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#31

Posted 07 June 2007 - 06:08 AM

I got one.

Radio Advert.

Do you find Beatboxers annoying? with their constant "boom-chika-boom-boom"? Well introducing Saints Row. With its massive ego, you can shove it where the sun dont shine. Saints Row for Beatboxers. Shove it up their @55.

Radio Advert Over.

Notes: Beatboxers = pun at xbox 360 players (i am one too so dont moan). Saints Row = Saints Row.

I don't think it is a very good idea, but it is all i can come up with. confused.gif

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 06:11 AM Edited by OG-LOC R360, 07 June 2007 - 06:21 AM.

QUOTE (JGJONES @ Jun 7 2007, 06:08)
I got one.

Radio Advert.

Do you find Beatboxers annoying? with their constant "boom-chika-boom-boom"? Well introducing Saints Row. With its massive ego, you can shove it where the sun dont shine. Saints Row for Beatboxers. Shove it up their @55.

Radio Advert Over.

Notes: Beatboxers = pun at xbox 360 players (i am one too so dont moan). Saints Row = Saints Row.

I don't think it is a very good idea, but it is all i can come up with.  confused.gif

'Saint's Go' the one for ya?

Antoher one:

The NEW ALBUM BY U3:
The Saints Ain't Coming
(or Going, whatever word suits you)

(Think about it, New Orleans and U2 are the basis of this)

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 06:28 AM


If you did buy a copy of Saints Row, when you go to the store to pick up your GTA IV copy, return Saints Row and explain it's faulty and that their was too much purple.

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 06:43 AM

*radio advert*

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Then call Saints Mow and reap what you sow! Our holy workers will even plant seeds that'll grow, while terminating any weed's that'll show!

Did you know that you will burn in hell if your lawn isn't mowed? Our friendly and perverted priests will have your property looking like Alderney's finest. Hell, we'll even get rid of that stinkin' grass growing in Broker!

"Before calling Saints Mow, I had Yardie's trying to steal my pot...I mean weeds....and when they found out it had no chemical benefit, they tied me up with dreadlocks! Now that my lawn is looking smoother than ever, I don't have to worry about swallowing Rastafarian hairballs! Thanks Saints Mow, you guys imitate....err eliminate the competition!"

Call Saints Mow today and we'll even throw in a free "Forgive & Forget" package so you can have all your sins absolved for some irrelevant reason!


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Posted 07 June 2007 - 06:59 AM

haha thatlast one was brilliant biggrin.gif
Soem genuine rockstar humour there rahkstar2.gif

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 07:18 AM

Ya, that was nice, I could see R* doing something like that.

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#37

Posted 07 June 2007 - 10:23 AM

[joke]

This could end ugly... Volition can copy GTA IV so much that in their next Saints Row video game they'll make a billboard about GTA IV making fun of Saints Row.

[/joke]

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#38

Posted 07 June 2007 - 12:47 PM

were saying something, even wrote it but then realized that it's stupid. I ain't posting it >.<

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 01:13 PM

wow.gif Saints Cow - the movie, the cows attack! catspider.gif

sorry couldn't come up with something better, all ideas above good work viddy_pirate.gif

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 02:48 PM

I'd like to see them rip the p*sh out of Saints Row (since IMO it's the most blatant GTA rip-off to date) but I'd prefer to see it done in a mission instead of on a billboard, a bit like the Driver joke in GTA III...

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 03:06 PM

Anything purple. Something to do with a church.

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 03:23 PM Edited by truthspitta, 07 June 2007 - 04:42 PM.

'Faint Glow' = a toilet cleaning product.
'Saint's Owe' = owing R* big time. angry.gif
I think a mission would be the best way to poke fun at SR.
e.g. you have to go to SR and collect what they stole from you/R*.
(I have a friend who's just getting into gaming and he thought Saint's Row was the first game of its kind cry.gif , he's now a GTA convert though)

I think a member named darkel or something has 'Fakes Row' as a signature.
That one kinda sticks in my mind...

EDIT: If I remember correctly in the first Driver game you couldn't get out of your car at all, and in Driver 2 you could only get out of your car when the cops weren't chasing you.
Very much a Driving game only, not a crime sim. Doesn't even compare to the GTA series IMO.

Also, in the GTAIII mission "two faced tanner" they gave Tanner a girl ped's running animation. biggrin.gif

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 04:24 PM Edited by Himuro, 07 June 2007 - 04:35 PM.

I wonder if they'll say anything about Crackdown. It's got old GTA staff on there, so it'd be cool if they create a sort of rivalry, although the chances of Crackdown outselling GTA is unlikely.

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Saints Row was much better then True Crime too, they should both respect it, and dis it. Saints Row had Alot of Original Ideas and I don't consider it copying GTA much. Even then, GTA copied the first driver game tounge.gif . Death's Row sounds good, I can't come up with any ideas.

Also, off topic, it's a big pet peeve when people say a game copied GTA. Hello? GTA wasn't original to begin with. Nothing is original and has happened before.


