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#61

Posted 08 June 2007 - 05:06 PM

Well, you know, things like often said in other games, books, movies and so on,,
like in the Stephen King movie/book : f*ck me freddy! cry.gif wow.gif you know, or Come on over here, you know you want to sly.gif (i dont know how come i think of that ), that would be nice, not only peds, but pedestrians too.

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#62

Posted 08 June 2007 - 05:20 PM

have some big biker ped with all kinds of tattoos and a leather jacket walking around singing the song shes on fire from gta 3.

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#63

Posted 08 June 2007 - 07:56 PM

one of my favs from LCS was, "I'd kill anyone for a $1000!"

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 09:49 PM Edited by me323, 08 June 2007 - 09:51 PM.

I want them to say when you bump into them summin like 'Chavs like you belong in the UK'

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#65

Posted 09 June 2007 - 02:55 AM

Point a gun at a ped and he says, "Well your saving me time I was gonna kill myself of later."

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 03:48 AM

"What happened to deepthroat?"

"This is bullsh*t, let's go to London!"

"I like being able to hold stuff."

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#67

Posted 09 June 2007 - 04:05 AM

I want a ped to come storming out a door when you are walking on the street with a gun and say "EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GRAND THEFT AUTO IV KEEPS F*CKING FREEZING!!!!!" and he shoots himself in the head.

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#68

Posted 09 June 2007 - 09:22 AM

when a ped talks to you and you talk back you say: heeeeeyyy itss niiiice!

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 04:40 PM

when ur in a basketball court

"I remember that day when I won against MJ"

when ur in a c.bells

"man Im hungry as a muthaf*cka!"

or sum girl says "eww how can u ppl eat that !"

when ur in a hood

"man Ill be out of this muthaf*cka one day!"

"see that building? I just killed one nigga yesterday"

"pigs cant catch me!"

"I think im goin to home so I can cook some more crack"

"who wanna buy my momz?"

"f*ck 3bac , Im glad his punk ass died"

"nobb deep in this bitch!"

"Im from dukes bridge so dont f*ck wit me!"





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Posted 09 June 2007 - 07:51 PM

Hello my name is Jack Thompson and I love manipulating people with no life to protest video games even though I will never win. Will you end my life?

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 10:11 PM

"I love playing Bishops Avenue!"

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#72

Posted 10 June 2007 - 05:37 PM

they need to put Borat in the game. He talks to every ped; "my name is borat, I like you, you are my friend, I make sexytime with your sister... wawaweewah!!

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 08:59 PM

QUOTE (soleil @ Jun 7 2007, 19:36)
I've said it before, but I wanna see Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer around town, talking about random things like the kiss-hello, people who go "It's me" when they call you, etc...

There should be a cafe where the probability of seeing them is very high.

Also, if Niko gets an apartment, then you should be able to go to apartment 5A in your building and knock on the door, and Jerry answers. Then he'll say something random and maybe you can have a conversation with him. Or if you just stand in the hallway watching, then Jerry will eventually walk in or out of his apartment, and you will also see Kramer go from his apartment across the hall to Jerry's. And Elaine and George should be going up to Jerry's apartment frequently, too.

They should have a soup shop where the cook will take away your order if you don't say and do the exact thing he wants.

They should have a Chinese restaurant where Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are sitting and waiting, and you come in and you get a table before they do. And then they get frustrated with the host.

They should have a restaurant called Pomodoro's, where there are always couples breaking up there. Once in a while you see Kramer and George there.

They should have Paisano's, where they make "a mean calzone." Then from time to time you should see Kramer try to buy one with a load of small change.

They should have a woman in the apartment across the street from Jerry's apartment who is always naked.

They should have a Pakistani restaurant in view from Jerry's apartment, and it should always be empty except for Abu.

They should have an Italian restaurant run by Pappi, and they should have him walking to the bathroom. If you go into the bathroom with him, you will see him go to the bathroom and leave without washing his hands. Then afterwards, they should have him making your food right in plain view.

The Yankees office building needs to have George walking in and out of it. If you manage to get to Geroge's office, you should find him sleeping under his desk. And if you manage to get to Steinbrenner, he should always be facing away from you somehow.

If you find Mr. Pitt's building, the doorman there should always talk to you and ask you if you think you're better than him.

If you go to the Alex, the movie theater, you should see only one hot dog left, and it should be nasty. If you ask for it, the guy behind the counter should ask if you are insane. Then Kramer will jump out of nowhere, say it is a perfectly sane food to eat, buy it, eat it, and then run to the bathroom.

If you kill any of them, they should respawn after time.

who is jerry, george, elaine and kramer

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 09:14 PM

1. Damn, yousa ugly mutha*****

After sneaking behind somebody and being caught.

2. That ugly a** face almost made me s*** myself. (Or) Your ugly *** almost gave me a heart attack.

3. WTF, I thought I saw Freddy Kruger.

4. And i thought i was ugly.

5. Did your mirror break yet?

All of these go out to Niko, one ugly ass dude in the faces of all game faces.

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 09:45 PM

QUOTE (me323 @ Jun 19 2007, 20:59)
who is jerry, george, elaine and kramer

They are the main characters in the sitcom "Seinfeld" which has alrady ended but still very popular. I didn't get into it until after it ended.

