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#22831

Posted 13 September 2017 - 11:57 AM

Gambled on the football for the first time in at least 6 years, and I lost both last night and tonight. f*ck the bookies. f*ck them to planet f*ck.

 
when i turned 18 i went to the bookies for the first time and it smelt like a mixture of fosters, piss, lynx and desperation.
 
never again.
What does a Lynx smell like? A housecat only wilder?

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 12:05 PM

lynx is the UK equivalent of axe :p

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#22833

Posted 13 September 2017 - 12:37 PM Edited by The Deadite, 13 September 2017 - 12:39 PM.

My sh*tty internet connection is frustrating:

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Can't even download a crummy game in this same century and i dont know anyone with good WIFI, it's so f*cking annoying.
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#22834

Posted 13 September 2017 - 01:48 PM Edited by Richard Power Colt, 13 September 2017 - 03:44 PM.

Oh boy a new game by the makers of Journey:

 

Looks beautiful I can't wai.. "coming soon to iPhone, iPad and Apple TV".

 

Oh...

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#22835

Posted 13 September 2017 - 02:01 PM

Oh... wow, how f*cking lame.  I LOVE That Game Company, played Journey a thousand times over, played Flower and Flo a bunch as well... but I'm an android guy. 

 

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#22836

Posted 13 September 2017 - 02:15 PM

Youtube 'famous' c*nts putting out statements about mental health when they have never experienced it/learnt about/dealt with it in any way, shape or form and still relentlessly claim their statements are facts just BECAUSE.

 

I really cannot stand Youtubers with the exception of maybe two.

Especially the ones who have a huge following and spout stupid, dangerous sh*t to their kiddy followers. It wouldn't be so bad but most of them are about as interesting as f*cking tofu.

 

GTFO tofu-tuber c*nts.

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#22837

Posted 13 September 2017 - 03:35 PM

Speaking of youtube, Jake Paul f*cking sucks ass. He's the new "star" of youtube, which kills my last remains of hope for humanity. Why do kids like these morons?

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#22838

Posted 13 September 2017 - 03:41 PM

Because you kids are morons.

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#22839

Posted 13 September 2017 - 04:05 PM

just remember who created those kids ;)

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#22840

Posted 13 September 2017 - 04:16 PM

Oh, I'm not saying "you kids" as in you are uniquely morons.  I was an A+ moron when I was a kid... thank GOD camera phones and facebook wasn't a thing.

 

But, judging by YouTube, you kids are f*cking morons.

 

Again.

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#22841

Posted 13 September 2017 - 04:51 PM Edited by Richard Power Colt, 13 September 2017 - 05:19 PM.

Kids need to grow the f*ck up.

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 05:24 PM

Youtubers in general trying to talk seriously about stuff outside of what they properly know is annoying. I get you want to branch out, but you're an entertainer, stop trying to talk politics because not only are ya an idiot who doesn't have/post sources, you're scarily influential and people eat up what they say just because they like their entertainment lmao

it's like physicists who start posting crap about economics and politics...but worse
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#22843

Posted 13 September 2017 - 05:36 PM

Youtubers in general trying to talk seriously about stuff outside of what they properly know is annoying. I get you want to branch out, but you're an entertainer, stop trying to talk politics because not only are ya an idiot who doesn't have/post sources, you're scarily influential and people eat up what they say just because they like their entertainment lmao

it's like physicists who start posting crap about economics and politics...but worse

 


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#22844

Posted 13 September 2017 - 05:39 PM

My right side is getting nuts with pain (right under ribs) and what do my """friend""" does? Toss random, unfunny jokes while ranting about how "easy" DOOM4 is (because you're playing on the easiest difficulty + God Mode turned on, you dumbf*ck!). And when I got angry about her ignoring my painfully obvious pain, she started playing the victim card.

 

Fake friends, yo. Might aswell remain friend-less.


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#22845

Posted 14 September 2017 - 01:26 AM

 


 

a mixture of fosters, piss,

 

that's like redundant

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#22846

Posted 14 September 2017 - 06:11 AM Edited by gtamann123, 14 September 2017 - 06:12 AM.

Literally can't figure out what to do with my life. The woman I'm madly in love with want nothing to do with me. No one likes me and I have no friends and am always alone. I'm too stupid to do anything productive. I can't kill myself because my parents rely on me. I'm just trapped in a life I don't want to live. f*ck the cruel world.

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 06:45 AM

-She's not the only girl in the world -we've all been rejected, don't beat yourself up over her not liking you more than a friend. Also stop "rating" everyone including yourself on a scale of ugliness. Now that's disgusting. (going off of what I've read in the past)

-Don't BS us we see you posting photos with your mates.

-Being alone isn't always bad thing, being around the right people is what's really important.

-You have a roof over your head, clean clothes, food in the fridge, surely you are not an unproductive idiot.

-If your parents could read your post of you wanting to kill yourself, what would they think? I'm sure they love you very much so don't say stupid sh*t like that.

 

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#22848

Posted 14 September 2017 - 07:51 AM

Has he considered going after other women? Hmm.
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#22849

Posted 14 September 2017 - 08:37 AM

Don't waste your time on the jabronie, he's a lost cause.

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 09:06 AM

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 09:25 AM

Go to a doctor. You need help.
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Posted 14 September 2017 - 02:23 PM

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect

As a white male I can attest: This world is too cruel to my over-persecuted kind.

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 03:06 PM

Go to a doctor. You need help.

We've told him this many times.
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Posted 14 September 2017 - 04:09 PM

f*cking weathermen or women or whoever the f*ck have one f*ckign job and they cant even do that f*cking job correct yeah mate cloudy no its f*cking pissing down

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#22855

Posted 14 September 2017 - 05:45 PM Edited by gtamann123, 14 September 2017 - 05:46 PM.

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect


Where did I say it would be perfect? If I wasn't white it would solve maybe like 2% of my problems not all of them and my life would only improve a very small amount lol

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#22856

Posted 14 September 2017 - 05:47 PM

 

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect


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Frankly all your posts make me grumpy.

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 05:51 PM Edited by gtamann123, 14 September 2017 - 05:56 PM.

 

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect

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Frankly all your posts make me grumpy.
If I was another race. Say black or Hispanic. It would be possible for me to get a girlfriend. So I would no longer be forever alone. So that's one of my issues that would be solved. And that's pretty much the only thing it would change. I have never said that if I wasn't white it would solve all my problems.

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#22858

Posted 14 September 2017 - 05:55 PM

just go touch uranus someplace else.


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#22859

Posted 14 September 2017 - 06:15 PM

Go to a doctor. You need help.

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#22860

Posted 14 September 2017 - 06:24 PM Edited by Neon_Dreaming, 14 September 2017 - 06:26 PM.

I'm curious, how would being black or hispanic help you get a girlfriend. Are there some ancient secrets to attraction they know that they haven't shared with the rest of us?
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