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Posted 22 April 2007 - 01:28 PM

There's been lots of topics about best moments in SA, so i thought about doin OMFG topic, too biggrin.gif (lock if people don't like it.)

First which comes in my mind is, when i was tailing Millie in mission 'Key To Her Heart', I stopped just next to the train rail next to Millies house (my car was so, that i a train comes, it will only scratch my rear end of my car.) Then a taxi stopped behind me, I couldn't hear anything, and the a train comes like from nowhere and swipes the taxi with him right behind me, only scratching my rear end. I was like:"Oh my f*cking god!" maybe i even got little scared, because it was so silent in SA wink.gif

EDIT: and sorry about that misspelling in title, should be 'your', not only 'you'.

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 01:32 PM

i was playing san andreas without gtaforums or another gta site(that means i didn't know what will be our what feautures in the game)
in the missions that we were going to liberty city i thought we can go to there whenever we want and that time i was like omg! biggrin.gif

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 01:59 PM Edited by HolyGrenadeFrenzy, 22 April 2007 - 02:19 PM.

I was on the the Cable jumps on the bridge outa SF when I had made my first full speed jump on an NRG-500 on both the first and consecutive jumps and landed off the second jump in the police impound lot garage access and was rewarded a two star wanted level for landing on a policeman! That when I left immidaitely became a three star wanted level!.....I have tried and not gotten a repeat but then again landing a motorcycle from extreme hieghts onto a policeman.....How extremely random is that? I couldn't do it intentionally.....From the policemans perspective I figure in role play was something like "" =Thought balloon. "Gee this has been a tough set of cases. Hope my car is fixed. I wonder if there are any jelly donuts left for..SPLAT!" I am quite sure noone at the police station askes themselves. " Will a motorcycle come flying off the bridge and pulverize me in the parking lot today?"

I realize it is just an SI and a young one and limited one at that but I still wonder if they were real what they would think considering how much peds actually do say. Some of which I detest. Some of which makes me laugh. And some of which makes me go .HUH? or Just wonder.
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Posted 22 April 2007 - 02:02 PM

QUOTE (james_root @ Apr 22 2007, 13:32)
i was playing san andreas without gtaforums or another gta site(that means i didn't know what will be our what feautures in the game)
in the missions that we were going to liberty city i thought we can go to there whenever we want and that time i was like omg! biggrin.gif

hehe, i thought so too. biggrin.gif

@HGF: You... Damn! I can't stop laughing lol.gif

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 04:39 PM

I finished a Catalina mission(Tanker) and she got run over by a taxi so I had to do it all over again.
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Posted 22 April 2007 - 04:43 PM

mine was having a bet with ma bro how long i could last on 6stars and i lasted 10 mins then i jumped in a plane then crashed into a building it was like all BOOM kinda like 9/11 (it was an accident honest rolleyes.gif )

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (Isonis @ Apr 22 2007, 18:29)
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Could you please explain lol.gif ?

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 06:52 PM

If I understand well he got wasted two seconds after completing a mission

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 06:56 PM

Yeah, maybe it's that... Funny pic smile.gif

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 07:02 PM

i was walking on the las venturas highway today, and 2 cars crashed and got MAJOR air, and one crashed 2 feet from CJ and smoked a cop. Total bond moment

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 07:39 PM

Two days ago I managed to get inside a Tropic. The ped that was "driving" the boat thought CJ jacked it, so he got off, fell on the sea and died xD. Then I was there, stuck for hours, trying to get out, and then I realized that all I needed to do was press enter ¨¨

I got some screenshots while I was there...

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 07:44 PM

QUOTE (Saget @ Apr 22 2007, 19:39)
Two days ago I managed to get inside a Tropic. The ped that was "driving" the boat thought CJ jacked it, so he got off, fell on the sea and died xD. Then I was there, stuck for hours, trying to get out, and then I realized that all I needed to do was press enter ¨¨

I got some screenshots while I was there...

"D'OH!" Damn i laughed hard at this lol.gif

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 08:15 PM

Yea, i was doing the Toreno's Last Flight mission, the heli was near me, i blew it up, and it set a police car on fire, then it exploded as i finished the mission. I got sent to Angel Pine.

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 09:51 PM

Once I was on the mission Badlands and when I approached the house or whatever that is and a plane was flying nearby and crashed in the woods then it fell down and the explosion killed everyone.
Luckily it didn't reach me and the target's body was in one piece so I could easily complete the mission.

