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#1

Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:00 PM

Sometimes when I play GTA I just put my character in a vibrant place where lots of peds come and I just listen to what they have to say...
Can someone come up with some new lines for the pedestrians to say so I can laugh my gut out again!? biggrin.gif

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:16 PM

"Hey Man, I took my girl to 'Die Koch Diamond's' - and the clerk really did cool my bitch down!"

sad.gif - can't think of any good ones atm

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:18 PM

A ped should feel up Niko and ask him, "How much?"

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:28 PM

The pedestrians could say stupid sh*t like " Work yea i tried that once, worst 7 minutes of my life." you get the idea But i also want them to have proper conversations and talk about relevant things not just say random bullsh*t.

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:34 PM

breadfish_by_Moto.gif i want people that look ruff to offer you drugs or be really threatening

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:35 PM

"Used tampones are what vampires use to make tea".

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:52 PM

"My sister's my mother!"

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:04 PM

QUOTE (ThePond @ Jun 5 2007, 19:52)
"My sister's my mother!"

Wow! How did you come up with that? I'm rofpmplmaool as I write.

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:06 PM

peds should dance in the street and sing 'abc easy as 123'

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:07 PM

"look , bigfoot"
"lol,steak"

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#11

Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:30 PM

The other topic didn't go over so well, but I'll leave this be untill it goes astray...


On topic: Hopefully we'll see peds saying things in relation to their situations more often.. A couple of examples:

- A ped is chasing after a bus, misses it, and says, "Son of a Bitch!", "Damn the luck!", etc.

- A ped trying to flag down a taxi, "When will one of these yellow bastards stop?".

- A ped drops something, "Cluckin' Bell is some greasy sh*t", "It almost looks like I meant to do that".


I'd also like to see more "real" convos transpire, perhaps in light of some event that has happened in the city, for example.

And just for old nostalgia... "Bite me twice!"

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:43 PM

QUOTE (Xcommunicated @ Jun 5 2007, 20:30)
The other topic didn't go over so well, but I'll leave this be untill it goes astray...


On topic: Hopefully we'll see peds saying things in relation to their situations more often.. A couple of examples:

- A ped is chasing after a bus, misses it, and says, "Son of a Bitch!", "Damn the luck!", etc.

- A ped trying to flag down a taxi, "When will one of these yellow bastards stop?".

- A ped drops something, "Cluckin' Bell is some greasy sh*t", "It almost looks like I meant to do that".


I'd also like to see more "real" convos transpire, perhaps in light of some event that has happened in the city, for example.

And just for old nostalgia... "Bite me twice!"

lol at the taxi one.

I used to have good ones but now I can't remember any. San Andreas had a couple good ones.

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 09:11 PM

For nostalgia they should have what drivers said to you in GTA II when you were in front of their car: "Jerk off!"

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 09:15 PM

if there was some roadkill on the road, a hick ped could say "look ma, there's dinner" (and i know there's no country side or anything but they could just be visitors of relatives or something like in national lampoon's christmas or vegas vacation)

actually that can also go towards the hobos of new york...

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 09:40 PM

Crazy bum says..."Cluckin Bell..Burger shot...it's all one big conspiracy I tells ya !!!"

Ped gets robbed..."..man and I thought life in los santos was hard !!"

Ped1 - "Did you hear the rumours about the hairy creature that appears in the park at night ?"
Ped2 - "..oh yea I heard about that..I think they called it big head, or big hand or something like that !"
Ped1 - "I heard he ate 5 kids the other day"
Ped2 - "..No !"
Ped1 - "Uh huh it's true !"

you come across a ped getting beat up in an ally and one thug says "...Mr. Verectti likes his payments on time !!!"

Crazy bum says..."...the ring. The ring is all that stands between me and ultimate power !!!"

Ped..."...Aw man you would not believe what the crazy stuff that happened at bingo night last week !!!"

Ped puffs a joint then slowly stairs at it and says ..."..it's true its true...cluckin bell and burger shot are up to something...and it's up to me to save liberity city !!!"

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 09:47 PM

construction workers should sing YMCA.
oh and "I'am my own grandpa"
also "I'll suck your dick for spank"

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 09:52 PM Edited by xNewtype Acex, 05 June 2007 - 09:57 PM.

russian ped getting carjacked: "In soviet russia, car steals YOU!!!"

