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:33 PM

I just wrote this one. If anyone wants to fix it up a little, they can it call in. Preferably someone with a natural New York accent. I suck at fake accents.

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I'll tell you what's wrong with liberals. They're always complaining about 'illegal'  wiretappings. Who's side are they on anyway?. I WISH the Government was listening in on this call right now, so I could tell them what a good job they're doing over in that desert place. Thank you for keeping us safe, Government!! Oh, and you guys are also doing a great job, I love the show.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:48 PM

QUOTE (Brish @ Jul 18 2007, 22:33)
I just wrote this one. If anyone wants to fix it up a little, they can it call in. Preferably someone with a natural New York accent. I suck at fake accents.

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I'll tell you what's wrong with liberals. They're always complaining about 'illegal'  wiretappings. Who's side are they on anyway?. I WISH the Government was listening in on this call right now, so I could tell them what a good job they're doing over in that desert place. Thank you for keeping us safe, Government!! Oh, and you guys are also doing a great job, I love the show.

I think that would sound funnier and make more sense with a Southern accent.. New York's pretty liberal!

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:57 PM

I think it suits an Italian New Yorker more, but you can choose the accent.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:59 PM

These are the one's I've called in:



Hey, there. Iíll tell you whatís wrong with America in one word. Democracy. This is America. And Americaís supposed to be all about freedom. Freeedom. And when youíve got a bunch of pansy-ass elected officials in Congress all theyíre going to do is take that freedom away. I donít need some limp-wristed goldbricking sumbitch from San Fierro taking away my incendiary devices and armor-piercing bullets. Themís my rights as such to bear arms, dammit. Thatís freedom! And thatís the law! Freedom, or else!



Sir, itís an honor to be on the program. God Bless America. You know why theyíre out to get us, right? They hate our freedom. But freedom always wins. When you love freedom, freedom loves you. The anti-this, the anti-that, the jealous, the misfits, the failures, weíre not afraid of anybody. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. What do you do with mad dogs? You put them out of their misery. Thatís all I have to say.



Thanks, chief, love the show. I am depressed. Americaís the laughingstock of the world. And Iím gonna say what nobody else has the balls to say. Itís what we deserve. This is God punishing us for putting a homosexual in the white house. I know what youíre saying, but Iíve got proof. This country needs to grow a pair and build more nookular weapons or else weíre all gonna be weariní burkas and eatiní barbecued bald eagle!



Hello, got a health question of sorts, maybe more mental than physical, who the hell knows. Sex, right? Everybodyís always talking about how great sex is. You walk down the street, see some guy, standing there, he probably just had sex. You go to a restaurant-type place, order a sandwich, you just know that waitress went to the back room to have some sex. Well, Iíve never had sex. Yeah, yeah, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, Iíve never had sex. And my question is, I guess, what am I missing? Iíve heard a lot of bad things about it. All kinds of diseases. I heard some dude had his pecker fall offÖI donít want that. And donít forget about the worst sexually transmitted disease of allÖpregnancy!

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 08:09 PM

QUOTE (NationwideClyde @ Jul 18 2007, 19:59)
Sir, itís an honor to be on the program. God Bless America. You know why theyíre out to get us, right? They hate our freedom. But freedom always wins. When you love freedom, freedom loves you. The anti-this, the anti-that, the jealous, the misfits, the failures, weíre not afraid of anybody. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. What do you do with mad dogs? You put them out of their misery. Thatís all I have to say.




I like this one the most. biggrin.gif

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 01:53 AM Edited by espedito, 19 July 2007 - 05:40 PM.

I'm not old enough to call but this is my idea if anyone likes it you can use it


hay this is (name)that is(n-a-m-e)I love the show I'm calling to talk about fluorines their everywhere today and mostly Liberty city they come here because everyone knows Americana is the greatest country on the face of the earth there are two simple solutions one is to bomb all fluorine country's solution two is to stop giving out green card preferably I would go with solution one thinks for taking my call instead fluorine's

do you like it pleases tell me

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:07 PM

im 16 so i cant call this in.

A Hello my name is a Morat thats M-O-R-A-T, and im a "ignorant" from Pakistan, and i tell you what is wrong with america, is people, they have no respect for anyone, or anything. the other day i go to "pubic" washroom and after i urinating, and wash my dink in what you call sink i want to refreshen up. so i go to a toilett stall and with my eyes closed and mouth open i have begin to wash my face. it was not until i make finish face wash, when i relize someone has make pooh in same toilet. you see how i mean they are no respect. i was fell so sick and i throwup. i have joke, you want to hear. i make sexytime with my father. hahaha. hope you like. good-bye.

