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funny things Peds can say

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  • KillerKabel


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Posted 20 January 2008 - 12:09 PM

QUOTE (PCJ @ Jan 19 2008, 21:11)
QUOTE (cars358 @ Jun 5 2007, 20:06)
peds should dance in the street and sing 'abc easy as 123'

justice for life biggrin.gif

they should bring back that guy with the red jacket from gta2 back who used to say
"gimme your wallet"
or"gimme your watch" and used to chase you

and the green shirted guy who jacked cars

Yea, he was the main reason why I kept playing...

Trying to record the GIMME YOUR WALLET thingy, onto my cell...

  • Typhus


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Posted 20 January 2008 - 12:15 PM

"As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives"

"Another? J-j-*hic* one for the road"

"My Sunday best is a hat and imagination"

"Careful! Dick Cheney may miss again"

"Don't make me angry, my shrink would have a fit"

"Serial Killer? Me"

"PIT? Oh yeah, I remember those retarded monkeys"

  • ceedot


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Posted 20 January 2008 - 12:15 PM

QUOTE (MISTO @ Jan 20 2008, 11:44)
-Only 3 month left and PTM* will be out! Oh, I can't wait!
-Don't you know about it? PTM is delayed..

*Pogo the monkey smile.gif

lol that's a good one.

  • KillerKabel


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Posted 20 January 2008 - 12:25 PM

*Laughs at ceedots sig*

"Can anyone show me where Compton is?"
"Sure, right down failure street, failureville, Failhatten"

..It's early...


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Posted 23 January 2008 - 03:39 PM

-Hey, listen to this...
-Shet the f*ck off.
-It's "shut the f*ck up", not "shet the f*ck off" because the meaning...
-yeah yeah yeah yeah, whatever.
-listening to what each other says is important, that's how...

  • Darrel


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Posted 23 January 2008 - 03:49 PM Edited by Darrel, 23 January 2008 - 04:46 PM.

*Fat hooker* "Hay baby, i know you want some of this. If ya tip me good, next time you get a discount.

  • GTAfan89

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 03:49 PM

Hot girl: I like macadamien nuts...

Male ped: I'm macadamien!

lol, I made that up awhile ago.

  • Azzerwazzer

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:44 PM

colgate.gif Ha! i like the soviet russian ones!

imagine a ped listning to their "iped" at the bustop and you catch them doing the funky chicken dance.

they could also have a bunch of jack-thompson look alikes around LC that always shoot everyone in range.

or you could have ped couples romanticly sitting on benches and you can overhere their conversation.

Man ped: y'no theres a party tonight cool.gif
Woman ped: where?! mercie_blink.gif
Man ped: in your mouth, an i'm cumming! sly.gif

idk really stupid varied stuff. turn.gif

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