What are you talking about? GTA didn't copy driver. GTA1 came out all the way in 1997/1998, well before the first Driver. Also, GTA was the FIRST open ended 3d game allowing you to have a life city where you can do almost anything you want. No other game can claim this except Shenmue, and that does a completely different thing than GTA. Driver didn't even let you get out of your car until the later games, so I definitely don't see this Driver comparison.

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#44

Posted 07 June 2007 - 05:02 PM

Nah, Crackdown is awesome, and as most of you probably know, was created by the series creator David Jones who also created GTA. This is something that a lot of gaming sites (not the MAJOR ones) didn't know, and while they did write positive reviews, a lot of them mentioned it being a GTA clone...

there was about a period of almost two weeks where I constantly rolled my eyes when seeing it on Google news.

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 05:56 PM

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Jun 7 2007, 17:02)
Nah, Crackdown is awesome, and as most of you probably know, was created by the series creator David Jones who also created GTA. This is something that a lot of gaming sites (not the MAJOR ones) didn't know, and while they did write positive reviews, a lot of them mentioned it being a GTA clone...

there was about a period of almost two weeks where I constantly rolled my eyes when seeing it on Google news.

I'm not saying Crackdown is bad, but it would be cool if they still put in a tribute of sorts since they obviously have or had close ties to David.

I wonder what R* thinks of Crackdown.

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 06:12 PM

Maybe Satans Row?... The others are better than mine dozingoff.gif

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 07:57 PM

hi i'm new here if someone has mentioned this i am sorry anyway how about either an heavy metal band or a porn dvd called Satans Whore blush.gif

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 10:58 PM

Saints ho?

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 12:31 AM

I'm stretching the ryme here, but how about "Saint's Clone". At least the long "O" is in it. Maybe it could be a company that is in partnership with Zombytech (spelling?) from previous GTA's. Then they could have a city folk turn into zimbies option in the game, which might be kind of fun, but probably not real enough for this game.

I might add this: Saint's Po' , which ebonically means poor.

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 02:05 AM

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Jun 7 2007, 10:23)
[joke]

This could end ugly... Volition can copy GTA IV so much that in their next Saints Row video game they'll make a billboard about GTA IV making fun of Saints Row.

[/joke]

I can see that in Saint's Row for the Playstation 3, they would include a billboard somewhere that wasn't in the XBOX 360 version that reads "HIV" in the "IV" logo style, with a man beside that looks like Niko. And I bet they'd rip the HIV logo from STM's signature. Such dumb f**ks. 'Saint's Row' was the worst name I've ever heard. When I heard they were using the name for a GTA clone, I laughed out so loudly if it were to be translated into 'lol's, there'd be 25000000000000000000 Million of them.

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 03:17 AM

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 07:52 AM

QUOTE (Toni Antonio Cipriani @ Jun 8 2007, 04:05)
QUOTE (Adriaan @ Jun 7 2007, 10:23)
[joke]

This could end ugly... Volition can copy GTA IV so much that in their next Saints Row video game they'll make a billboard about GTA IV making fun of Saints Row.

[/joke]

I can see that in Saint's Row for the Playstation 3, they would include a billboard somewhere that wasn't in the XBOX 360 version that reads "HIV" in the "IV" logo style, with a man beside that looks like Niko. And I bet they'd rip the HIV logo from STM's signature. Such dumb f**ks. 'Saint's Row' was the worst name I've ever heard. When I heard they were using the name for a GTA clone, I laughed out so loudly if it were to be translated into 'lol's, there'd be 25000000000000000000 Million of them.

You don't joke about AIDS like that, just ask Michael Scott.

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 08:17 AM

How about a bay in LC called Saints Cove?

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 08:26 AM

Saints road. The brand new game coming to the PSBox4. Do all the things you loved to do in that other game, only better! And with 100% more ponyfarming!!!!

LOL ponyfarm!

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 10:44 AM

QUOTE (starion @ Jun 6 2007, 21:31)
QUOTE (Brish @ Jun 6 2007, 22:27)
Saint's Tow- A towing company  dozingoff.gif

Thats so good. happy.gif

I like that one saints towing company and make it a certain tow truck that has rainbow colors on the sides and gay people drive them. no offense

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#56

Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:24 PM

Lol Adriaan maybe you work for rockstar so you look here for best ideas on how to laugh at Saints Row?

Just joking....but maybe if they put something some member said he could sue rahkstar2.gif and get loads of money.!!! biggrin.gif

oh and my suggestion:

Babytion(Volition) presents Nails Grow(Saints Row),such a bad game that will make you eat all your.

^^that was stupid right?

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 09:16 PM

The Road the really famous church in manhattan, the street that church is on should be called Saints Row.

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 01:37 AM

QUOTE (Bren_34 @ Jun 8 2007, 21:16)
The Road the really famous church in manhattan, the street that church is on should be called Saints Row.

R* won't go that far, maybe some Italian will be called a "Saint's comb-over", because like most Italian fathers, their daughters are saints, and like most Italian fathers, they're wrong. According to Alibrandi, anyway.

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 02:49 AM

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