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 12:56 AM

Nothing OMG Has Happened To Me Really Other Than Being About To Beat A Mission And Then Dying.

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 02:20 AM

One thing that was kinda a OMG was i did the mission where you fight the mafia dudes on the plane and parachute out, , and i for some reason i opened the chute right away and it took 10 minutes for Cj to land.

That was a OMG pis$ed off moment

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 04:53 AM

one of those cases where, when u run over sum1 the guy (alive) sticks to ur car, happnd to a poileman on a bike, i keep driving and he was standing on the bonnet of my car and shooting at me thru the windscreen...looked cool though...lyk tough cops in movies.


again, when i had evaded the FBI dudes after going up to 4 stars, done some real cool drive by shootings with them, n finally managed to escape to a safehouse, n park the car in the garage, a nearby cop on foot comes in and drags me out n busts me inside the garage.


then on one occasion, i placed a remote explosive on the las venturas srtip (near four dragons casino), ran around the building to evade cops, n while i was on the other side of the casino, i set off the bomb...BOOM...then when i came back to the front of the casino from the other side, its was a pool of about 10-11 bodies, a whole lotta blood, money comparable to what a full fledged casino could hold(ok..may b i said too much, but a lot for sure), and an array of nightsticks, 9mm pistols, n a golfclub...that was sure a lotta birds in one shot...that too rich ones... tounge2.gif

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 04:58 AM

QUOTE (tokarev33 @ Apr 23 2007, 04:53)
one of those cases where, when u run over sum1 the guy (alive) sticks to ur car, happnd to a poileman on a bike, i keep driving and he was standing on the bonnet of my car and shooting at me thru the windscreen...looked cool though...lyk tough cops in movies.


again, when i had evaded the FBI dudes after going up to 4 stars, done some real cool drive by shootings with them, n finally managed to escape to a safehouse, n park the car in the garage, a nearby cop on foot comes in and drags me out n busts me inside the garage.


then on one occasion, i placed a remote explosive on the las venturas srtip (near four dragons casino), ran around the building to evade cops, n while i was on the other side of the casino, i set off the bomb...BOOM...then when i came back to the front of the casino from the other side, its was a pool of about 10-11 bodies, a whole lotta blood, money comparable to what a full fledged casino could hold(ok..may b i said too much, but a lot for sure), and an array of nightsticks, 9mm pistols, n a golfclub...that was sure a lotta birds in one shot...that too rich ones... tounge2.gif

Hahahaa tounge2.gif How many stars did you get from that last?

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 12:44 PM

i guess my initial 1 star level went up to 3, coz if ou don't kill too many cops, i think it never exceeds 3 (funny coz the cops seem to forget things pretty soon if you kill sum 1 else other than them)...

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 12:54 PM

QUOTE (torino @ Apr 23 2007, 02:20)
One thing that was kinda a OMG was i did the mission where you fight the mafia dudes on the plane and parachute out, , and i for some reason i opened the chute right away and it took 10 minutes for Cj to land.

That was a OMG pis$ed off moment

they not mafia they goverment agents

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 12:57 PM

QUOTE (southwaleswarriors112 @ Apr 23 2007, 12:54)
QUOTE (torino @ Apr 23 2007, 02:20)
One thing that was kinda a OMG was i did the mission where you fight the mafia dudes on the plane and parachute out, , and i for some reason i opened the chute right away and it took 10 minutes for Cj to land.

That was a OMG pis$ed off moment

they not mafia they goverment agents

i thought they were just some hitmen mercie_blink.gif

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 02:52 PM

Was like on level 1000+ vigilante with Hunter and game freezes up and that wasn't first time it happened. (PS2 version does that often) Also, had like 10000+ kills from a killing spree and same thing happened...

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 03:03 PM Edited by HolyGrenadeFrenzy, 23 April 2007 - 03:07 PM.

QUOTE (GritSandWiches4Breakfest @ Apr 23 2007, 21:52)
Was like on level 1000+ vigilante with Hunter and game freezes up and that wasn't first time it happened.  (PS2 version does that often)  Also, had like 10000+ kills from a killing spree and same thing happened...

Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

@TheTank and previous thing...... Fun with fine lines and large grey areas if you ask me. hehe. The suits killed in the Andromada are Government Agents with a confused agenda which doesn't mean they aren't assasins/hitmen too. It does mean that they serve a government agency however whether being paid on or off the record. moto_whistle.gif Which is why it was such a big deal to CJ....real uncomfortable. ph34r.gif

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 03:07 PM

QUOTE (HolyGrenadeFrenzy @ Apr 23 2007, 15:03)
QUOTE (GritSandWiches4Breakfest @ Apr 23 2007, 21:52)
Was like on level 1000+ vigilante with Hunter and game freezes up and that wasn't first time it happened.  (PS2 version does that often)  Also, had like 10000+ kills from a killing spree and same thing happened...

Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

@TheTank and previous thing...... Fun with fine lines and large grey areas if you ask me. hehe.The suits killed in the Andromada are Government Agents with a confused agenda which doesn't mean they aren't assasins/hitmen too. It does mean that they serve a government agency however whether being paid on or off the record.

oh, okay. Thanks, now I know much more (about SA biggrin.gif)

damn, i can't think of more OMG situations from San An. I know lot has happened to me but...

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Posted 24 April 2007 - 07:44 PM

Seeing this was classic. Foggy days have some very interesting alterations on terrain....The Bridge to Somewhere?

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 03:36 PM

I was just bicycling along, minding my own business, and I saw a lowrider, police car and another car stopped at a red light. The police car tried to turn to go around the lowrider, but they grazed it. The sirens came on and the police dragged the lowrider's driver out and shot him dead.

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 03:42 PM

I was driving with my FCR-900 like a good citizen. Then hear sirens, and a Elegant and police car went from my both sides, almost same time, barely missing me. I watched behind me and they turned right, "Phew, that was a close one... what anothe cop vehic... *CRASH!*" Just watched again ahead, and another cop car crashed me -.-' "D'OH!"

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 06:57 PM

I was driving down that road that goes between Santa Maria, past Angel Pine and into southern 'Fierro, on one of my bonzai runs around the state(I've done it in 5 minutes flat before). My speedo reported I was goin 120MPH, just a supercruise. This Wayfarer spawns infront of me going thirty, I dodge it and get rearended by a tractor hard enough to punt me onto the grille and into oncoming traffic. The only traffic there was an Elegy being chased by two SFPD squad cars, a Police Rancher, two Enforcers and two choppers and was going full speed. With no wheels on the ground, I couldnt swerve or brake, so I switched to cinematic cam for a better view of the wreck. I missed the Elegy, the squad cars and clipped the Rancher. This set up a spin, making a top out of my car. This flung me into the path of the Enforcer, who'se fat ass sent me into orbit doing frontflips. I landed at that little gas station that's on the right of the highway on my wheels with a triple insane stunt bonus. I entered the health cheat to fix the car and resumed my supercruise going "...OMG...does that tractor have a turbofan ducked to it?!"

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 07:01 PM

QUOTE (379 @ Apr 27 2007, 18:57)
I was driving down that road that goes between Santa Maria, past Angel Pine and into southern 'Fierro, on one of my bonzai runs around the state(I've done it in 5 minutes flat before). My speedo reported I was goin 120MPH, just a supercruise. This Wayfarer spawns infront of me going thirty, I dodge it and get rearended by a tractor hard enough to punt me onto the grille and into oncoming traffic. The only traffic there was an Elegy being chased by two SFPD squad cars, a Police Rancher, two Enforcers and two choppers and was going full speed. With no wheels on the ground, I couldnt swerve or brake, so I switched to cinematic cam for a better view of the wreck. I missed the Elegy, the squad cars and clipped the Rancher. This set up a spin, making a top out of my car. This flung me into the path of the Enforcer, who'se fat ass sent me into orbit doing frontflips. I landed at that little gas station that's on the right of the highway on my wheels with a triple insane stunt bonus. I entered the health cheat to fix the car and resumed my supercruise going "...OMG...does that tractor have a turbofan ducked to it?!"

I think you made up part of that. If theres a computer played civilian being chased, there might be tow squad cars and a rancher, but never same time. And there's never SWAT Enforcers and choppers chasing some computer civilians sneaky2.gif

EDIT: Or are you using some kind of a mod to make that happen sarcasm.gif

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Posted 28 April 2007 - 03:32 AM

Sounds dull compaired to that but I was wandering in the country when a plane (don't know what type) flew right into a mountain and exploded.... it was a real OMFG moment. Never seen it happen again.




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