|QUOTE (Freebasser @ Jul 13 2007, 22:57)|
| Right, well. My attempt at an American accent is poor to say the least, and I don't really have the money to be phoning the other side of the pond, so if one of you lovely Yanks wants to use this then go right ahead:|
"Hi there yeah this is [NAME GOES HERE]. I’m callin’ to talk about all these goddamn immigrants. They’re everywhere these days! It seems like I can’t even take a walk down my own goddamn street any more without bumping into somebody from a different part of the world. I mean, just this morning, some eastern European lookin’ guy comes running down the street, being chased by two cops, and what does he do? He only goes and knocks my goddamn bagel out of my goddamn hand! I know. I know! I’m as goddamn annoyed as you are!
I mean, more and more of these goddamn immigrants are turning up by the boatful every goddamn day, and I say it’s about time we started turning these boats around and sending these goddamn immigrants all back to wherever it is that they goddamn came from – France or wherever; because let me tell you this, America is a beautiful and proud nation, with a fine history, and it sure as hell didn’t get to where it is today by letting a bunch of frog eating Europeans sail over here whenever they goddamn liked!
Let me tell you - some people say the war on terror goes too far, but I say it’s not going far enough. It’s time to take a stand against all these terrorist immigrants by nuking all of their goddamn nations before it’s too late. Iraqistan, China, Britain… if you ask me they’re all just one big breeding ground for terrorist immigrant scum, and the sooner we kill ‘em all the better!"
Very, very nice.
Potential callers: this is what you should be trying to do!
Awesome post dude! I hope it gets in!
EDIT: Some one use this! It's gold! Practice it a couple of times first though.