Russian peds:

"In Soviet Russia, google finds YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!"

"In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!"

Found this on uncyclopedia:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 09:55 PM

When there's a puddle of water on the street and someone gets splashed - "What the f*ck was that sh*t you f*ckin' asshole" Picks up a rock a throws it at the car! haha

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 10:14 PM

QUOTE
"In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!"


That one is a must.

And standing in line for toilet paper. Really really bad immigrant jokes.

Since terrorism is going to be an issue how about:

"If I don't supersize my Burger Shot Beef Tower then the terrorists win."


Or something to that effect.

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 10:18 PM

"In Soviet Russia, country dies for you!"

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 10:43 PM

Two peds talking:

Male Ped: "Id like to put my snakes on your plane"

Female Ped: "only if you bring your anaconda"

Lol, saw Snakes on a Plane last night. cool.gif

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 10:44 PM

QUOTE (xNewtype Acex @ Jun 5 2007, 22:43)
Two peds talking:

Male Ped: "Id like to put my snakes on your plane"

Female Ped: "only if you bring your anaconda"

Lol, saw Snakes on a Plane last night. cool.gif

boooooooo

How about this: a ped bumps into you and says "Watch where I'm going!"

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#23

Posted 06 June 2007 - 11:59 AM

sum random crackhead comes to u n says
"how much ? "

n u can answer

Y: "Im not a drug dealer my friend"

or N: "Get the f*ck outta here crackhead"

haha

or when ur in a poor hood

sum1 says "what tha f*ck u doin here cracker?"

n u can answer Y: "you so rude my friend..."

or N: "You have 3 seconds to run away before I kill you"

lol.gif


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#24

Posted 06 June 2007 - 03:56 PM

How about a ped that walks to you and says, "Did you hear the one about a priest and Raquel Welch on a boat? They start talking, and yada yada yada, 'Those aren't buoys!'"

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#25

Posted 06 June 2007 - 04:53 PM

Man... this is so funny! biggrin.gif

But I agree, the peds need to interact more with there environment like
When they order food; "Now give me a burger you F*ckface!"
When a copcar is passing by with te sirens on; "Oh oh, my mother shot somebody again"
When they walk thrue some pigeons they try to kick them and say; "damn you, flying rats!"

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 08:45 PM Edited by Hart, 14 June 2009 - 05:02 PM.

if you try mug a ped they say: no not the sex, anything but the sex!

^ edited: 2 years later.., what was I thinking.

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 09:05 PM

Some random references to the old Liberty City would be cool.

"It's amazing how big the city got in only a few years..."

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 09:10 PM

how about if they can talk while in a car ?

so if you are close to sum1 that is in a car

sum black random guy says "dont try to jack me fool"

or white intelligent guy "Ill call cops"

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or they can fool other games again lol.gif

like sum random bum says "My dream is to go just like for 2 days to vegas , but it wont happen"

lol.gif

or they can fool famous ppl like 50 cent cuz he wasnt on Sa .

like sum random rappers talks n 1 of em says "half dollar is wack ma nigga plus hes snitch"




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Posted 07 June 2007 - 12:33 AM

The only way this could work is if R* has it where you show damage after being injured(blood stains ala Scarface).

Niko walks by ped with blood on his clothes

Ped(in best English accent while pointing at Niko):You got red on you.

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#30

Posted 07 June 2007 - 01:56 AM

Random quotes:
"I could have sworn this city was only three islands!"

"My sister is my brother's mother."

"R.O.F.L.M.A.O."

"STEEAAK!!!"

"They're worrying about violent video games?!?!"

After bumping into a ped:
"No soup for you!"

"WARDOGS! He's- oh yeah, I'm not with them anymore!"

*ped begins crying*

"Don't make be shove my night-stick up your ass" - Cop

Aiming at a ped:
"C'mon man, I have a pet rock!"

"Hey, I'll give ya' $500 if you look down the barrel and pull the trigger!"

After seeing a dead ped:
"What a n00b. He would never survive" - in a nerdy voice

"He ain't gonna need no band-aid" - redneck accent

"This is a joke right? Alright, where are the cameras?"

"Aww, f*ck! This guy owes me two bucks!"

"Damn! Nothing in his wallet!"

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