(i did not make any spelling errors i spelled everything how i meant)

feel free to call this in if it is not violating any of the terms that i have not read.

also feel free to make any changes you feel suitable.

and if any of you have seen the movie borat, i think his accent would match best

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:21 PM

QUOTE (anthony_ledo @ Jul 19 2007, 19:07)
im 16 so i cant call this in.

A Hello my name is a Morat thats M-O-R-A-T, and im a "ignorant" from Pakistan, and i tell you what is wrong with america, is people, they have no respect for anyone, or anything. the other day i go to "pubic" washroom and after i urinating, and wash my dink in what you call sink i want to refreshen up. so i go to a toilett stall and with my eyes closed and mouth open i have begin to wash my face. it was not until i make finish face wash, when i relize someone has make pooh in same toilet. you see how i mean they are no respect. i was fell so sick and i throwup. i have joke, you want to hear. i make sexytime with my father. hahaha. hope you like. good-bye.

(i did not make any spelling errors i spelled everything how i meant)

feel free to call this in if it is not violating any of the terms that i have not read.

also feel free to make any changes you feel suitable.

and if any of you have seen the movie borat, i think his accent would match best

Well, Some might think it's imature, but it reminds me of the movie. I thought it was pretty funny overall. I'd call it in, but I can do the appropriate accent. I give it a icon14.gif though

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 07:27 PM

How can they tell if you are over 18 or not? whatsthat.gif

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 09:21 PM

QUOTE (fenrich @ Jul 18 2007, 11:26)
Iíll tell you whatís wrong with America! Nothing. Thatís right. You heard me, Nothing! Weíve got ours and the liberals can whine all they want about all those other people stupid enough to live where there is no food and it aint gonna change. I like it just the way it is. I can shoot anyone I donít like and watch the God channel twenty four seven. Global warming? What the hellís wrong with that? Iíd understand people complaining if it was global colding. But it aint so who cares?
And another thing, Immigrants? I personally donít see that as a problem. Let em clean our johns and drive our cabs and sweep our streets....as long as they speak American. If it bothers you that much Draft em and ship over to eye rack. Problem solved. They get a job and our boys can sit at home. I dont see what all the complainin is for?


That's brilliant fenrich i hope you called in with that one i can see it getting used.

I would make one but i have no idea about british politics let alone american politics; i don't even know what a liberal is! notify.gif I have a good idea about British left wing politics though but the last i heard of right wing was nazism and facism. In england the conservatives are meant to be right wing but they all seem like moral, kind people and labour is meant to be left wing but they are at war in iraq and afganistan so i am very confused.

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 09:38 PM

QUOTE (Gadzooks @ Jul 13 2007, 17:55)
You guys know you have to be 18 to do this. And alot of you aren't. Don't expect to call in with your little prepubescent voice and be like "oMg GTA 4 BEST GAYME EEVR!" and expect it to be played. muppetmaster_karma.gif

Hmm... Im 14 but i have a scaryly deep voice... reckon ill get away with it? rahkstar2.gif

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 10:51 PM

QUOTE (el.hermoso @ Jul 19 2007, 21:21)
I would make one but i have no idea about british politics let alone american politics; i don't even know what a liberal is! notify.gif I have a good idea about British left wing politics though but the last i heard of right wing was nazism and facism. In england the conservatives are meant to be right wing but they all seem like moral, kind people and labour is meant to be left wing but they are at war in iraq and afganistan so i am very confused.

Liberal means something completely different in Europe anyhow.

Labour isn't really that far left since Blair took over the party (and now Brown). They are a moderate, pro capitalist party kind of like our Democrats.

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 02:28 AM

first post yay!

i just said the previous called was totally off base and the complete moron....

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 02:48 AM

QUOTE (screaminglife @ Jul 20 2007, 02:28)
first post yay!

i just said the previous called was totally off base and the complete moron....

Why did you make it a point to be an ass your first post? Not every call is a gem, but at least you could offer something constructive. You you think you can do better, then let's see it. Otherwise, stfu.

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 09:48 PM

heres one that i thought of... pretty lame though

hey my name is eddie pym(pronounced pim) thats E-D-D-I-E P-Y-M and i wanna tell you something about this country... Graffiti. whats wrong with that, nothing, its fine... but america doesnt think so, those damn cops make a deal out of somebody trying to get their artwork out in the streets. man, there is real crimes out there. take drug dealers, a cop passes by them and says to his partner hey, wanna stop by here after work, but he sees a tagger, all hell has broken loose. he pulls out a gun on him and slams him on the hood of his car and aressts (not sure how to spell that) him. thank you for taking my call.

i sure wish somone can call in for me since im underage .... if someone does make sure you fix whatever is right... by the way im 16 if only i was older..

