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Spaghetti Cat
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#18961

Posted 3 days ago

 

 

Obesed people that come in and order $49 worth of food really piss me off too. 

Americans who don't know how to properly speak English piss me off too.

 

its ok, we are reverting back to the caveman era of speaking thru pictures.

 

:orly:  :bbq:  :alien:  :beerhat:  :^:  :cool:

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#18962

Posted 3 days ago

So mad right now. My cat had her butt on my toothbrush and I don't know how many times she could've done this before, this was the first time I've seen this. This is so not cool.
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Voodoo
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#18963

Posted 3 days ago

I wish my cat's butt was minty fresh.


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#18964

Posted 3 days ago

Assepting any offers for the cat with the minty fresh butt.
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TheRealCMPUNKFan
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#18965

Posted 3 days ago

So mad right now. My cat had her butt on my toothbrush and I don't know how many times she could've done this before, this was the first time I've seen this. This is so not cool.

I don't know why this is so funny to me lol (I do feel bad for you though)


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#18966

Posted A day ago

My problem also has to do with butts...Am I the only one who uses the restroom and wipes but ends up with their ass bleeding? I mean it's not much...just a few dabs of blood on the paper but it's still annoying. 


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#18967

Posted 21 hours ago

My problem also has to do with butts...Am I the only one who uses the restroom and wipes but ends up with their ass bleeding? I mean it's not much...just a few dabs of blood on the paper but it's still annoying. 

either your wipe to hard or you have hemorrhoids

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#18968

Posted 20 hours ago

I was going to suggest colon cancer. All that smoked meat finally doing you in.
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#18969

Posted 19 hours ago

Is there's any decent Computing College in this damn city?

 

No less than 2 or 3 weeks ago I tried to join the main Computing College in the city. Problem is, before they confirm that you're officially part of them you need to go through an exam, similar to the one you go through in school. I don't have a problem with this, but I didn't knew that this college requires a passing test. As a result, I couldn't answer anything --- which is normal when you think about it: You head over unprepared for anything they throw an exam at your face without knowing anything you fail the exam.

 

Gave up of that college, we head out to another. This one was relatively closer and easier to get by. I joined them around a week ago, and best thing is: they don't require a test! Happy that I've found a good college (and a cheap one for that matter - $1,500 a year is great when your typical college is 3k a month). I think I joined in the past Monday. Dude said that I should come back tomorrow to see what is going on and know what to bring, etc. Came back tomorrow. The damn thing is closed. Said that the whole thing [officially] starts at Saturday. Went there AGAIN the past Saturday. I'm the only one who came (....out of three students). My father had enough and he wanted my files back to see another college.

 

 

:die:


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#18970

Posted 18 hours ago

My problem also has to do with butts...Am I the only one who uses the restroom and wipes but ends up with their ass bleeding? I mean it's not much...just a few dabs of blood on the paper but it's still annoying. 

I believe that's what happens when you have hemorrhoids.  I see a tube of Preparation H in your future.  

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#18971

Posted 18 hours ago

My problem also has to do with butts...Am I the only one who uses the restroom and wipes but ends up with their ass bleeding? I mean it's not much...just a few dabs of blood on the paper but it's still annoying. 

 

Sounds like hemorrhoids to me, go on a high fiber diet and you'll forget they exist.

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#18972

Posted 18 hours ago

Could be an anal fissure. That's just fun to say.

 

Also, increase the insoluble fiber in your diet and see if that helps.

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#18973

Posted 15 hours ago

You're probably gonna die soon or something.
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#18974

Posted 13 hours ago

My problem also has to do with butts...Am I the only one who uses the restroom and wipes but ends up with their ass bleeding? I mean it's not much...just a few dabs of blood on the paper but it's still annoying. 

I think you've been using Tacymist's toothbrush.

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018361
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#18975

Posted 13 hours ago

I've had hemorrhoids before so i'm sure that isn't it. unfortunately, I don't think that I can really change my diet much even if I wanted to. I don't have any money so I've been eating food from a local church that gives it out to people for the past couple months. 

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#18976

Posted 12 hours ago

I've had hemorrhoids before so i'm sure that isn't it. unfortunately, I don't think that I can really change my diet much even if I wanted to. I don't have any money so I've been eating food from a local church that gives it out to people for the past couple months. 

Hemorrhoids can happen more than once... in fact if you have them, they tend to stay with you for life.


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#18977

Posted 12 hours ago

 

My problem also has to do with butts...Am I the only one who uses the restroom and wipes but ends up with their ass bleeding? I mean it's not much...just a few dabs of blood on the paper but it's still annoying. 

 

Sounds like hemorrhoids to me, go on a high fiber diet and you'll forget they exist.

 

I've had the same issue for years and it wasn't hemorrhoids. Just wipe hard I guess

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#18978

Posted 11 hours ago

 

 

My problem also has to do with butts...Am I the only one who uses the restroom and wipes but ends up with their ass bleeding? I mean it's not much...just a few dabs of blood on the paper but it's still annoying. 

 

Sounds like hemorrhoids to me, go on a high fiber diet and you'll forget they exist.

 

I've had the same issue for years and it wasn't hemorrhoids. Just wipe hard I guess

 

 

Um.. that's the last thing you should do.


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#18979

Posted 11 hours ago

Lmao i can't find a f*cking job i want to die lol

:lol: :lol:
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#18980

Posted 9 hours ago

 

My problem also has to do with butts...Am I the only one who uses the restroom and wipes but ends up with their ass bleeding? I mean it's not much...just a few dabs of blood on the paper but it's still annoying. 

 
Sounds like hemorrhoids to me, go on a high fiber diet and you'll forget they exist.
 
I've had the same issue for years and it wasn't hemorrhoids. Just wipe hard I guess
You have hemorrhoids.

Scaglietti
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#18981

Posted 6 hours ago

Oh no!  :*(


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#18982

Posted 5 hours ago

Lmao i can't find a f*cking job i want to die lol

:lol: :lol:

 

Having a job doesn't really change that, though :/ :/ :/ :cool: 


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#18983

Posted 2 hours ago

I've had hemorrhoids before so i'm sure that isn't it. unfortunately, I don't think that I can really change my diet much even if I wanted to. I don't have any money so I've been eating food from a local church that gives it out to people for the past couple months. 

Sounds like anal fissure to me. It happens when your poop is too big for your butthole. Lol. Not deadly or anything. Just painful. (Obviously.) If it happens every time you take a dump though, you should go visit a doctor.





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