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 09:49 PM

'San Andreas and Vice City were too boring, so I moved here for fun. I guess I was wrong.'

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 09:53 PM

QUOTE (Jello<3 @ Jun 8 2007, 17:06)
Well, you know, things like often said in other games, books, movies and so on,,
like in the Stephen King movie/book : f*ck me freddy! cry.gif wow.gif you know, or Come on over here, you know you want to sly.gif (i dont know how come i think of that ), that would be nice, not only peds, but pedestrians too.

umm peds and pedestrians...r the same thing

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 10:30 PM

QUOTE (Lega_c @ Jun 19 2007, 21:53)
QUOTE (Jello<3 @ Jun 8 2007, 17:06)
Well, you know, things like often said in other games, books, movies and so on,,
like in the Stephen King movie/book : f*ck me freddy!  cry.gif   wow.gif   you know, or Come on over here, you know you want to sly.gif   (i dont know how come i think of that ), that would be nice, not only peds, but pedestrians too.

umm peds and pedestrians...r the same thing

LOL, what a retard.

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 10:37 PM

your worser than CJ from SANANDREAS.

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 10:38 PM

QUOTE (cantthinkofone @ Jun 20 2007, 00:30)
QUOTE (Lega_c @ Jun 19 2007, 21:53)
QUOTE (Jello<3 @ Jun 8 2007, 17:06)
Well, you know, things like often said in other games, books, movies and so on,,
like in the Stephen King movie/book : f*ck me freddy!  cry.gif   wow.gif   you know, or Come on over here, you know you want to sly.gif   (i dont know how come i think of that ), that would be nice, not only peds, but pedestrians too.

umm peds and pedestrians...r the same thing

LOL, what a retard.

Pedophiles. cry.gif cry.gif cry.gif cry.gif

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 10:44 PM

QUOTE (Jello<3 @ Jun 8 2007, 09:06)
Well, you know, things like often said in other games, books, movies and so on,,
like in the Stephen King movie/book : f*ck me freddy!  cry.gif   wow.gif   you know, or Come on over here, you know you want to sly.gif   (i dont know how come i think of that ), that would be nice, not only peds, but pedestrians too.

Hah! Wtf?
I think it would be funny if they said:

Uh! I sh*t ma pants!
God! What the hell is up with that Carl Johnson? Everyone knows him!
I hate that cop, his ass outa die like that Tenpenny guy did.

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 11:44 PM Edited by SeanIII, 20 June 2007 - 02:49 PM.

peds on the phone

"WHAT THE f*ck!?"

"I should have never come to this city"

"I'm in Broker (or anywhere) I'll be there in a few minutes"

"That party last night was crazy... who did i sleep with again?"

"Sure that sounds great. Talk to you later. (hangs up) ... douche bag"

"Mom I can't pay the rent!! I'm coming home!"

peds on the street

"Hey, how ya doin?"

"f*ckIN A!"

"IS THAT A GUN!?... AWW sh*t RUN!" (when Nico wields a gun)

"damn i gotta get me somethin' to eat!"

"AHHH I'm gonna be late"

"What are you, European or something?"

"Get me out of this city!"

"Have you heard that song(song in game) by(artists)"

peds on the street at night

"You need someone to tuck you in?"

"What are you still doing up?"

"Get the f*ck off the streets!"

"You wanna go bitch!?"

"I'll spare your life... this time"

"Get out of this city while you still can"

"I'd rather be in San Andreas at night than here"

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#83

Posted 20 June 2007 - 01:11 AM

Who brings a weed whacker on a boat?

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Posted 20 June 2007 - 01:12 AM

"When I was born, Portland was still here"

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Posted 20 June 2007 - 01:39 AM

"A few years ago, Pluto was a planet."

"Ummm... so who you gonna kill now?"

*freaking out and cowering in a corner* "Think happy thoughts! Think happy thoughts!"

"I intend to live forever.... so far so good..."

"You know what? Shut up!!"

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#86

Posted 20 June 2007 - 01:55 AM

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

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Posted 20 June 2007 - 01:58 AM

QUOTE (supmyman7 @ Jun 20 2007, 01:39)
*freaking out and cowering in a corner* "Think happy thoughts! Think happy thoughts!"




Ha ha, this one is brilliant!!!!

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Posted 20 June 2007 - 02:26 AM Edited by NJ~, 20 June 2007 - 02:29 AM.

I demand the "My mothers' my sister..." line back, that the old dude from GTAIII would randomly blab out. rah.gif

But something on different daytimes would work too like;

Nightfall:
- "I swear the sun didn't came up there this mornin'..."

Night:
- "What the hell are you doin' up so late? Oh right... It's daytime in Eastern Europe eh?"
- "Why aren't 24/7's open at this time of the day?"

... Something like that dozingoff.gif

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#89

Posted 20 June 2007 - 02:39 AM

Posh, English tourist lost in the dodgy part of town. - ‘How delightfully ghetto.’

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#90

Posted 20 June 2007 - 02:53 AM

QUOTE (manofpeace @ Jun 20 2007, 01:55)
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

Fk yeah!

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