You know what annoys me? Golf. I'm not much of a sports man, but golf strikes me as one of the most useless, inane sports out there. Like other sports, the score system seems to have been invented by somebody who wanted to show off with fancy words and rising number scales that serve only to baffle. You'll have plenty of time to look up the meaning of them though as you forage for the ball for several hours following your swing. By the time you've found it, the sun has set, civilisation has crumbled and giant reptilian overlords have engulfed the oceans. Same time tomorrow, chaps?
Golf's fine but I feel like it slots into the category of sports/activities (like bowling, fishing and so on) that's better treated as an experience where said sport/activity is only one part of something bigger; social aspects and so on.
Basically, with the right mates, maybe throw in some booze and taking in a good course on a beautiful day? It's usually a good day out even if golf in isolation isn't anything special. Wouldn't catch me going out of my way to play on my own though.