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 03:53 PM

QUOTE (Obey @ Jul 13 2007, 20:18)
QUOTE (nikolajz1 @ Jul 13 2007, 19:10)
QUOTE (Puref*ckingArmageddon @ Jul 13 2007, 19:04)
I think I can call in with this:

*Indian voice* Helloe this is my name is-a Manmohan Singh. That is M-A-N-M-O-H-A-N  S-I-N-G-H, I come from India, it is a very nice place, I do not like this country, people driving cars while shooting, it is so stupid, i think they should either shoot or drive, if they do not horrible accident may happen,and all those fat kids, ohhh they need to be disciplined! hit them with bamboo it works verry verry well, then pour some curry in their eyes, it will make them behave,and the police in the city should really stop beating up that old woman on 33'rd street.Now i go eat some fried rice. byebye.

Thats pretty good! icon14.gif

its lame, and racist if anything.

Nah it isnt racist, me being a indian myself! But there was just one problem the person he mentioned as the caller( Manmohan Singh) happens to be the countrys prime minister, so mentioning his name was not exacty a gud idea, i bet R* wouldn approve of it too)

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 03:30 AM

I don't really think the comments with Indian/Pakistani accents are so much racist as they are just not that funny. I mean, they are kind of cliche IMO. I don't mind some non PC jokes -- GTA is full of non PC stuff.

I think the line is crossed when something is gratuitously offensive.

Anyway, I'd like to see some more funny calls! We were on a roll there for a while.

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 05:21 AM

I can't call this in, but if some one else wants to go ahead.

"Hello, this is Maj. Lee Wasted from the 666th batalion, and I just came home to my wife and 8 year old child, I didn't know I had, from my 10 year tour in South-Eastern Europe. Let me tell you, this war sucks! When I left I had high hopes that I would kick a**, come back a hero, and get an award for my efforts. Now I came back down two hands, kicked a**, and when I asked for an award they gave me a $10 coupon for a pair of gloves from binco! I mean what the he**?! That's like saying, "Yes, we appreciate you fighting for us, but we're too cheap to give you cash so you can buy something you can use!" God, I hate the government, but I love the show.

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 04:04 AM

Hey This Is Joey Holland J-O-E-Y-H-O-L-L-A-N-D And you know whats wrong with america? YOU AMERICA F*CK YOU! ... but on the other hand i was at Big Bitches Internet Cafe today and i was sending a Resume to GetALife and a pop up came up asking if i wanted some free porn and i sat there in my cubical saying YEAH I DO I DO! its free fricken porn you dont see that everyday so anyway i was in my cubical drinking hot coffee and doing my thang with the site up my leg hit off the desk and the hot coffe fell right on my Dick i yelled as hard as i motherf*cking could i said PORN! i yelled it out then the manager busted open my cubical ... there i stand droors down penis burnt and nothing but 2 naked girls on the screen and im not gunna tell you what happened after that cause well lets say i cant have no children anyway thanks for your time bye

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 04:32 AM

Someone should call in about this it's about guys who have sex with rubber dolls someone should pretend to be one of them

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 04:32 PM

This is what i told them


Hi im Trevor from Algonquin T-R-E-V-O-R need i say more. Ill tell you whats wrong with the city got it. Todays sociaty is heading into a "Im the Best" Like i was walking out of Zip and this guy with a Clissique came speeding by like he was cool or some sh*t like that. Now i have a Kuruma Hybrid i want to save the enviorment. Also, I would like to conclude that the Internet is a waste of time and Yes i am a member of the Citizens united negating technology for life and people safety committee. And if it wasn't for us the internet wouldn't of been banned for 2 years until the old 65 yr old hag Alex Shrup came along and made it possible for Liberty City to Explore the Internet. That is all. (hang up)

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Posted 30 July 2007 - 12:40 AM

Heres Mine ...

Its The sh*ttyest Thing

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Posted 30 July 2007 - 01:31 AM

what will they do if your not 18

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Posted 30 July 2007 - 02:06 AM

QUOTE (bigdaddystefan918 @ Jul 30 2007, 01:31)
what will they do if your not 18

they will arrest you and press charges and then sue you for $5,000 dollas and then put you in jail and will be bunked with Paris Hilton free of Charge.for 10 years......lol j/k




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